Looking up at the ceiling, you let out an annoyed sigh. Being in prison sucks, especially when you were wrongfully accused. But, there was no time to worry about that: you were sure Twilight would be able to prove your innocence soon enough.

You sit up as hollers and jeers begin echoing throughout the prison and grab your attention. The guards did mention something about a "fresh meat" coming in today, and the said convict would be your new cellmate.

Your heart drops as you notice who it is. The guards open the cell door and drop none other that evil pink monster into the cell: Pinkie Pie. They quickly lock the cell up and trot off before you can utter a plea of help. Pinkie brings her face close as you begin banging your head against the cell bars.

"Hiya Anon! I missed you!"

You turn to her with a murderous look, holding back all your rage.

"Pinkie, how in the hell did yo-" You cut yourself off, not wanting to finish that sentence. It was best to leave some questions unanswered. You move over to your bed and bury your face into your pillow.

"Hey, Anon? What's your favorite punctuation mark?"

You turn to face her, completely bewildered by her question.

"Wha-"

You stop short, noticing the smile. That devious, evil, uncaring smile. You swing a fist at her, trying to stop her any way possible. She dodges all your attacks and takes a deep breath.

"I swear to Celestia, Pinkie, if you make a pun, I’ll give them a good reason to keep me in this prison!"

She breathes it out as your wrap your hands around her neck.

"I figure your favorite punctuation mark is the period. Because it marks the end of your sentence!"