Celestia needed a critic, and I was the chosen one.

So, I guess that means, when she's not writing letters to a certain spoiled unicorn, or getting her flank kicked by an over sized pony transformer, she's sending ME all over Equestria to do stupid "reviews" that give her insight on what the hay is going on in her kingdom.

I can only promise to tell her EXACTLY what I think of each place.

Rated T for Tubular

Takes place before Alicorn Twilight Sparkle

Cover image courtesy of Google Images and terrible Photoshop skills.