Stinky.

Stinky, stinky, stinky.

Goodness did you smell. It's been quite a few days since you've had a shower, but it was for a good reason. There was a drought recently, so using the water for anything other than drinking was prohibited.

Looking around, you weren't the only one. Ponies all around were stinking up the town. What you guys needed was a good downpour to come, but in the meantime it looked like Ponyville was going to stink it up.

Making your way into Sugarcube Corner, you sit down at the table with Dash who invited you out for lunch. She stunk the worst out of everypony since she was into the whole athletics thing. Covering her nose, she points and decides to have some fun with you.

"Jeez Anon, you smell like something a cat would drag in."

Giving her a smirk, you pinch your nose and follow in suit.

"God, Rainbow, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you were following this procedure of not taking a shower for a few weeks already."

She chuckles and taps on the table.

"Hey Pinkie, almost done with our lunch?"

"All done!" you hear in the opposite room. Pinkie walks in with a tray of cupcakes, looking exceptionally clean.

"Pinkie, did you take a shower? You know we're not supposed to use the water for anything other than drinking, right?"

The evil grin crawls across her face.

"Oh, I haven't showered in years." Rainbow turns to her in confusion.

"How do you manage to stay so clean then?"

Before you can stop her, Pinkie says it.

"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."