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Punny Pinkie

by Bolding

Chapter 5: Ears

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Poor Twilight.

Poor, poor Twilight.

It was supposed to be a harmless joke. How did it turn to this?

Looking at the poor unicorn lying on the hospital bed, you remember what happened that day. You and Rainbow decided to have a prank war and Twilight was to be the victim. Rainbow did a few mediocre tricks: buckets of water when opening the door, sneezing powder; kiddie stuff to say the least.

You, on the other hand, went a level up.

Saran wrap under the toilet seat, leaving poop in a random place of her house, and a few other pranks you kind of regret doing now. But the one you regret the most was the one that put her in here. You taped an air horn to the wall next to her front door while she was out one day.

Sitting in a bush outside her house, you began giggling like a little girl as she opened the door. The door opened against the air horn, letting out the loud screech that would make a European woman jealous. Your sides hit the point left the universe as she nearly jumped out of her skin. Trying your hardest, you walk to her to rub it in her face.

"H-hey Twilight! I g-g-got you good, huh?"

She looks at you, and cocks her head.

"What?" she screams, "I can’t hear you!"

After a few hours, it was inevitable. She had gone deaf. And now you were here in the hospital with all her friends, hoping that the doctor could do something.

The doctor walks in with clipboard and looks it over.

"I'm afraid to say it, but your friend might be permanently deaf."

A few gasps let out around the room as you and Rainbow bow your heads down. The silence in the room is broken after a few minutes. Pinkie turns to the doctor wearing her signature grin.

"If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable?"

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