“Alright maggots! We’re going to win this! Let’s go get those blues!” demanded Derpy, the soldier.

“Uh… Derpy… We are the blues!” Rainbow Dash, the scout informed Derpy.

“Hurdahurdahur!” cried Pinkie, the pyro.

“Sorry, Pinkie… I can’t hear you behind that ridiculous mask!” exclaimed Rarity, the spy. Pinkie lifted the mask off her head.

“I said LET’S KILL THE REDS!” she screamed. She then pulled the mask over her face and laughed maniacally.

“D-don’t go yet… My Ubercharge meter is only up to 38%...” whispered Fluttershy, the medic.

“Don’t you worry, Fluttershy! You can heal me as I set up a defence in the intelligence room!” suggested AppleJack, the engineer.

“You guys go ahead. I’ll just stay up here and snipe people from a distance.” said Twilight, the sniper.

“Let’s go ahead and own these noobs!” cheered Trixie, the demoman.

“Eeyup!” replied Big Mac, the heavy.