Author's Notes:

I was 6k words in when I realized this was going to go on even longer and I was like "O.O;" So I split this up once more into another part so you, my readers, wouldn't be overwhelmed with a 10k word chapter! Expect another part after this one!

Twilight continued to run through town, completely unaware that Rarity was not following her until something occurred to her. “Wait, why am I running to Fluttershy's house when I can fly there?” She asked herself aloud and sighed softly. “I've been an Alicorn for a while now and I'm still thinking like a unicorn.”

“Um, princess Twilight?”

“Huh?” The Alicorn muttered as she turned to the source of the voice. It was Scootaloo. “Oh, Scootaloo, I didn't see you there. How are you doing?” She asked warmly as she looked at the Pegasus filly.

“I'm okay I guess.” Scootaloo replied and sighed softly.

It was at this point that Twilight realized that she had been running smack dab right down the middle of the Ponyville school playground without realizing it. “Whoops! I didn't even realize I was running through here, I didn't interrupt a game of yours did I?” Twilight asked as she looked around herself for any potential toys she may have accidentally broken in her absentminded dash to Fluttershy's.

“No, It's just that something has been on my mind lately that's all. I've wanted to ask you about it during Twilight Time but I never seem to have time to while I'm practicing putting things together and all.” Scootaloo replied and sighed once again.

Twilight could sense something was troubling this young Pegasus greatly and though she wasn't their official mentor, she felt compelled to hear Scootaloo out and help her in any way she could. “Well why don't you follow me over here where less ponies are around and we can talk about it.” Twilight suggested with the same warm smile she always wore and lead the filly over to a part of the playground she knew they would have some privacy at.

“So, what's on your mind?” The Alicorn asked as she placed a hoof on Scootaloo's shoulder.

“I was wondering... If you could, well, find out who my real parents are?” The Pegasus asked timidly.

This question seemingly caused Twilight's mind to freeze and the only thing she could utter was a feeble “Eh?” in response.

“Don't get me wrong, I love my family very much but I've always felt out-of-place. After all, what Pegasus pony is raised in an earth pony town and has earth pony parents?” Scootaloo continued as she looked at the princess.

Twilight's brain had finally managed to kick back into full gear by this point and let out a light laugh. “Oh come on Scootaloo, just because your parents are earth ponies, doesn't mean you aren't their foal. Look at the cakes, they have a Pegasus and unicorn foal and their both earth ponies.” Twilight replied confidently as she patted the filly's back.

“Typical adult pony. They think us younger ponies are all blissfully ignorant to what we see and hear around us.” Scootaloo replied and sighed in annoyance.

“I don't understand what you're saying Scootaloo.” Twilight admitted with a genuinely confused expression.

“I know that Mr. Cake is sterile, Twilight.” Scootaloo deadpanned.

Once again, the Alicorn's brain seemed to freeze as she stared at the Pegasus filly in utter stupor.

“Wait, you didn't know?” Scootaloo inquired with a shocked expression upon realizing that the princess genuinely had not known this information.

Finally, Twilight's brain kicked back into full gear again and she let out a nervous laugh. “Oh come on Scootaloo. You can't just go around saying silly things like that. It's not nice to spread rumors like that.” Twilight remarked though the Pegasus's expression never cracked a smile. “Y-You're serious? How could you possibly learn something like that?! And then how do you explain the twins then?” Twilight remarked looking visibly shaken by this information.

“They're not his.” Scootaloo replied simply and sighed. “I'll tell you how we found out but promise me you won't tell anypony okay? It all started when Applebloom got this idea for a voyeurism cutiemark. ” Scootaloo began...

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“Oh wow, look at them go!” Sweetie Belle exclaimed with a crimson blush as the three sat on a rooftop next to the Cake's bakery and house.

“Ah know right? Who'd thought they would be doin it over and over for three hours straight!” Applebloom remarked with a giggle.

“Do you think Mrs. Cake knows about this?” Scootaloo asked curiously.

“I don't know.” Sweetie Belle replied with a thoughtful expression.

“Well if she doesn't, she's gonna be really ticked off when she finds out!” Applebloom added with a giggle.

“Say, do you think this is how foals are made?” Sweetie Belle asked innocently and suddenly.

“Of course it is! Didn't ya pay attention when Miss. Cheerilee was teachin us about equine health?” Applebloom asked with a mildly shocked expression.

“Well, we've been watching them do this when ever we can for the last few months now and Pinkie Pie isn't pregnant.” Sweetie Belle remarked and looked at the other two.

“Maybe he's pullin out of her before he unloads?” Applebloom suggested.

“Unloads?” Sweetie Belle asked, her innocence once again shining through.

“Ya know...” Applebloom replied as a crimson blush formed on her face while she trailed off. “Ejaculatin into her.” The farm filly added almost too quietly for Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo to hear properly.

“Oh, you mean when a male pony reaches orgasm and ejaculates semen into the mare?” Sweetie Belle replied candidly seemingly getting the picture now.

“Yeah, that. Wait a minute, if y'all already knew, then why ya askin earlier if this is how ponies make a foal?!” Applebloom asked with a suspicious glance at the unicorn filly.

“I just like seeing you blush and get flustered.” Sweetie Belle admitted deviously.

“Ah'll show ya gettin flustered!” Applebloom exclaimed with a devious grin of her own and tackled the unicorn filly.”
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“It was about that time I also learned that my two best friends were also trying to earn their, lesbian fillies, cutiemarks.” Scootaloo finished with a mild blush.

If Twilight's face could become any more redder, it may as well been an apple in Applejack's orchard. “I'm going to pretend I didn't just hear you telling me about Sweetie Belle and Applebloom having sex on a rooftop and get straight to the point. Pinkie Pie's been taking birth control pills. She can't get pregnant while using those.” Twilight said doing her best to shove the images of Sweetie Belle and Applebloom performing a sixty-nine out of her head.

“Wait, so you knew about Pinkie Pie doing Mr. Cake? Does Mrs. Cake know as well?” Scootaloo asked curiously.

“Of course she does!” Twilight blurted out without thinking and then proceeded to slam both her front hooves over her mouth.

“I didn't know about the birth control pills but I know the twin's aren't Mr. Cake's. Mrs. Cake said so herself.” Scootaloo replied which once again froze the Alicorn's brain. “You see, I overheard her confiding into Pinkie Pie one day that she got pregnant from having sex with a few ponies when she was in Canterlot. She's known that Mr. Cake's been sterile for a good three years now but she wanted him to think they were his.” Scootaloo finished and sighed once again.

“Saying for a moment I believe you, that doesn't necessarily mean that your parents aren't your biological parents.” Twilight replied once her brain finally managed to unfreeze itself.

“Can you please just look it up? Even if they are, at least I won't feel out-of-place anymore.” Scootaloo asked with a desperate expression as she looked at the Alicorn as if tears were threatening to stream from them if she said no.

Twilight took a deep breath and let out a long-winded sigh. “Okay but only if you promise not to peek on Pinkie Pie and Mr. Cake when their having sex anymore, deal?” She said finally which was met with a tight hug from the Pegasus filly.

“Deal! Thank you Princess Twilight!” Scootaloo exclaimed only to look back as the school bell rang out. “Oh horsefeathers! I need to get back to class! Thanks again!” The filly exclaimed as she let go of Twilight and ran to class.

The Alicorn watched as the filly ran to the school and closed the door behind her at which point she let out yet another long-winded sigh. “Fillies...” She remarked aloud with a soft smile before her previous objective managed to come back to the front of her mind.

With this thought in mind, she made her take off position and erupted off the ground and made her way over to Fluttershy's house.

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“So you two really are dating?” Pinkie Pie asked astonished as she stared at Discord and Fluttershy.

“I-I know we seem like an odd pair but...” Fluttershy trailed off with a light blush as she turned her face away bashfully to look at Discord who seemed to be blushing himself even though he was doing his very best to hide this fact as he looked up to the ceiling with his arms crossed. “He's really a sweet gentlecolt when he's not trying to play pranks on other ponies.” The Pegasus finished as she looked at the draconequus whom simply huffed as if refusing to look at her.

“Huh! Who'd thunk it?” Pinkie Pie remarked with a smirk as she stood up to all fours and began to walk out of Fluttershy's room. “I'll see you later Fluttershy. Oh and Discord,” Pinkie Pie added as she looked back at the draconequus with a serious expression unlike her usual expression.

“Hmm?” Discord replied giving her a curious look.

“You better continue to make her smile because if I hear you've been a meanie pants to her...” She trailed off as her mane suddenly deflated and an ominous smile washed over her face. “I'll wipe that smirk off your face and then some.” Pinkie Pie remarked in a voice unlike her normal self.

This sudden change in personalty managed to unnerve the draconequus as he stared at her with an apprehensive expression for a few moments before resuming his usual smirk. “Heh! I'm reformed remember? I'd never do something like that.” He replied though the flat maned mare's expression still gave him a feeling of unease as he looked into her eyes.

As if a switch had been flipped, Pinkie Pie's mane suddenly inflated to it's normal appearance with a wide smile. “Okie,Doki,Loki!” She exclaimed though she didn't have time to walk out the door as Discord snapped his lion's paw which caused the pink mare to suddenly be strapped to a rocket which promptly jetting through the ceiling.

“Discord!” Fluttershy exclaimed at the draconequus with a stern expression.

“Oh don't get your tail in a knot my dear Fluttershy, she won't be hurt when it explodes.” Discord replied nonchalantly.

“Explodes?!” The Pegasus exclaimed as her eyes snapped wide in shock.

At this exact moment, Twilight saw the rocket that Pinkie Pie was attached to sailing into the sky which exploded into a fireworks display of colorful sparks and shapes. For a moment Twilight feared for her friend's safety until she saw the party mare safely floating down with a parachute attached to her though it was obvious the event had dazed her due to the swirls in the mare's eyes at the moment.

“Looks like Discord is with Fluttershy at the moment. I don't know of anypony else who would pull a stunt like that.” The Alicorn remarked as she landed just short of Fluttershy's cottage and began to walk up to it until a large sign appeared out of no where which read:

The mare's eye twitched slightly at the art on the sign which showed her in the same get-up he had conjured onto her countless times when he mocked her princesshood. “So much for being stealthy...” She remarked dismally as she opened the door to Fluttershy's cottage and walked inside.

She was greeted by the sight of Discord and Fluttershy sitting next to one another. “Hello, Twilight. Did you come to check on me too?” Fluttershy asked meekly as she looked at the Alicorn.

“Y-Yeah. We were all worried about your outburst earlier. Have you been feeling okay lately?” Twilight asked as she walked up to her friend and sat down a crossed from her.

“Um, yes. Why do you ask?” Fluttershy asked curiously.

“Well, Discord mentioned you had been getting sick to your stomach the past five mornings and well, you displayed quite a mood swing in my house earlier.” Twilight replied still not sure of how she was going to ask Discord to display his dick before her to figure out if it was in-fact, equine.

“Oh, well, I guess I just lost my temper with Discord. It's like Pinkie Pie said, I have to deal with his antics on a daily basis so it was only a matter of time before I snapped.” Fluttershy replied with a big smile complete with a soft “squee”.

“You? Lose your temper? Come on Fluttershy, we all know that even if you get beyond ticked off, you rarely display any sort of anger and even when you do, the most you've ever done was buck Rainbow Dash in the gut and run out of your back window. I've never seen you go as far as to slap anypony and display the kind of anger we all saw on your face earlier today.” Twilight countered with a stern expression at the Pegasus.

“You may as well come out and tell her Fluttershy. I high doubt the princess would come here and ask you about such things if she wasn't worried about the safety of her subjects.” Discord stated simply making sure to put emphasis on the words princess and subjects in order to mock the Alicorn as he often did of her status.

Twilight bit her lip so as she wouldn't fall prey to the draconequus's bait to further agitate her while she waited for Fluttershy to tell her the truth.

Fluttershy's expression suddenly became nervous as she stared at Twilight now until she took a deep breath and let it out. “I,um, guess I have been feeling a little,um, sick lately. This also isn't the first time I've um, gotten really upset for no reason and other times I've just started crying for no reason.” Fluttershy said finally and sighed.

Twilight sat quietly for a time before she took a deep breath and let it out slowly. “I think I might know what's wrong with you.” She said finally much to even Discord's surprise as the two looked at her waiting for an answer. “I think you may be pregnant, Fluttershy.” The Alicorn said finally expecting some kind of extreme response from such a claim yet it never came.

Or rather, it was delayed as she soon found out after a few moments when Discord suddenly burst out laughing. “Hahaha! Fluttershy P-P-P-bwahahaa!!! That's a good one princess! I expected something serious from you! Who knew you had such a sense of humor!” Discord bellowed as he continued to laugh yet Twilight's expression never faltered and Fluttershy's expression became more nervous if possible.

The draconequus continued to laugh for some time, expecting the Alicorn to join in this blatant joke of hers after a few moments. When she didn't however, his laughter died off and was replaced with a nervous expression equal to Fluttershy's. “Y-You're serious?” Discord stuttered slightly.

“I wouldn't joke about this kind of topic Discord.” Twilight replied, her expression remaining serious as did her tone as she walked up to Fluttershy and allowed a soft smile to wash over her facial features as she looked at the shaking Pegasus. “Calm down Fluttershy, it's okay to be scared but I need to ask you a few questions and you need to be honest with me.” Twilight said softly.

The Alicorn's soft words seemed to calm the Pegasus somewhat as she nodded softly at her friend.

“Other than Discord, have you had sex with anypony else in the last few months?” Twilight asked softly only to suddenly regret asking said question as Fluttershy's eyes snapped wide with a great fury in them.

“How dare you... HOW DARE YOU!” Fluttershy roared which caused the Alicorn to back several steps away from the Pegasus whom seemed beyond pissed at her now. “I would never, ever, ever, cheat on my special somepony!” Fluttershy roared at the lavender mare whom realized she needed to defuse this situation before it quickly spiraled out of control.

“Calm down Fluttershy! I had to ask to be sure! Because if you haven't then we need to find out if Discord is actually fertile to mares or not!” Twilight flustered out at which point Fluttershy's anger seemed to melt away and be replaced with a look of confusion. Discord was equally confused at the moment.

Twilight let out a long-winded sigh and began to explain everything to the two...

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Rainbow Dash and Applejack lay on the ground near the apple family's barn sound a sleep, the fluids from both mares puddled at their hind hooves though they were quickly being dried away by the sun which hovered brightly over the sky at the moment.

Rainbow Dash was first to wake and held her throbbing head and groaned out. “Yesh, been awhile since a batch of A-J's cider gave me one of these...” The cyan blue Pegasus remarked aloud only for her eyes to snap wide as the events of a mere hour ago came to the front of her mind as she stared at the puddle of mare juices at her hind hooves.

Rainbow Dash sighed heavily as she looked over at Applejack. “I just bucked up so badly...” She said softly to herself and began to hit the side of her head with her right hoof whispering the words “Stupid,stupid,stupid,stupid!!!” with each strike to her head despite how painful each hit was before she sighed aloud again, stood up, and left Applejack whom was still sleeping soundly...

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“So, you need to see my dick... in order to determine if it's equine or not?” Discord asked slowly as if the explanation Twilight had just gave was almost unbelievable.

“I also need a sample of your semen in order to determine if it's fertile to mares or not.” Twilight added blushing beet red now.

“Um, Twilight?” Fluttershy spoke up now, her face as red as the Alicorn's at the moment. “He can change the shape of his penis at will. In fact, I've asked him to do so a few times...so um, you can't really tell just by looking at it to see if it's equine or not.” The Pegasus squeaked as she fought the urge to hide her face behind her mane.

“So show me the real one then. It's not that hard is it?” Twilight asked becoming more flustered the longer this topic went on.

Discord began to snicker loudly up hearing this which managed to agitate the Alicorn farther. “What's so funny?!” She exclaimed still blushing fiercely.

“You're just too easy!” Discord exclaimed as he began to laugh hard as he held his sides floating mid air as he laughed.

“I'm too easy? I'm not asking you to buck me Discord!” Twilight exclaimed which caused the draconequus to laugh even harder if possible.

Twilight gave yet another long-winded sigh. “Can't you be mature about this for more than five seconds?” she asked with a glare at the draconequus.

“Oh come now Twilight, why else would you come here and ask for this? Do you really expect me and Fluttershy to buck in front of you and you to wait for me to squirt so you can collect the sample?” Discord countered with an overly large grin.

If Twilight's face to go any redder, one might think it was ready to explode from the amount of blood gushing to her cheeks at the moment as she glared at Discord. “I would never do such a thing Discord, much less without Fluttershy's explicit permission.” The Alicorn replied, her tone dead serious despite the blush adorned on her face.

“Then why don't you ask her?” The draconequus replied candidly with a smirk at which point Fluttershy gave a soft squeak at the attention suddenly being put on her.

An awkward silence then ensued between the three and the Alicorn could have sworn a leaf or two had blown past them as she and Fluttershy stared at each other. In fact, this turned out to be exactly the case as Twilight's gaze shifted over to Discord whom had conjured a fan with a bag of leaves and was dropping one in front of the fan to blow past them ever so often.

For the umpteenth time today, the Alicorn let out yet another long-winded sigh before she looked back at Fluttershy. “I know it's asking a lot Fluttershy but could you and Discord possibly... well... Do it?” Twilight asked timidly.

The yellow Pegasus's eyes widened in surprise and nervousness as she stared back at her friend now. “I, well, um, that is,um... I can't really get in the um, mood, with other ponies watching.” The timid Pegasus finally said.

Twilight's face impacted with the floor followed by a loud groan.

“But um, I guess if it's to find out if Discord has really made me pregnant... I um, wouldn't mind if you,um.. well got him off so that you can um, get that sample you need.” Fluttershy followed up which caused both Discord and Twilight to snap their gaze at Fluttershy looking slack-jawed.

Twilight gave a passing glance at Discord and realized he was just as shocked as she was. Despite his joking about it earlier, he wasn't actually serious. She realized this now. As if on cue, both Twilight and Discord spoke up to object to the idea.

“I really don't think that's necessary my dear Fluttershy, I mean, ahem! She can simply wait for us to get in the mood to some other time and I could collect the sample myself.” Discord said in the most confident voice he could muster despite his uneasiness with the twist this conversation had taken.

“Y-Yeah! It's not really that important if I get the sample today or not and if Discord collects it himself then-”

“Discord... You know how I get when we're um, doing it. Do you really think I'd allow you to well.. pull out before you came?” Fluttershy asked meekly though there was an air of confidence in her words as she spoke though she cut off Twilight mid-sentence due to her sudden statement.

This caused a blush to form on the draconequus's face as he smirked. “Probably not. After all, you often scream that you want me to make you pregnant with my discord foals and often-”

“Too much information!!!” Twilight erupted loudly which caused the draconequus and Pegasus to stare at her and even Fluttershy let out a light laugh in response to this outburst by the flustered Alicorn.

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Applejack's eyes fluttered open as she sat up slowly and looked about herself. “Was it just a dream?” The farm pony asked herself aloud as the images of her sexual exploits with the cyan blue Pegasus flashed through her mind's eye. The farm pony looked down at her underside and closed her eyes.

No, it wasn't a dream. There's no way she could dream up the touch of Rainbow Dash's hooves, the warmth of her tongue as it ran along her teats down to her flower, the flavor of the cyan blue Pegasus's fluids as her tongue raged inside the mare's most private part of her, the taste of her saliva as her tongue danced with hers.

It all really happened.

“Did you do this with me just because you felt sorry for me?” Applejack asked aloud as a silent tear streaked down her cheek.

Meanwhile just above Ponyville in her cloud-home, Rainbow Dash lay in her bed as the events of the last few hours played through her mind.

The cyan blue Pegasus tossed and turned in her bed as the memories played out in her mind, to vividly for her own taste. “To mess with a friend's feelings like that... to do such a thing with her... Why? Why couldn't I control myself? I know I was drunk but I wasn't that drunk!” She thought to herself as she turned in her bed once again and faced her bedroom window.

“Was it because I felt sorry for her? Or did I just do it because I wanted to see what being with a mare was like? Did I just use her for my own sexual curiosity?” She thought to herself as she tossed and turned in her bed over and over, seemingly unable to find a comfortable position to lay.

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The sound of Fluttershy's clock ticking the seconds away was the only thing that could be heard as the three sat in Fluttershy's cottage silently looking at one another. “Can't you like, I don't know, clop yourself off or something?” Twilight suggested suddenly which broke the tense silence between the three.

“He's tried that before, it doesn't work.” Fluttershy managed to say softly in response.

“Really?” Twilight asked without thinking.

“I would have suggested that in the first place if it were possible princess. I could clop all night and nothing would come out.” Discord replied though he sounded far from amused at this point.

“Is sex... really the only way you can achieve orgasm?” The Alicorn asked curiously as she looked at the draconequus whom blushed deeply but didn't reply.

Twilight couldn't take it anymore and began to ruffle up her mane in frustration. “This is horseapples! I can't believe you are suggesting me having sex with your special somepony!” Twilight exclaimed as she stared at the Pegasus then to Discord.

“Is this your doing?! I wouldn't put it past you to pull a stunt like this for your own amusement!” Twilight accused pointing a hoof at Discord whom upon hearing this looked deeply offended by this statement.

“The god of chaos and disharmony I may be, a despicable cheater I am certainly not!” Discord exclaimed as he glared back at the princess.

The draconequus and Alicorn glared at each a little longer before they let out a sigh nearly simultaneously. “This is getting us nowhere.” Twilight remarked as she rubbed her temple while Fluttershy simply sat in place quietly with a nervous expression on her face as she hid her face behind her mane.

Suddenly, soft whining then came from the Pegasus from behind her mane though not even Discord could make it out. “Could you repeat that Fluttershy? We can't hear you.” Twilight said softly. She was doing her best to remain calm despite the situation being far from calming for her but she knew if she couldn't keep a leveled head then Fluttershy would be the next to lose it.

“It's a....fantasy of mine...” The Pegasus muttered meekly though neither of the two could hear it clearly still.

“A little louder if you would my dear Fluttershy.” Discord suggested calmly, even going as far as to magical enlarge his right ear as if it would enhance his hearing.

“It's a... fantasy of mine...” She said a little louder this time though it still couldn't be heard properly.

“For Celestia's sake, Fluttershy. Spit it out!” The Alicorn exclaimed losing all patience with Fluttershy's inability to say things outright when they embarrassed her or made her nervous.

“It's a fantasy of mine!” The Pegasus blurted out suddenly then seemingly curled up into a ball and hid her face behind her mane and wings.

“Fantasy?” Twilight inquired curiously.

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“I can't believe the nerve of that mare! Spying on poor Fluttershy while she's performing such an act is unbecoming of a lady!” Rarity huffed as she levitated books and put them back in their places.
The unicorn then turned to place a book on a shelf to her left only to drop said book as a figure stood a few feet from her now. “S-Spike? I didn't hear you come in.” Rarity remarked nervously as she levitated the book she was going to put away again and placed it in its proper place.

“I just got back. The train took forever to take off from the Canterlot train station. Something about engine problems or something. I would have been back sometime earlier this morning if it had left on time.” Spike replied as he watched the mare put another book back in its place. “So... How did the sleepover go? And where's Twilight?” The drake asked curiously.

Rarity didn't know why but after last night, being in Spike's presence filled her with an unfamiliar feeling. It wasn't fear but it wasn't exactly excitement either. The feeling did make her feel nervous however. “S-She's checking on Fluttershy. Th-The poor dear was feeling under the weather this morning you s-see.” The unicorn stuttered as she placed another book in its place.

“Are you okay Rarity? You're acting kind of... funny.” Spike remarked with a concerned expression towards the unicorn.

“A-Am I? Odd, I f-feel fine but th-thank you for worrying about me S-Spikey-W-Wikey.” The unicorn stuttered once again and mentally cursed herself for being unable to make a proper sentence in front of the young drake.

“You sure don't look fine, well I mean you look fine but you,um..blast it! You know what I mean!” The young dragon flustered with a crimson red blush now adorned on his cheeks as he looked at the floor.

Seeing Spike in such a flustered state caused the unicorn to giggle softly which helped alleviate some of the nervousness she felt but not all of it.

“L-Listen Rarity... about that time in the Diamond Dog's den...” Spike began only to trail off.

Any relief the unicorn felt a moment ago disappeared the instant this topic was brought up by the purple dragon. “D-Don't worry about it Spike.” Rarity stuttered while she did her best to make it sound like it didn't bother her though this was far from the fact.

“L-Let me finish!” The young drake flustered as he balled up each of his claws while they shook violently at his sides with his eyes clinched closed tightly. “I-I only treated you like that because that's what I thought you wanted to be treated like but if you don't want to be treated like that anymore I completely understand! I just want you to be happy Rarity!” Spike sputtered out, stuttering the whole way through his statement but the unicorn go the message just the same.

Rarity turned to look at the young dragon now as the book she held with her magic fell to the floor. She walked up to the quivering drake and placed a hoof on his cheek which he flinched at, as if expecting her to inflict some type of pain upon him.

The unicorn allowed a smile to wash over her facial features as she looked at him. About this time, Spike edged a single eye-lid open as if he was peaking to see what her reaction to this statement was. His other eyelid was soon to follow as he realized she wasn't upset at him at all. “My little Spikey-Wikey, can I tell you a secret?” Rarity whispered to which Spike swallowed hard and nodded silently at her.

“About how you treated me in the diamond dog's den...” Rarity whispered only to trail off intentionally.

These words caused the young drake's face to turn beat red as he stared at her until she leaned back away from him, turned around, and began to walk away from him, waving her tail on purpose as if to taunt the young drake with her puffy white prize. “I don't suppose you could indulge a lady in her shameful fantasy again sometime... could you?” Rarity asked with a coy smirk as she looked behind herself.

“How about now?” Spike replied with a smirk as he walked towards the unicorn whose smile vanished.

“N-Now? B-But Spikey-Wikey We need to-eep!” Rarity began to say only for Spike to swat her hindquarters hard and grab her by the tail.

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“So, let me see if I've got this right. You have a fantasy about watching Discord have sex with me, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie?” Twilight asked incredulously.

The only response the Alicorn got was a small nod from the Pegasus.

“I guess I can-THERE'S NO WAY I'LL BELIEVE THAT!” Twilight began to say with a calm look until she abruptly shouted the last six words of her sentence in a comical fashion as she stared at her friend with a look of sheer disbelief.

“But it's the truth.” Fluttershy replied softly as she stared at the Alicorn.

“Oh come on! This is you we're talking about here Fluttershy! I don't know how you behave in bed but I know better than to believe that you'd fantasize about your special somepony doing each of your friends!” Twilight exclaimed still not willing to accept the explanation from the pink maned Pegasus.

“Then I guess you don't know me as well as you think you do.” Fluttershy replied simply with an unusually snooty expression before she stood up and walked a crossed the room to one of her birdhouses. The Pegasus then began to open the side of the birdhouse up.

“Fluttershy, what are you...!” Twilight began to ask only to see a collection of photos fall from out from within the birdhouse and land on the floor.

“Um, Fluttershy? Do you think it's wise to show her-”

“Quiet Dissy!”

“Yes, Fluttershy.”

Twilight timidly walked over the pile of photos and blushed beat red as she looked upon them by levitating each one up with her magic. One such photo depicted Twilight herself, pre-Alicorn with a hoof shoved inside herself. Another showed Pinkie Pie being bucked by Mr. Cake.

Twilight could barely believe her eyes as she stared at each photo. “How? When?” Was all the lavender mare could utter out.

“How do you think I knew exactly which question to ask Pinkie Pie during our game of truth or dare?” Fluttershy asked softly.

“I figured Discord told you or something.” Twilight replied still stunned at the sight of these photos showing each of her friends in the privacy of their own homes, enjoying their bodies.

“Well, um, you'd be partially right. I um, asked him to take these photos for me shortly after we started dating. If you could please not tell the others, I would um, be really happy.” The shy Pegasus replied as she blushed and hid behind her mane once again.

“Just how long have you two been dating?” Twilight asked as she allowed the photos to float back to the floor.

“I can answer that!” Discord replied as his face appeared on the birdhouse which startled Twilight at first but only at first.

“You remember when I froze the lake I assume?” The draconequus began.

“How could I forget?” Twilight deadpanned as her facial expression became annoyed at the very memory.

“Well, yours truly was using the word friend as a codeword you see. Dear Fluttershy knew what I was saying the entire time...” Discord began...