The heavy sunlight came pouring down from the sinister sun above, and a certain draconequus had to learn about morning the hard way. Stolid began to spaz out in a hopeless effort to cover his face, only to fall from his cozy elephant trunk perch and land into the fruit punch below. Stolid awoke with a gasp and observed his chest to see if an damage had been done.

"AAAAHHHH," yelled the terrified draconequus. "I'm bleedin' all over the place! I didn't know I had it in me. Literally." stated the now calm draconequus as he remembered his reality warp from yesterday. Stolid knew that he could not die even if he was dissected over a table, since he was a spirit of chaos. Though he wishes that it would never come to that, ever. The pain would be too much and he would have to live through it all like a miserable school girl. "Oh yeah, I remember now, I flooded the ground with fruit punch because I was getting antsy wanting to cause some amazin' chaos. Speaking of which, I should go find that rainbow pony from yesterday and redecorate her house since I am such a nice draconequus..."

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Stolid had been walking through this dense swamp for at least an hour now, occasionally getting stuck in some thick mud or slapping his face into a vine hanging right above his line of sight. "How long does this forest go on!" questioned Stolid to no one in particular. Stolid's legs began to grow weary as he emerged from the thick part of the forest that had been giving him trouble earlier, but there was still a large part of forest to be covered. "It just goes on and on and on and on........" observed the disgruntled draconequus. "I saw that rainbow colored pony from earlier, maybe I can just scry her and pinpoint her location into my memory. At least that way I would save myself from anymore potential hazards."

Stolid began to reach into his memories to observe the rainbow pony, and was able to scry her just from her image. Stolid saw the rainbow pony sleeping on a cloud, and was ready to teleport near her. "I should spawn about one kilometer away from her towards my current location as not to arouse any suspicion. Suspicion = no pranks." Stolid snapped his talon and appeared at the edge of a forest facing into a nice, lush grassland. "Well that was sure lucky!" stated Stolid in an absolutely amazed manor. Almost in an instant, Stolid saw the cloud with the sleeping cyan rainbow pony laying on top about two-hundred feet away. "Now the fun begins!" stated Stolid in a rather loud tone due to his excitement of finally being able to mess with another mortal being after so long. "I hardly ever pranked ponies before, but I am sure that they will be just as fun!"

Stolid snapped his talon and watched as a big pile of animal waste spawned directly below the cloud that the rainbow pony was on. Stolid snapped his talon again and watched as the cloud disappeared in a flash of golden light. "I added just enough animal waste to cushion her fall so she would not break her face or sprain a ligament. Let's just say that it is also warm and steamy like a sauna." stated the happy draconequus. Stolid watched in pure glee as the cyan pony fell from her former perch and landed in the large pile of animal feces.

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Rainbow Dash:

"Woah that's hot! What the buck is going on!" yelled Rainbow in a completely startled, quick, and confused manor. Rainbow looked around but only saw the grassland surrounding her. She could tell that she wasn't on her cloud anymore due to how close the grass was. All of a sudden, a powerfully smelly stench of sulfur and rotting corpses hit her nose and caused her pupils to shrink to the size of peas. Rainbow's eyes started to water due to the horrid stench assaulting her nose. Rainbow risked a glance down and found that she was In a thick brown sludge. Rainbow knew exactly what it was after giving up on alternate possibilities. Only one thing popped into her head as she started to freak out." SOMEPONY IS GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!!!" screamed Rainbow Dash out into the surrounding grasslands. "Who could do such a thi- OH! Never mind I reek too much to care right now. I need a shower!". With that said, Rainbow Dash flew quickly away towards her home.

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Stolid:

"Woohoo!!! That was the funniest thing that I have seen, or done in years!" yelled Stolid in excitement. Stolid's eyes followed the rainbow pony as she flew at a rather quick pace into a certain direction. Stolid wasted no time, "Best to follow her and see where she goes!". Stolid transformed into a falcon and followed the Rainbow pony towards a rather ravishing looking cloud. Stolid had never seen such a thing in his long lifetime before. What he saw was a large, floating home that resembled a cloud. It had a sky-blue colored trail starting at the base of the cloud and leading up to the entrance of a humble abode. The further up you looked at the cloud, the less it resembled a cloud, but more like a mansion. Rainbows shot out near the top of the mansion and leaked down near the base of the cloud. A liquid rainbow formed and leaked off the side of the cloud. "She must be a very rich equine then! I will have much fun turning this mansion on its head!" stated Stolid as he continued to follow the rainbow pony to the front door of her amazing house.

Stolid simply walked into the house as the pony was in too much of a hurry to close the door due to a certain accident earlier. Stolid was still in his falcon form until he was sure that he was safe to return to his normal form. Stolid returned to his normal form after hearing the shower above activate. The draconequus took in his surroundings to see a rather ordinary house. nothing unique, sassy, or too stylish. "Hmmmmm. Beautiful on the outside, not so beautiful on the inside. Just like me!" chortled Stolid as he glanced at a mirror nearby sitting atop a vanity. Stolid marveled at his complex form, so happy to be awake again. He loved everything about his physical appearance. Stolid had a two horns: his right was that of a moose antler and his left was that of a twisted rams horn. Stolid's right arm was a bluish-green komodo dragon arm while his left arm was that of a falcon's leg. Though his falcon arm moved more like an arm than a leg. Stolid's left leg was an ostrich leg and his right leg was an elongated crocodile leg. Stolid's tail was ten feet long and  was dark blue in color. His tail had a cone shaped tuft of brush fur at the tip. Stolid's chest area had white fur while his head had grey fur. On the back of his neck, black brush fur stuck out to further complement his 'beauty'. Stolid's hair was nothing more than a military-style buzz-cut. Stolid had two teeth close together sticking out from his lips that resembled vampire bat teeth. "I'm sleepy, I think I'll take a nap." stated stolid as he shrunk down to one-twentieth of his original size to sleep under the couch and avoid detection.

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Rainbow Dash:

Rainbow shuddered in disbelief and disgust at what had just happened. Rainbow Dash was scrubbing her skin furiously in an attempt to get rid of the nasty clumps of feces in her coat. All of the clumps fell down onto the shower floor and went down the drain. Rainbow dash did not recall touching her head to the feces, but she wasn't about to take any chances. Rainbow dumped a huge glop of Pegasus shampoo onto her rainbow mane and scrubbed as hard as hooves could scrub.

About thirty minutes later of punching a cloud to produce water and dumping soap on her feminine form in an effort to clean her body, Rainbow Dash emerged from the steamy bathroom with a towel surrounding her body. Rainbow sat on the couch and shuddered from a feeling of satisfaction and disgust. 'Now who would go around gathering feces just to play a prank on me. That was one of the most extreme pranks that I've seen, if not the most, and I doubt that any of my friends would do something on that level. Plus my cloud was destroyed, so that narrows my suspicions down to pegasi since only they can break clouds. Fluttershy would never do something like that, so I doubt that it was her, but who else would be able to get their hands on so much animal feces? At least I think it was animal feces.' *Shudder*

After ten minutes of sitting and contemplating on who could do such a nasty prank, Rainbow's mind finally came to a reasonable conclusion. "Discord!" hissed Rainbow as she jumped of the couch with a loud thump and trotted furiously to the front door. Rainbow opened in the door and slammed it so hard that it awoke a certain draconequus. Stolid grew back to his normal size out of surprise and flipped the couch on its side. "I'm up." said a drowsy Stolid as he rolled stumbled to his feet and walked into the kitchen to steal some food. "I'm sure glad the pony did not detect me when I flipped out." Said Stolid as he snapped his talon to fix the couch's position.

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Rainbow was steaming as she trotted down the dirt path that led to Fluttershy's cottage. Rainbow tried to contain her anger so she would not end up hurting Fluttershy's feelings, even though they were directed at Discord. But man, is that Pegasus timid or what? Rainbow had reached the door of the cottage and proceeded to knock on the wooden aperture. "Just a second!" hollered a familiar shy voice from inside. Before long, Fluttershy opened the door to her cottage and was happy to see her friend. "Rainbow! what can I help you with?" asked the timid Pegasus.

" I actually wanted to speak to a certain spirit of disharmony about something that happened to me not too long ago." said Rainbow

Fluttershy replied, "Discord? Oh no, w-what did h-he do?

Rainbow enlightened Fluttershy on the issue, "He made me fall into a pile of animal feces after he stole my cloud from underneath me. Can I speak to him? I want to question him on it." Rainbow finished with vein popping out from her forehead, but the yellow Pegasus seemed not to notice.

"Oh dear! that sounds absolutely horrible! Is there anyway I can help you?"

Rainbow replied in a sarcastic manner. "Well, I did only ask you if I could speak to him like thirty seconds ago."

"I would let you of course! We're best friends aren't we? But, h-he isn't here, he asked if he could go exploring around the cottage about an hour ago." finished Fluttershy, sounding like she wanted Rainbow to get her well deserved justice. nopony should ever go through something as horrible as that.

"Wait until I get my hands on that no good draconequus. I'll smash his face in ten seconds flat!" said Rainbow as she began wandering the grasslands looking for Discord.

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Stolid:

Stolid was looking for something chaotic to do before the Rainbow pony returned. He found nothing but loads upon loads of Wonderbolt posters decorating the wall. "Who are the Wonderbolts anyway?" wondered Stolid aloud as he formed up the perfect idea. Stolid ran outside as fast as his mismatched legs would allow and looked for any other signs of civilization. Stolid found two other civilized areas: a town and a cottage. "Hmmm. These lands never had anyone living in them when I was awake last. At least that gives me more chaotic possibilities."Stolid snapped his talon and made the rainbows coming out of the cloud mansion shoot out towards the two occupied areas. The rainbow going towards the cottage was aimed in the nearby fields left of it. "That should make a mess." said a content Stolid as he strolled casually back inside of the cloud mansion to redecorate.

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Discord:

Discord was swimming around in the air listening to the chirping of birds and minding his own business. Discord could be happier right now if he was out and about causing some entropy inside of Ponyville or any other city or town, but he would just be asking to be punished by his new 'master'. Instead, he just decided to close his eyes and surprisingly relax his rowdy mind. 'So peaceful' he thought. A voice suddenly broke the peace calling his name, "Discord!" yelled a certain pony that Discord had most of his quarrels with ever since his reformation. Discord rolled his yellow eyes and swiveled his head towards the annoying cyan pony. "Yes Rainbow? I was relaxing and sunbathing until you decided to come pester me. But I might as well just listen to that voice of yours now that I am awake."

Rainbow tried to control her anger, since she had no proof that it was Discord who did it, but all of the signs pointed directly towards the draconequus. "Why did you make me land in a pile of feces earlier! It was disgusting and down right disrespectful to the most skilled flier in all of Equestria! You're lucky that I ask questions first and attack later!

Discord stared at Rainbow dumbfounded until he questioned her. "Is this some kind of a joke? I am the only one around here who will be playing jokes. So what in Equestria are you talking about Rainbow?"

"Just like I said! You dumped me into a pile of feces earlier when I was sleeping on my cloud! I don't know of anypony else who would do such a horrible thing!" yelled Rainbow in frustration.

"I assure you that I did no such thing my little pony! Prove it." replied Discord with a smug look on his face.

By now, Rainbow just knew it was him by the way he gave off a smug looking grin of triumph. She was about to pummel his face into the ground, but new that he was right and she was wrong. She had no proof, but decided to play along. "Whatever! If you didn't do that, then help me find out who did. And I am not your little pony!"

"Fine! If it'll make you shut your jaw, then I'll help out. I needed something to do today anyway." But then, Discord realized something; the events that had transpired on Rainbow was so funny, that he literally forgot to laugh. "HahahahHAHAHAhahahHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh Celestia! I can't believe it took me that long to laughhahahahahahahaHAAAAAAAAAAA! Discord wiped a tear from his eye and looked the Pegasus in the eye. She was glaring daggers at him. Discord knew that look. It's the 'There's nothing funny about this at all' look. Discord sighed and bowed to Rainbow. "I, Discord, the spirit of chaos and disharmony, will help you find whoever is responsible for the feces prank. Discord's mouth was trembling from that last part as he suppressed a laugh.

"Fine then, Just help me find out who did it, if it really wasn't yo-......." stated Rainbow as she noticed a rainbow coming straight for....."Uh oh."

Rainbow flew away before Discord could question her on what she was doing. "My breath doesn't stink that bad does it?" asked Discord to nopony in particular as his eyes popped out the back of his head to see what was behind him. What Discord saw literally reminded him of the time the rainbow came from the elements of harmony to turn him to stone. "Oh cra-" Discord was cut off when the Rainbow smashed right into him.

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Twilight Sparkle:

Twilight could not believe her ears when she heard what the mayor was talking about. "What do you mean a rainbow came out of nowhere and flooded the streets? I've never heard of something like that happen before!"

"Come see for yourself! This is dreadful! This could be bad for the cities' pegasi reputations if anyone learns that they can't even control their own weather! You're the only pony here who is powerful enough to control a problem like this!"

Twilight ran out of the library to search for the rainbow flooding the streets. It wasn't long before she stumbled upon ponies that were unfortunate enough to get their skin dyed by the accident.

"It's the apocalypse! Everypony run for their lives!" Yelled an unidentifiable pony covered in rainbow goop.

"Everypony calm down! I am very sure that there is a logical explanation for this!" assured Twilight.

Twilight noticed Pinkie Pie came sliding down the flooded street enjoying the moment while it lasted. 'Oooohhhhh! It's so pretty and colorful and fun and exciting and happy! I should make this into a cupcake flavor!! Oh wait, I ALREADY DID!!!!!

"Pinkie! This is most certainly not the time for games! This is a potential catastrophe! The princess would be disappointed in us if she just saw us playing around! Help me fix this mess!"

Pinkie replied in a an all too familiar saying, "OKIE DOKIE LOKIE!" before she ran towards Sugar Cube Corner. Pinkie came sliding back over the rainbow liquid towards Twilight, having the time of her life. The only thing that Twilight bothered to notice was the large, vacuum shaped funnel on her back with some kind of deposit box at the end of it.

"What in Equestria is that Pinkie?" asked a confused Twilight.

"It's my post-party cleaner upper! Whenever I am left in the remains of an amazing party, I always have to clean up everypony's messes. That is what this bad boy is for! It can suck up pretty much any mess that it puts its nozzle to."

Before Twilight could respond or question Pinkie on her overpowered vacuum, Pinkie pushed a button and activated the deafening vacuum. Twilight was not using a hyperbole either, this vacuum pretty much blocked out all other sounds and turned everypony's heads towards the sound. Twilight wondered why she had never heard the contraption being used before. "Pinkie sure is resourceful."

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The vacuum had finished cleaning after 5 minutes. When the vacuum was turned off, Twilights ears were ringing. Mayor Mare came fourth and inspected the thoroughness of the vacuum's job, and was pleased to note that order had been restored in her quaint little town  

"That was spectacular Pinkamena Diane Pie! I congratulate you for your heroic duty for Ponyville!" stated the relieved mayor.

"Gee thanks double M! Anything for my bestest friends and neighbors! I just hope that Rainbow Dash is more responsible with her Rainbows next time."

"WHAT!" Yelled mayor mare and Twilight in unison.

"Oh yeah! her cloud home just went bananas and just shot rainbows everywhere!" finished a disappointed but still happy Pinkie Pie.

"Don't blow a casket Mayor, I will see what happened." said Twilight as she started galloping out of town to find Rainbow Dash. Twilight was not about to accept this as a prank, as this was a little extreme for Rainbow. 'Something must be wrong' thought Twilight.

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