Walking down the road, you smile as you look up at the afternoon sky. Being the only human in Equestria was one thing, but being the only midget in Equestria was pretty fucking awesome. Due their height, the ponies had everything down pretty low, making your life easier. Sure, you had to get used to their stupid customs, like no meat and being nice, but not having to deal with any tallies was great! And today was even better since Pinkie had some new pastries for you to try.

Opening the door to the gingerbread-like house, you let the smell of frosting and dough consume you. Pinkie stands behind the counter, a smile protruding from ear to ear.

"Hiya Anon! Come on in!"

You enter the building and make your way to the counter where Pinkie beckons you.

"I've got all kinds of goodies for you to try! I was little short on supplies, so I could only make so much."

Your ears perk up at the sound of those words: “little” and “short”. You shake your head in protest. There was no need to get angry over this; she was merely telling you about the situation earlier today. Letting out a long sigh, you follow her into the kitchen where many boxes lay across the counter.

You can barely contain yourself. So many sweets to try... and they were all free! She opens one of the container and you a cupcake on a plate.

"These are my new mini cupcakes! They're smaller than normal cupcakes. Aren't they so cute?"

You look down at the pastry and grab it. Was this some kind of twisted joke?

"No, Anon," you think to yourself. "This is merely a treat Pinkie whipped up for you to try. Stop overthinking it."

Popping the cupcake into your mouth, you bite down and almost cum. This thing is amazing! She digs into the next container.

"I tried this for the first time today! It's strawberry shortcake."

Your blood begins to boil. Okay, this shit was too convenient to be a coincidence. You grab cake and slam it in her face.

"You think you're funny, don'tcha?!"

Pinkie looks at you, completely bewildered. "What?"

You climb onto the counter and kicking the packages off the counter in a blaze tantrum. Letting out what you think is a mighty roar, you start tossing pans and bags of flour around the room. The Cakes enter the room to see what all the noise is.

"Pinkie, what's in Celestia's name is going on?!"

She looks up at them with evil grin, sweat dripping down her face.

"I think we have a small problem!"