"Okay guys, we gathered here because we must discuss a plan." said Geoff to his crew members, Ray, Ryan, Michael, Gavin and Jack.

"We're doing a heist." He said as he unfurled a map that was on the wall. It was a map of the Great Empire's capital city, Neighden. A jewellery store was marked with a red circle, along with Plan A being written over it.

"We need something that flies, remember when we constructed that giantic 3D printer?" asked Geoff.

"That took a long time!" commented Ray, because it truly did take a long time. Everyone was building it while Gavin was hunting food for them (and hurting himself in the meantime).

"It did, and guess what? We, in the span of twelve hours, made three Cargobobs, a tank and two trucks for for the jewellery." said Geoff as he opened a second piece of paper, on which there were three cargobobs flying, which were carrying a tank and two trucks.

"We drive the tank and the trucks, Jack, me and Ryan will fly the Cargobobs, while Gavin and Ray rob the store. Michael will be shooting the tank mid air, but we do not expect any resistance. Except for those two annoying demigods..." Geoff explained the plan to his teammates.

"We run away to a nearby peaceful forest, it's called the Everfree. Nothing suspicious about this forest, hmm?" he said as he pointed to a nearby forest below the grand, flying city of Neighden.

"Uh... not that I'm against anything, but Ray and Gavin are robbing the store?" asked Ryan, concerned.

"Would you rather trust him with a Cargobob or a tank?" Geoff asked Ryan, annoyed.

"Point taken."

"SHOPPING MONTAGE! Let's go to that minotaur clothing store!" shouted Geoff as he started running out and everyone followed him.

Thirty minutes later

They didn't do a shopping montage in a minotaur clothing store.

The Lads and Gents all decided to take a Cargobob to the city, and like total badasses, jump out of it with parachutes and let the Cargobob crash into some important building, most preferably killing off some of the royalty.

Of couse, the Cargobob just HAD to hit the Jeweller store they were planning to rob, as such, so they decided to, without further ado, go up to and rob the store, they just happened to have six pistols in the Cargobob and each a mask.

Ryan had his usual gray skull mask, Michael had a brown monkey mask, Gavin had a yellow monkey mask, Geoff had a white hockey mask, Jack had a green and orange wrestling mask, while Ray took a patriotic, white eagle mask.

They got in into the half-destroyed Jeweller store, yelling and wildly shooting their firearms in the air and in the ground.

"This is a robbery! Give us jewellery and we won't kill you!" said Geoff, as Ryan turned to him.

"We're not" asked Ryan as he made puppy eyes.

"I- alright, give us the jewellery and we're gonna murder you real quick!" changed his mind Geoff as they all opened several bags and filling it with the many gemstones and necklaces, diamonds, sapphires, emeralds, rubies and many more.

"Guys, hurry up! I can see guards flying here!" yelled Gavin as the crew was finishing packing the jewellery.

"They're going into the hole anyways, Gavin!" yelled Ryan as he finished up packing his Jewellery and went up to meet the guards.

Meet meaning to murder them, obviously.

"Eat lead, overgrown birds! you could hear Ryan going full-on psycho in the background, to the sound of griffons getting blown up.

Ryan had no explosives...

"I swear, that motherfucker gets creepier and weirder every day." commented Geoff, who was wrapping up with the jewellery.

"Yeah, but he's our psychotic motherfucker, and there's nobody like him!" said Ray, who was waiting by the door, giving cowering fire for his crazy teammate.

As they were leaving the jewellery store, leaving the clerks alive, they called to Ryan and went to a dark alley, going through the darker parts of the city. They got to the far edge of the city, where there was only a drop to the ground beneath them.

"By the way... why do we need this? We don't need money." asked Michael, suddenly concerned.

"We need those gemstones to infuse them with magic to initiate the plan know as TAFKART." said Ryan, his bloodlust ended.

"Sorry to pop your bubble but... how are we going to get down?" asked Ray.

"Well, we do come to life after we die, we could jump down with the gems, die, and come back after we 'respawn' and take them." said Gavin, a good idea for the first time this year.

"Too much work, and respawning is creepy. You know what? Someone must kill themselves and come for us with the Cargobob." said Geoff, as everyone moved away from the ledge.

Everyone except for Gavin, who was looking down the edge.

"This is gonna be quite a drop, who's up for it?" he asked nobody.

Suddenly, Michael kicked him in the ass, making Gavin fall through the air, down to the ground. Thankfully Gavin did not have a bag of the gems.

"That's for being a dumb motherfucker!" yelled Michael to Gavin.

But Michael was shoved by Ryan off the city.

"Make sure he doesn't destroy the Cargobob!" said Ryan, as he comically ripped the bag of jewellery off Michael as he was just about to plummet to the ground.

He then moved further from the edge, just in case.