Not many ponies were outside on the streets minding their own business as there was an event currently happening within the town.. Inside the building, a small group of ponies were moving around to prepare for a very important pony to visit the town within a few hours. Six of which were getting ready for her arrival the best way they new how.

“Come on everypony, we have a few hours before Princess Celestia arrives.” Said a purple unicorn mare who was currently holding a clipboard in her had as she was checking off several things that other ponies were doing. She looked to her left to see a rather chubby pony and a lanky pony who were baking several treats with another pink haired pony.

“Relax Twilight.”Said a brash voice above Twilight who was hanging up a few streamers just above Twilight. “You act like it’s the end of the world if we mess up one little thing.”

“Really Rainbow Dash?” Twilight scoffs as she shakes her head in disapprovement. “Rainbow this is BIG. The princess, my mentor is arriving here in a few hours and we must make sure everything is perfect. By the book.” Levitating a few scrolls she smiles as she already got the lists for when she arrives.

“Darling you need to relax.” Said an ivory mare who was currently arranging a few fabrics behind Twilight. “It’s true that while the princess has her standards, we need to have a calm and steady mindset. Stress is not good on you dear.”

“Well excuse me when something involves Princess Celestia causes my stress.” Twilight said as she slumps in a random chair with a heavy sigh. “I just don’t want to let her down.” Twilight is then joined by a orange earth pony and a yellow pegasus who were currently helping sweep around the building.

“Sugarcube, Rarity’s right.” The orange mare said placing a hand on the frantic mare’s shoulder. “Y’all need to take it easy.

“Why would you let her down?” RD floats over wondering how in all her success why would Celestia be disappointed in her for one small mishap.

“Because Rainbow….. I’m afraid she would think I’m not worthy of being her student anymore….. Or worse…. She’ll send me back to magic kindergarten.” She shudders as that part she is definitely more terrified than all other punishments even exiled.

All her friends look at each other then back at her, a small look of ‘really’ spread on their faces as they stare at her.

“Seriously Twilight?” Rainbow said while waving her hand in front of her face as a mocking gesture. “You really need to get a grip.” This earned her a slap to the back of her head by the orange earth pony.

“What she means is that it ain’t the end of the world sugarcube.” The orange mare added. She then kneels in front of Twilight with a calm look on her face. “Twilight darling you are a grown mare like all of us. You can buy alcohol and can vote…. Why in Celestia’s name sake would she send you to magic kindergarten?” Twilight wanted to say something, but couldn’t really find the words.

“G..girls I-”

“Boo!” Said a pink mare who pops up in front of Twilight making her yelp and fall off of the chair after stumbling backwards.

“Pinkie?” Twilight said as she stood up from where she fell. “What was that for?”

“Well, how else was I going to help you destress?” Pinkie added with a sweet innocent smile, trying to lighten the purple mare’s mood. “Sometimes getting a good scare can help let out your negative emotions silly filly.”

“At least Applejack was trying her best to keep her calm Pinkie.” The ivory mare added in response to Pinkie, crossing her arms as well.

“Sorry Rarity, I just wanted to help.” Pinkie added as she shrinked in response. “I was at least trying to help her the best way I know how.”

“Girls…” The yellow pegasus spoke up. “We shouldn’t be fighting since we’re at least trying to take account of looking after each other.”

“Fluttershy’s right. After all we need to get this finish before the princess comes. We can’t have anymore delays now can we?” Twilight added, but was stopped by Fluttershy.

“But we can do that much faster if you’re not so constantly stressed.” She added. “It can help to take a break once every now and again.”

“She’s right Twilight.” RD said, touching down on the ground. “Beside’s what’s the worst that could happen?” Twilight thought about what each of her friends told her and smiles.

“Yeah your right le-” They stopped talking as a sudden loud crash from outside of the building was heard. “What was that?” Twilight said turning to her friends. Pinkie suddenly started shaking violently and stuttered in her words.

“Oooooh I-I-I f-f-eel a d-d-d-doozy c-co-ming on.” Pinkie stuttered as the shaking of her got worse. “A-a-and wh-wh-whatever it is, it’s a b-b-big one.” She added as the noises suddenly got louder and three voices were heading their way.

“Whatever it is, it’s headin’ our way.” The orange mare added in response. The door suddenly flies open and three little fillies barge into the room with panic spread across their faces. The orange filly jumped off her scooter, while the yellow and ivory fillies got out of the wagon and ran up to three of the girls on a panic.

“Guys, we’ve got a problem.” The ivory filly called out.

“Applebloom. Sweetie Belle. Scootaloo. What’s the matter?” Fluttershy asked.

"Well it started to when we found these weird guys at the barn." Apple Bloom said.

"Then one of them said something that really made Barb mad." Sweetie Belle followed up.

"And now she’s tearing the town apart just to beat those guys up." Scootaloo finished.

"Barb is wut now?" AppleJack stated. Before anyone else could ask anything else, they hear the sound of two males screaming and the sounds of items getting smashed outside.

“What was that?” Twilight asked.

-James and Scott-

“Why do you always get us in these situations Scott?” James said as he dodged another set of debris that was chucked at them. Scott had to duck as well as a metal pipe almost impaled him in the back of his head. The dragon girl was still behind them with a look that would make even a strong willed man cower in fear.

“It’s not like I do it on purpose.” Scott added as they still ran through town. There was some ponies outside wondering what was going on and saw the two humans being chased by an angry dragoness. She takes a deep breath and blows out another jet a of green flames at the two. Both males took a dive after the flames burn down a tree in front of them.

“We gotta move before that crazed chick turns us into charcoal.” James added as he grabbed Scott’s arm and pulled him up.

“Stop running and take it like a stallion!” The dragon girl behind them shouted as she continued her chase.

“The hell does she mean by that?” Scott asked as he continued behind him.

“How should I know?” James added still running for his life. “We’re in a world we know nothing about with a crazed chick trying to kill us right now.”

“Well how’re we gonna get out of this?” Scott added turning around with the dragon girl still hot on their tail. Both brothers continued to run through town trying to avoid her. It came to a point soon where Scott slides under a random food cart while James jumped over it. That didn’t even stop the dragon girl as she just crashed through it. A random male from behind us shouted ‘My cabbages!!’ as a result.

“GET BACK HERE!!!” She shouted, breathing even more flames.

“Can nothing stop that crazy chick?” Scott asked. It only seemed to piss her off even more. Few seconds later they made a sharp right and both humans were running towards what looked like a library but had to duck as another green fireball sailed over their heads and hitting a few bushes behind them.

“My tulips!” Screamed a mare as one of the flames bursts from the impact an burned several flowers near a shop next two the library.

She fires another fireball this time catching fire to a stallions’ own pristine mane. “AHHHHHH, MY MANE!” He screams in fear as he races through town. Finding a bucket full of water he dunks his head in. The brothers did eventually lose her after making a beeline behind a random building and hid behind a random dumpster. She growls and starts looking for the males and the brothers breathe easy.

“We gotta do something about her, before anyone else gets caught in the crossfire.” James added. While sneaking around the boys were being given strange looks by some of the locals around town as to what they were. James and Scott just ignored them as they continued to try and hide from the enraged dragoness. After sneaking around for another minute, they soon see a building that was like a gingerbread house.

“Uh James?” Scott wonder if his brain was registering right now. “You see what I see right?” James was about to say something, but the brother ducked as another fireball flew over their heads.

“Found you!” The dragon girl shouted as she charged up more flames.

“Yeah I see it…. Let's just keep running Scott.” James sighs as now he doesn’t know if he’s insane or it’s real. Racing further through town after the last few fireballs barb shot out, most of the ponies around ducked in cover trying not to get caught in the crossfire. The guys barely dodged another fireball as they both stage dive towards the door.

“Christ sake, what’s next?” James groaned as he opens his eyes. He freezes in place to see a pair of orange hooves in front of his face. He looks up to see a blonde horse woman looking down at him, as well as a few others. Scott gorans and followed his brother’s gaze and looks up. Six mares were looking down at the two males in confusion.

The first mare was an ivory white with a horn on her head, but her mane as well as her tail were a deep purple and curled in an elegant fashion. She was wearing a white and buttoned up blouse with a black skirt that ended at her knees. She looks down at both males in confusion with her sapphire blue eyes. The blouse was struggling to contain her FF cup breasts since her top wasn’t buttoned all the way showing off a lot of cleavage.

The second mare that James looked up towards practically towered over the others. Her orange coat as well as her blonde mane, despite it being messy, made her very beautiful along with her emerald eyes and freckled face giving her that cute country girl look. She didn’t have a horn or wings, but she was also sporting some muscle. She wore a checkerboard shirt with a pair of blue shorts along with a brown stetson hat atop her head. They strained against her body since she was pretty muscular as well as against her chest since her breasts were a size HH cup.

The third one didn’t have a horn or wings like the previous mare, but her body was just bright pink. Her mane was poofy, but a much darker shade of pink as she just bounced up and down looking at the two males. She wore a yellow short sleeve shirt with baby blue shorts, but they looked several sizes too small since her flat stomach was showing, and the shirt was struggling to contain her rather large II cup bust, plus the bouncing around she was doing wasn’t helping since part of her pink nipples started to show under her shirt. What disturb the guys was how she wasn’t even wearing a bra underneath.

The fourth mare was a second tallest of the group as she looked at the two males with nervousness. She was almost as tall as the orange mare, with a butter yellow coat with a pink mane and tail that covered part of her right eye.She wore a bright green sweater and long grey jeans. The guys were confused on her sweater since it was shaping out her rather huge JJ cup breasts and her jeans hugging her rather heart shaped butt.

The fifth mare that they met was a lavender color and she was dressed like some type of librarian. She had a curious as she looked at the two males. Her skirt was similar to the ivory girls, but she was wearing a purple sweater vest and was holding a clipboard in her hand, making her one of the cute nerdy girl types. She was also surprisingly big compared to most nerd girls since she was a size EE in bust size.

The last mare was a cyan girl and she practically glared at the two males with her magenta eyes. Her mane was made up of several colors as well as her tail as she had her arms crossed her her breasts. She was surprisingly big since she was also the shortest of the group being a 5ft 10 inches and wore some black sweatpants with a dark blue tank top clinging to her DD cup breasts. Like the taller mare she had wings on her back.

“Can I help you sugarcube?” She spoke, spooking the two males.

“Holy!” They shouted and both brother’s backed away from the girls.

“Christ, even the horse girls talk!” Scott shouted.

‘Of course, that’s the first thing he says with what’s happened to us today.’ James thought.That was when the ivory mare slapped his brother to the ground.

“OW! What was that for?” Scott yelled, rubbing his cheek.

“I am not a whorse!” Shouted the ivory mare with an irritated look. “I’m a mare. A beautiful, fabulous, and gorgeous mare.”

“But, still a horse.” Scott said again. The ivory mare was irked again and was about to slap him again, only for James to bash Scott in the back of his head.

“Scott,” James growled, getting the brothers attention while he was rubbing his head. “Will you please shut up for once before you make everything worse?”

“Well excuse me since some crazy dragon girl is trying to kill us right now.” Scott added, making the six mares look at the two males in confusion.

“Dragon girl?” The lavender mare. “What dragon girl?

“Some crazy chick in purple scales outside is trying to kill us right now!” Scott added.

“Only because you said something stupid that got her pissed off at us.” James followed up.

“I didn’t know she got pissed off with the whole being called a lizard.” That was when the lavender mare spoke up.

“You called Barb a lizard?” She said with fear in her tone.

“Hehe, so that’s her name?” Scott added, nervously pulling the neck of his shirt. James just facepalmed at this. Before they could try and say anything else though, there was a loud slam behind the two humans. They turn around and their blood runs cold when the see the purple dragon girl at the door, with her claws out, and breathing black smoke.

“Get over here assholes!” She shouted, lunging at the two males.

“FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!” Both males rolled opposite of each other as Barb smashed the floor beneath where they were sitting earlier. The mares around the room started freaking out as the guys were dodging Barb’s attacks as she smashed everything the girls did just to try and hit the two males.

“Barb Stop!” The lavender mare shouted. “We just set everything up for Princess Celestia!” Twilight shouted. Barb still didn’t listen as she continued to try and smash both humans into the ground. She then shot flames from her mouth making the ivory mare freak out as she shouted ‘NOT MY DRESSES!!’

“Aw…” The pink mare whined looked at her treats that littered the floor. “I just made those…”

“Go get em Barb!” The cyan mare shouted as Barb smashed another table.

“You’re not helping Rainbow Dash!” The lavender shouted, glaring at the cyan mare making her back off. After Barb was chasing them around for a bit, she now had both males in a corner who were now cowering in fear.

“We’re screwed…” Scott whimpered as Barb was about to breathe out another breath of fire began to exhale from her lungs.

"Scott if we don't make it out of this, I just want you to know that despite what you put me through, you've been a brother a guy could asked for" James said as his will.

"James, I just want you to know that one time, I accidentally broke your IPod." Scott stated.

"Wait, that was you? You told me a crook stole it!" James said, turning to his brother with anger to his voice.

"I had to work for a new one though. I made it up to you for that." Scott said apologetically. Barb soon breathed out a jet of green flames at the two as they braced themselves for the ongoing pain they were about to feel. They waited for about a few seconds and had their eyes closed. When they felt nothing, Scott and James open their eyes to see that they were surrounded by a large barrier. Barb then turns to the lavender girl who was glaring at the female dragon.

“That’s enough Barbara!” Twilight called out, as the horn on her head began to glow. James and Scott get shocked as the dragon girl was surrounded in a bubble similar to the one both brothers were in. “What is going on?”

“I was trying to teach these asshole a lesson for calling me a Lizard.” She growled turing to the still trapped humans in the other bubble.

“That still doesn’t excuse you for making a complete mess of what we were trying to finish here.” The lavender mare said, pointing around towards the damage that Barb caused. She looks around to see that several items around the shop were either smashed or burned.

“Oh…” She barely managed to say as she noticed the damage she caused. “Sorry you guys.”

“I don’t think sorry is gonna cut it Barb. You tend to let you temper get the better of you when you’re insulted.” The lavender mare added making Barb back off. She then turns to both males who were still shocked at what happened, and flinched when she turns in their direction.

“As for you two, why is Celestia’s name did you call Barb a lizard?” She added with a scowl on her face, getting the brothers attention. “What is wrong with you?”

“Well excuse us for not realizing that she was a dragon right away.” Scott said defensively.

“We’re still confused as hell on how we got here.” Scott followed up.

“How can stallions not know what a dragon is?” She added, making the two males even more confused. “And what do you mean by you don’t know how you got here?”

“Uh lady? We’re not stallions we’re humans.” James called out, making the girls gasp in response. The cyan mare just stares at them in confusion.

“You’re joking right?” She followed up. “There’s no way humans exist. They’re myths.”

“What part of us in anyways do you see us as stallions?” James followed up as he stood up and helped up his brother. The girls then looked closely at the two males and are shocked to notice that they were telling the truth.

“Wait, so you’re really humans?” Twilight asked still in shock as well as her friends.

“YES!!!” James and Scott shouted, a little irritated from what was going on.

“Great...guess this means that Lyra wasn’t crazy.” Barb grumbled as she realized that she just lost a bet. She crossed her arms while still sitting in her bubble.

“This is amazing!” Twilight said as her horn glowed and a quill and paper appeared out of nowhere and into her hands. “What is your civilization like? What are your hobbies? How did you get here? What transportation do you have?” James and Scott were just bombarded with question from the lavender mare and it was just getting ridiculous.

“Twilight darling,” The ivory mane said, grasping the lavender shoulder. “I’m sure you want to know what they are,” Rarity then turns the mare around to the damage that Barb created around the room. “But I do believe that we are still in a rather precarious situation.”

‘Least we know the crazy mare’s name now.’ James whispered to Scott.

‘No kidding.’ Scott whispered back. The guys are shaken from their brief conversation as the lavender mare started to have a panic attack as she noticed the damage ‘again.’

“Oh no… we’re doomed....” She said as she starts to hyperventilate. “Our setup is completely ruined!”

“Twilight darling,” Rarity said in a nervous tone. “Please try to calm down.”

“HOW CAN I CALM DOWN!!?” Twilight shouted in Rarity’s face while grabbing her arms and shaking her like a rag doll. “EVERYTHING WE TRIED TO MAKE IS RUINED!!!”

“Take it easy Twi.” The cyan mare said as she tried to walk over to the mare. “We can just fix up everything.”

“EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!!” She shouted turning to the cyan mare with a crazed look in her eye. “PRINCESS CELESTIA WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE AND I DOUBT THAT THIS IS THE LAST THING SHE WOULD WANT TO SEE!!!”

The other girls try to step in to try and calm down the crazy mare, but she only seemed to backlash at them. While this was going on, the guy just stared at everyone.

‘This almost feels like a teenage sitcom…’ James thought the longer he watched this fiasco that was unfolding.

‘Wow this chick is crazier than the one who tried to kill us.’ Scott thought, as he looked at her in utter confusion. ‘At least thanks to that ivory woman I know her name as well as the dragon girls’

“So how’re we gonna get out of this one?” Scott asked, turning to his brother.

“What’s wrong with her?” James adds as he points to Barb in her containment who acted as if she was sick. She was holding her stomach while she was still inside the bubble. She held her stomach in pain for a bit and the rest of the girls didn’t even pay attention. She holds her mouth as well and a few seconds later, she pokes out a letter.

“Did she eat paper or something?” Scott asked confused as to what just happened.

“Just what messed up world did we wind up in?” James added. While Twilight was still having her panic attack and the girls are still trying to calm her down, Barb taps on her bubble trying to get the girls attention, but it wasn’t working.

Twilight as she called herself began pacing around the room still in her panic and it looks like the girls weren’t able to calm her down. Seeing as that wasn’t working, James claps his hands together to get the crazy mare’s attention.

“HEY, FOUREYES!!” James followed, up by shouting towards the mare. This makes Twilight and the other girls turn to his direction.

“What?” Twilight asked. “And don’t call me four eyes.”

“That girl you mentioned named Barb wants you.” James said pointing towards the female dragon who was still holding the letter. The girls then turn to Barb and see her holding the letter. Twilight’s horn glowed again, and Barb falls from where she was suspended in mid-air and falls on her butt.

“What is it Barb?” Twilight asked helping up her assistant. Barb just hands Twilight the letter and she reads it.

Dear Twilight,

I’m sorry, but it looks like I won’t be able to make it to Ponyville for our private party. Something came up on my end, so It appears I had to reschedule our condolences. I’m sorry for having you set up something for nothing.

Your mentor, Princess Celestia.

“Guess you got worried for nothing Twilight.” Barb added as she walked up to her and gave her a hug. “Means we got off lucky, so could you please calm down?”

“Wonder what came up for her to cancel?” The yellow mare asked as she and the rest of her friends walked up to console Twilight.

“Who cares?” The cyan mare added in annoyance. “It only means we did all of this for nothing. Even when Barb came in and smashed everything.”

“Speaking of smashing,” the orange mare added turning to the two humans still trapped in their bubble. “Y’all mind explainin’ why ya called Barb here a lizard?”

“We thought she was a lizard, okay?” Scott said in a blunt tone. Barb look ready to break something again she she growled in anger. James promptly slaps his brother in the back of his head.

“OW!” Scott groaned as he turned to his brother. “What was that for?”

“Scott,” James said in a calm tone despite being upset with his brother. “Since you have a tendency to say something stupid that almost always gets us into trouble, and since it’s your fault that we’re stuck in a world we know nothing about, I think it’s best if I do the talking.” James added, and it scared Scott into backing off.

“Anyways,” James then turns to the girls. “We weren’t intending to call her a lizard. We’re not even sure how we got here.”

“Then why did we find ya at our family barn?”The shorter golden mare with a red mane said as she stood near the orange mare.

“That’s just it we don’t know.” James followed up. “Can we at least introduce each other? I’d rather not get off to a bad start.”

“Little too late for that…” The cyan mare said in a blunt tone, making the orange mare smack her in the back of the head again. “Come On! That was three times today!” She yelled in anger.

“He does have a point.” The ivory mare called out, walking up to James and Scott who were still trapped in the bubble. “You remember how we treated Zecora without getting to her, right girls?” All of the girls except for the three younger mares froze in place and blushed slightly remembering that horrible time.

“Don’t remind us of that Rarity.” The cyan mare added, shuddering at that day.

“Well then,” Rarity said as she turned back to both males. “My name is Rarity Belle.” She added while holding out her hand. James and Scott just stare at her bluntly.

“You do realize we’re still trapped in this giant bubble right?” James added pointing at the lavender sphere still surrounding them. Twilight makes a nervous face and her horn on her head glows making the force field surrounding both males disappear. Scott immediately hid behind James after their earlier encounter with Barb.

“S-she’s not gonna attack us again is she?” Scott stuttered as he looked at her with a fearful gaze.

“Depends if you call me a lizard again, jerk.” She growled and he claws popped out.

“Barbra!” Twilight exclaimed, scolding the dragon. Barb of course did growl, but she backs off. Twilight then turn to both males. “Sorry about my assistant. The last stallion that called her a lizard, spent the next few weeks in the hospital.”

“Well, despite the rough start, she has a nice name.” Scott followed up, but it didn’t so well to curve her anger as she still glared at him.

“Like I need to hear that from you!” She shouted spitting out a few flames making the two humans falter back in fear.

“Barbra!” Twilight yelled, calling the dragoness out. She once again back off by walking up to the rest of the girls. Twilight then turns back to both males with an innocent smile. “Sorry about her attitude. Being a dragoness, they tend to hold onto grudges more often than other ponies.”

“Kinda noticed.” Scott said peeking from behind his brother.

“Well, my name is Twilight Sparkle.” She said as she held her hand out for a handshake. Scott decided to stay back, so James was the first to walk forward and hold his hand out for a handshake.

“Nice to meet you Ms. Sparkle.” James said in a polite manner, but noticed her expression turn a bit sour.

“I’m not that old, so you don’t have to call me Ms. Sparkle” She said in a blunt tone while shaking his hand.

“Hehe, my bad.” James added. Scott walks up to Twilight and shakes her hand with a friendly yet nervous smile

“You already met Barb,” she added turning to her still pouting adoptive sister. “Despite the rough start, neither of you show any physical harm.”

“Hehe, right.” Scott added, in a rather nervous tone. The other mares soon step forward and introduce themselves. Up first was the orange mare in the stetson hat. She had her eyes closed, but greeted the two with a friendly smile.

“Mah name’s Applejack sugarcube.” She said in a rather calm yet cheerful southern voice. “And y’all already met mah little sister Applebloom.” She added reaching over and grabbing the yellow girls arm. She holds her hand out for a handshake. When James and Scott reached out to shake her hand, they felt themselves getting tossed around like rag dolls from how strong she was.

“N-n-n-i-ce t-t-o m-mee-t y-you!” James stuttered since it was hard for him to speak. Scott was struggling to talk as well since he was having a much harder time to say a sentence with being AJ was still shaking him until a hand from behind her, grasped her shoulder making the mare stop shaking the two humans, and turned to the ivory mare.

“Sorry about Applejack,” she spoke in a posh elegant voice. “She tends to forget how strong she is when greeting someone shorter than her.”

“Somepony?” James asked confused. “You mean somebody right?”

“No I meant somepony.” She repeated.

“Yeah where we’re from it’s somebody.” Scott pointed out.

“I’ll have to take notes later.” Twilight added jotting down notes on her clipboard. The ivory mare just sighed and turns back to both males. “Just ignore her. She tends to get over excited about learning something new.”

“Yeah, we’ve noticed.” James remarked.

“Anyways, my name is Rarity Belle.” She said as she knelt down giving both males a view of her cleavage. “And I see you’ve already met my younger sister Sweetie Belle.” She added, pointing to the younger ivory mare the guys met earlier.

“Hi!” She said just waving hello. With an innocent smile. The cyan mare soon walks up to both males. She was standing with the other two girls the duo met before Barb chased them into town.

“Call me Rainbow Dash. Fastest flyer in all or Ponyville.” She boasted while showing of her proud physique. “Try not to stare too much.” She added, flexing her wings behind her.

‘Is she serious?’ Scott thought as he looked at her with how she just bragged about herself.

‘Why do I get the feeling her braggin is gonna piss me off soon?’ James thought as he just stare at her with a dull yet confused expression. She soon felt her tail pulled, by Rarity who had a dark expression on her face.

“Must you brag about yourself all the time?” She said in a dull tone.

“Well I can’t help it if I’m awesome.” She added. The orange girl with the purple mane walks over to her.

“And she has her number one fan to backup those claims.” She added making a peace sign with one hand while wrapping her arm around Rainbow’s waist. This only made James and Scott cringe and shy away from her even further.

“Really Scootaloo?” Rarity followed up. The orange mare just grinned.

“Okay then.” The guys were about to say hello to another mare, when the pink mare jumps in front of both males making them freak out as the pink mare had both males in a death hug.

“So what do you like doing? What games do you play? Do you like Parties? Do you like cakes?” She spoke as if she was on helium and the brothers couldn’t understand her since she was talking so fast. It also wasn’t helping that she had them against her rather huge chest in their face. Both brothers were struggling to breathe as the mare kept asking questions, until Twilight’s horn lit up and she managed to pulled the crazed mare off of them. The guys were able to breathe finally and the pink mare was floating above them as she was placed beside Twilight.

“Sorry about Pinkie,” Twilight said as she help up both brothers up with her magic. “She tends to be pretty overactive.” Pinkie just blushed form embarrassment as she rubbed the back of her head, and gave an innocent smile.

“Kinda noticed that.” Scott added brushing himself off.

“Well I’m just get excited whenever I meet a new face.” She added while pulling out a random party cannon from out of nowhere confusing both males. “That reminds me, since you’re technically aliens in the pony world, are you gonna probe us?” She asked innocently. The guys immediately fall over like how you would in anime when she asked that question as if nothing was wrong.

“Really?” James remarked. “We’re here for five minutes and that the first thing you ask us?”

“We don’t even own a probe.” Scott followed up. “So where the hell you get that from?”

“Just a hunch.” She said with a grin and with her eyes closed. James and Scott just stared at her.

‘Does this chick have a screw loose or something?’ Both brothers thought as they continued to stare at her in confusion. There was an awkward silence until Twilight ‘ahems’ and all eyes were now on her.

“Anyways,” Twilight then pushes the yellow mare with a light pink mane forward. “This is Fluttershy.” Fluttershy just looked at both males but she wouldn’t stop shaking. Both males walk forward, she ‘eeps’ and hides behind her mane. She jumps back behind Rainbow Dash and she was still shaking.

“Guess her reaction matches her namesake.” James remarked in a calm tone.

“You guessed it.” Twilight followed up. “She’s like this when she comes across new faces.”

“I noticed.” James added, but he wasn’t offended. “Everyone has their quirks that make them special.” James added making the pony blush.

“So you think you can tell us who you guys are now?” Rainbow Dash asked in a rather bored tone.

“Well, my name is James Mccloud.” James said introducing himself. “And this is my step brother Scott Jones.” He adds patting his brother on the back.

“Hehe…” Scott nervously chuckled as he wave a hand around as a hello. He then turns to barb with a nervous smile. He does take a deep breath and walks up to Barb. “Sorry about the whole lizard comment.” He added while holding out his hand for a handshake. What he got in return, was Barb puffing out smoke from her nose. The smoke hits Scott square in the face as he coughs from it.

“Barb!” Twilight shouted, scolding the dragoness. “He at least tried to apologize!”

“He’s lucky he’s not in a hospital right now.” Barb added walking away from the girls. James walks over to Scott who was still in a coughing fit from the smoke that Barb breathed in his face.

“You okay man?” James asked Scott, patting his back. Scot soon stopped his coughing fit and turns to his brother.

“Yeah, I’m fine.” He then turns to Twilight. “What the heck is her deal?”

“Sorry about Barb,” Twilight said in a disheartened tone. “Being a dragon, they tend to hold grudges a little longer than ponies.”

“Least I was trying to mend things.” Scott added as he got up and dusted himself off. Barb just sat at a random table by herself.

“Y’all mind explainin why ya called her a lizard if it wasn’t to insult her?” Applejack asked.

“It wasn’t intentional.” James stated. “Where we’re from, dragons as well as what you girls are, are considered myths.”

“Interesting.” Twilight said writing down what James said. The young man just looks at her confused, and turns to the rest of the girls.

“Is she always like this?” James asked turning to the rest of her friends.

“You get use to it.” Rarity followed up.

“So unicorns, pegasi, and earth ponies don’t exist from your world?”

“Ponies?” Scott asked. “You mean horses right?” This was met with another slap courtesy of Rarity. “OW! Why do you keep slapping me?”

“Why do you keep calling us whorses?” Rarity growled.

“Wait a minute…” James spoke up getting everyone’s attention. “Does the word horse have a different meaning here?”

“Yeah, it means you keep calling us sluts.” Rainbow Dash remarked crossing her arms. The brothers raise a brow and look at each other in confusion before looking back at the girls.

“That word describes a type of animal where we’re from.” James added. Meanwhile Scott stood up, rubbing his cheek. “How is it spelled here?” None of the girls said anything aloud, but Applejack walks up and whispers into James’ ear to describe how it was spelled. His eyes went big after Applejack was done and walked away.

“Oh... yeah it’s not spelled with a W where we’re from.” James added. “We probably should’ve asked.”

“At least you could’ve mentioned something about that earlier before you slapped me.” Scott groaned rubbing his sore cheek. “Christ that smarts…”

“Any other questions?” Twilight asked.

“Does that mean we should avoid saying that you girls wear saddles as well?” Scott followed up. The girls all get confused by what he meant and James just slaps himself in the forehead.

“What the hay do y’all mean by that?” Applejack asked. Before Scott could answer, James slaps him in the back of the head.

“Nothing… nothing important… hehe…” Scott said in a nervous tone as he and James calm down.

“Anyways,” James added in response and clearing his throat. “Can we try to understand where we are exactly?”

“Well, you’re both in Ponyville.” Twilight explained walking back to her friends. “And you’re both currently in the land of Equestria.”

“WE’RE WHERE!?” Both brother’s shouted at the same time currently freaking out a little.

“You’re in Equestria silly filly.” Pinkie said as she pulls out a party cannon from out of nowhere. “And you know what that means, A PARTY!!” She shouted as she pulls the string from the cannon and it goes off covering the entire room with party decorations. There was already party decorations that replaced the old ones as well as some of the stuff that Barb burned and smashed in the room

“Where did you-?” James asked in confusion and Scott was just as confused as to what just happened.

“Don’t ask.” All the other girls, other than Pinkie bring up after she was finished. They look at the banner above them and it said ‘Welcome To Equestria extraterrestrials’ Party.

“Okay then…” Scott added a little creeped out from what she just saw. “So what’s gonna happen with us exactly?” Scott asked, but he was going to regret it really fast.

“Well you’re a rare race here,” Twilight explained. “And we thought that your kind were a myth, so I have to know what you look like. Inside,” She added putting on a few plastic gloves. “,and out.”

“W-why’re you looking at us like that?” Scott asked a little nervous as the mare suddenly get too close to their personal space.

“Twilight, you’re creeping us out.” James added.

“Twilight darling,” Rarity called out getting the ecstatic mares attention. “I think you should hold off on that. You’re scaring the poor stallions.”

“But they’re a new species.” Twilight replied. “I have to learn about them.”

“You can do that without trying to dissect us ya know.” James remarked. Twilight was about to say something else when a crash was heard from behind her. It gets everyone’s attention as they look on the floor to see a brick on the floor.

“Who threw that?” Scott asked in confusion as the sounds of chatter and anger outside sparked everyone’s attention.

“It came from outside.” Twilight said as everyone in the bakery went outside, only to come face to face with a few angry locals who clearly were not happy.

“Yeah, they don’t look too happy…” Scott said with concern.

“Ya think?” James added with a sarcastic tone as he counted a total of fifteen locals most of which were mares with a few stallions.

“There she is!” One of the locals shouted, pointing directly at Barb with a hateful glare. “You burned my mane, you scaly bitch!”

“HEY!!” Barb shouted as she started to breathe out a small spark of flames.

“She even burned my roses!” Shouted a mare holding a bouquet a burned roses.

“Well these two decided to be idiots.” Barb remarked pointing at the two humans.

“Well you think that justifies you torching my business?” The mare countered back. The stallion holding pieces of his destroyed stand walked up with a furious look on his face.

“You even smashed my cabbage stand.” He remarked. “At least whatever they are were considerate to move out of the way.”

“He’s got you there.” Scott remarked in a jokey tone, but his brother James glares at him.

“You’re not helping Scott.” James followed up.

“Well who's gonna be paying for the damages?” The mare in the crowd said in response.

“Hey, even though she caused most of the damage, we’re just as guilty here.” James said as he stepped in.

“Dude, what’re you doing?” Scott asked.

“Well it’s thanks to you saying something stupid that offended her, you actually initiated her to go insane.”

“Well how was I supposed to know that the word lizard was offensive to her?” James elbows Scott in the gut making him stagger.

“Scott, think before you speak.” James whispered. “When things start to calm down, we can ask her why it’s offensive later on.” He added, before turning back towards the crowd. “Listen everyone, ponies or whatever, we are the reason that Barb caused the destruction of your businesses. We will do everything in our power to help restore your businesses. Right Scott?” James adds, turning towards his brother, while at the same time stepping on his foot making the brother yelp in pain.

“R-right…” He said, trying to keep a smile as everypony just continues to stare at them.

“And what are you two exactly?” The mare in the crowd said as her anger suddenly turns to curiosity.

“We’re both humans. But despite our weird appearances, we’re actually the same as you ponies are.” James finished, and the crowd actually gets shocked.

“Great…”A stallion groaned in response. “Guess that means I owe that Lyra mare fifty bits.”

“I think we all do…” A mare in the crowd followed up as the crowd finally leaves. James and Scott then turn to the girls who are shocked at what happened.

“That... was amazing…” Twilight said in disbelief.

“Yeah my brother has that way of talking down people, or ponies for that matter.” Scott said, and James just rubs the back of his head in embarrassment. “Kind of his special ability.”

“Guess that’s some talent.” Applejack responded. “So what’s your talent?” She turns to Scott.

“Besides being a dumbass?” Barb remarked.

“Yeah, that’s kinda the case.” James remarked.

“Hey!” Scott groaned. “I’m not that big of a dumbass. I didn’t know that lizard was offensive to her.” The sounds of growling were heard as Scotts turns to Barb who glared at him, and looked ready to breathe more flames. “Wasn’t trying to insult you…” Scott followed up, holding his hands up defensively.

“Try saying that again, and we’ll see if you’re fireproof.” Barb added, and Scott takes a step back. James gets between the two.

“Look,” James said in response. “Scott didn’t mean to call you a lizard, okay? It’s just you’re full of scales, and you have reptilian eyes, and from what I remember dragons have wings. And sadly that’s the first thing that came to mind.”

“Yes I have scales and reptilian eyes. But I’m known as a dragon.” She responded. “I just don’t have my wings yet, and you’re idiot brother calling me a lizard is like calling me a whorse.”

“Well excuse me since we don’t know what world we wound up in.” Scott remarked.

“Maybe if we learned a little more about this place, we can learn what we can and can’t say.” James said in response. Both brothers soon look at Twilight and notice a gleam in her eye. Her face showed excitement as well as a wide grin. “Why’re you looking at us like that?”

“Did you say that you wanted to learn about Equestria?” She asked in a rather creepy tone.

“Yeah I did but-” James didn’t even get to finish as his arm was grabbed by the lavender unicorn mare and she did the same with Scott, grabbing him by his shirt. “Woah Hey!” James remarked but he and his brother are soon dragged with Twilight.

“I can take you both to my place to where you can learn about Equestria’s history.” Twilight said in an excited tone.

“You don’t gotta drag us on the road!” Scott added as he and his brother are dragged along the street.

“You just had to say learn…” Barb groaned as she chased after Twilight, leaving the rest of their friends behind.

“Well this turned into a crazy day. I’ll catch you girls later.” Rainbow Dash said as she takes off to who knows where.

“Wait for me!” Scootaloo shouted as she jumped on her scooter and tailed after her adoptive sister.

“Well, I should go back to my boutique.” Rarity added, turning to Sweetie Belle. “Come along Sweetie Belle. I think we’ve had enough craziness for today.”

“Sure sis.” Both unicorns soon leave afterwards.

“Well, ah’m a head back to the farm.” Applejack said turning towards Applebloom. “Knowing Barb, we gotta major mess to clean up.”

“Oh, ah almost forgot.” Applebloom called out. “Those two males that Twilight dragged away, still have most of their things in the barn.”

“Seriously?” She added. “Well knowing Granny Smith, she might accidentally throw it away.” Applejack then grabs Applebloom’s arm. “Come one sugarcube. If we run we can make it back to the farm.” Both farmgirls soon take off leaving Pinkie alone.

“Guess that leave me and you to clean up the mess that Barb made.” Pinkie said in a bubbly tone as she hugged the shy mare next to her. Fluttershy didn’t say a word, and just let out an innocent smile. As both mares walked inside the bakery to repair the damage that Barb made.

Author's Notes:

Well this one took me awhile, but a new chapter for the remaster of New World New if is out. Credit to Wolfman93 and Phoenixcolt45 for edits and funny bits.