I walked into Twilight’s house right behind her.

“So, what’s first?” Twilight asked.

“Um… I never… really slept over anywhere… I don’t know what there is to do…” I said uncertainly.

“Maybe some board games!” Pinkie said, placing Applebloom’s unconscious body on the couch.

“Sure… you’d… have to explain what to do for me…” I said.

“Sorry!” Pinkie said.

“For what?” I asked.

“No I mean, Sorry!” She said again.

“About what??” I asked again.

“SORRY!” She screamed.

“FOR WHAT!” I yelled.

“She means…” Twilight said, pushing us away, “The game called ‘Sorry!’”

“Is this some way of getting me to apologize? Because I already said i was sorry for the beds.” I said.

“Just… Sit down.” Twilight said.

“Okay…” I said sitting down in a chair.

“I got the chips!” Spike yelled from the top of the stairs, diving off onto Pinkie, sending her tumbling into the couch.

“I can already tell… this’ll be a fun first sleep over!” I said with a smile. “Oh I just realised… I really really need to go to the bathroom…”

“Sure, it’s just upstairs.” Twilight said, motioning up.

“Thanks…” I said running upstairs.

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“MMPH!” Pinkie spouted as Spike clinged to her face.

“TWILIGHT GET THE CROWBAR! HE’S LEARNING!” Rainbow Dash shouted.

“CODE 8!” Twilight shouted, grabbing a fire extinguisher and throwing it at Spike. Spike dove off Pinkie and the extinguisher smacked her in the face, sending her backwards over the top of the couch.

“Sorry!” Twilight shouted.

“Yes!” Pinkie yelled, holding the board game up and throwing it, watching it collide with Twilight’s face. She fell back, landing on top of Applebloom.

“WHAT!” Applebloom shouted before she was muffled by Twilight’s ass.

“MMMPH!” She screamed as Applejack pulled her off and threw her to the couch.

“Don’t be doin that to my sister. We just finished!” Applejack shouted as Twilight collided with Pinkie.

“Sorry!” Twilight shouted.

“Yes!” Rainbow Dash shouted, throwing the board game at Spike.

“DAMN!” Spike shouted as the box opened, scattering the pieces everywhere.

“Scoots!” Pinkie shouted, “Plan delta gamma gamma!”

“Right!” Scootaloo said, running upstairs.

“What the hell!” J shouted from upstairs as they both came bolting down the stairs on her scooter, “I wasn’t finished!” J said as he got up and charged back upstairs.

“Plan delta gamma gamma is a failure! Backup omega sigma in effect!” Scootaloo shouted, bolting out the front door.

A moment later there was a rumble as Scootaloo appeared at the door with a medium sized cannon.

“FIRE THE PARTY CANNON!” Pinkie shouted.

“FIRING!” Scootaloo shouted, pulling the rope and launching snowballs at everyone.

One hit Dash straight in the face, sending her tumbling down to the floor and smashing into Twilight’s table. It sent the book on it catapulting upstairs.

“MY BOOK!” Twilight said, trying to run to it but slipped on the cards that were scattered from ‘Sorry!’.

“Nope!” Pinkie shouted, still for some reason lubed up from earlier, dove at her and slid across the room with Twilight on top of her.

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I washed my hands and stepped out of the bathroom half expecting to get grabbed again. Instead I was hit with a large book.

“DAMN IT!” I said loudly. I heard something going on down stairs that sounded remotely like Pinkie sliding on the walls again.

I looked at the strangely named book, ‘Chakra Control’.

I shrugged and opened the book up to the first chapter, ‘Taijutsu’.

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“WHERE DID YOU GET A WALRUS?” Rainbow Dash said, flying to the ceiling.

“Always come prepared!” Pinkie shouted as she rode it across the room, chasing Twilight as Scootaloo shot Rainbow Dash out of the air again.

“Code 8A is a success!” Scootaloo said, firing a shot at Applejack, sending her backwards onto Applebloom.

“MMPH!” She screamed.

There was a loud crash upstairs, forcing all of them to stop.

“Mmph?” Applebloom muttered. AJ got up off of her.

“What was that?” Applebloom repeated.

There was another loud crash that sounding like something just fell.

Twilight and AJ looked at each other, quickly rushing upstairs with Pinkie and Spike.

They saw a pile of ash laying on the floor and J was attempting to push himself up from where he landed. He slipped back down onto the floor and groaned in pain. “That’s… the last… time I read… anything…” He stammered. J quickly pushed himself back up and leaned against the wall, “So… why are you all up here?” He asked.

“Because we heard… Please don’t tell me… That pile is…” Twilight stammered.

“I read it all the way through… symbol on the back cover glew when I touched it… then I hit the wall now the floor… and yeah I guess the ash is the book.” J said.

Her eye started twitching as she glared at J.

“Twilight… Maybe you should calm down.” Spike said, tugging on her leg.

There was a bright red flash of light.

“What…” Twilight said, covering her eyes. Celestia and Star were standing in front of her.

“Twilight… Quickly.” Star said, grabbing her and vanishing with her and Celestia.

“Well… strange to say the least…” J stated.

“Okay then… So what happened… Exactly? Anything like… Magicy…?” AJ asked.

“The entire book was… a manual on how to control a certain energy… it called it chakra… just a lot of hand signs and things to say to bring it forth… then when I touched the symbol it fired a bolt of light at me that sent me back into the wall.” J responded, “And… who was with Star?”

“That was Princess Celestia. I don’t know why she was here… Well okay a couple ideas.” Pinkie pondered, “But there was no piano…”

“Chakra?” Scootaloo said, peeking around the corner.

“Like Naruto?” Sweetie Belle said, peeking with her.

“AWESOME!” Applebloom said, knocking both of them over. “Do something cool!”

J twitched and brought his hands together making a few symbols with them, “Shadow Clone Jutsu.” He said as two other J’s jumped out of the shadows around the room.

“Do me!” Scootaloo said, rushing up to him, staring at the two new J’s in awe.

“I’ll try…” J said.

The other two J’s were talking to each other.

“So… Call me Shade then?” The first one now named Shade said.

“Sure… sure… Um… Call me Funny then.” The second one now named Funny said.

“That’s redundant.” Rainbow Dash said with a laugh.

“So… Funny… let’s show her just how redundant real clones can be…” Shade said as he tackled Dash.

“Hey! Wait for me!” Funny said as he tackled Dash’s legs and sent her over the banister.

“TWILIGHT DO SOMETHING!” Dash yelled, “Oh… Right…”

“Dispel!” J said as he made another hand gesture. Both clones vanished.

“Okay…” Dash said, half dazed by what just happened.

“That WAS Funny!” Pinkie said.

J shrugged, “As long as I didn’t have to name them… That’d take forever if I brought out a lot more!” He said.

“What else can you do?” Scootaloo asked.

“Um… most of it was stuff for battles and fights.” He said, “But there is one thing that it taught me how to do that will be useful!”

“What?” AJ asked.

“Well it requires water to work… it’s a healing technique.” J responded.

“Healing? Like cuts n’ bruises?” Applebloom asked.

J nodded, “Yeah… the diagram in the book showed it being used on a really bad injury though… so I’m sure it can be used for more than just cuts and bruises.”

“Neat!” Pinkie said, “Show me!” She said as she placed her finger nails across her arm, cutting it open.

“Um… I got hurt from getting launched…” J said, “Can… someone get a glass of water then?”

“What the actual fuck Pinkie…” Dash said.

Fluttershy walked up the stairs, “What’s going o-” She froze, seeing the blood and passed out.

“Can I please have a glass of water!” J shouted. “I can’t really move right now my entire back hurts!”

“Yeah sure…” Rainbow Dash said, walking down the stairs to the kitchen and tripping over Fluttershy. She quickly caught herself, hovering down the rest of the way.

“Where’s she going?” Pinkie said, “Hey… Why is my arm bleeding?”

“Just… don’t ask any questions… weirdness just happened…” J said as he stumbled forward a little.

“Okey Dokey!” Pinkie said, running back downstairs, tripping over Fluttershy and tumbling down onto the couch.

“I’ll need some help getting downstairs then…” J said quietly as Scootaloo and Applebloom helped him stand. “Thank you…”

“I’ll get Fluttershy…” Applejack said, hoisting her off the stairs and walking down with her.

J was sat down beside Pinkie as Dash brought out the glass of water.

“Okay… Pinkie first…” J said as he made a few hand signs and tapped the glass of water. Half the water formed into a long thin strand and J directed it out of the glass and into Pinkie’s arm.

Everyone stood around and watched as Pinkie’s wound healed. The water finished snaking up her arm and the wound fully healed.

“There we go…” J said.

“Cool!” Pinkie said, “I still don’t know how that happened, but cool!”

“Uh… Yeah…” Applejack said, “Theres uh… Something I might need you to heal. But I’d have to show you alone…”

“Okay…” J said quietly as he made the hand signs again and tapped the glass. This time the water snaked down his shirt and he gritted his teeth as his cuts and bruises healed.

“Ooo shiny!” Pinkie said, pointing to J’s hands, which were glowing brightly.

J’s hands unclasped as he finished healing. “There… much better.” He said with a smile.

“That was cool!” Spike said, Pinkie jumped, kicking him across the room and into the kitchen.

“Oh jeez Spike!” Pinkie said, “Sorry!” She shouted.

“No! Monopoly!” She shouted back before a box flew through the room and collided with Pinkie, knocking her over the couch.

“Just…” J sighed, “I’m really really tired all of a sudden… just… I’ll just rest a little here…” J then looked at the walrus, “What… is a walrus doing inside?”

“Oh yeah! He’s a friend of Gummy. I keep him around in case there’s ever a code 8A.” Pinkie said.

“What’s code 8A?” Sweetie Belle asked.

“Well you see…” Pinkie started.

There was a flash of red light again as Twilight appeared in front of us.

“W...Where was I just now?” She asked.

“Glad you could join us again Twilight…” J yawned. “Just… watch out for the snowball.”

“What?” Twilight questioned as a snowball hit her in the face.

“Told ya.” He responded as he stretched a little.

“Snowball Cannon Operational!” Scootaloo said, aiming it at Rainbow Dash.

“Oh and apparently you were with this Princess Celestia and Star.” J answered as Twilight slowly got back up. “So… you explain what happened there.”

“I don’t really know where to start… Also did you know Star knew french?” Twilight said.

“I just met him today. Of course I did.” J said sarcastically.

“I see you haven’t changed in the slightest…” Twilight said quietly, “Anyways…”

“Just start from when you got taken.” Rainbow Dash said.

“Yeah… just start then.” J agreed, “Then I’ll tell you what happened here in the short time you were gone. Or… show you. Which ever happens first.”

“Well…” Twilight started.

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“I think Twilight could help prove this.” Celestia said.

“You’re right.” I said, scratching my head.

“Too bad she’s still in you know… Ponyville.” Cadence said. Celestia looked at me before grabbing my shoulder.

“What are…” I said before the scenery around me warped. Suddenly I was standing in front of Twilight and the others.

“Twilight… Quickly.” I said as Celestia grabbed her, taking us back to the castle in an instant.

“That was… Odd.” I said, my head spinning from the strange teleportation spell, “I didn’t know you had a portkey…”

“A what?” Celestia asked.

“Never mind…” I said, “Anyway, Twilight…”

“Uh…” Cadence said, “I think something is wrong with her.”

I looked over to Twilight and she was frozen in place. I walked over to her, snapping my fingers in front of her face.

“Twilight? You alright?” I asked. She was absolutely unresponsive.

“What did you do to her?” Cadence asked with genuine concern, looking her up and down.

“Well… The chances of that happening were low…” Celestia said.

“English… Please speak it…” I said.

“The spell I used to get us there wasn’t a normal teleportation spell. Usually teleportation can only take you so far but…” Celestia said.

“But?” I asked.

“Eh… It’s like a uh…” Celestia said, trying to think of the word, “Door… Yeah.”

“Door… Why was that hard to think of?” I questioned.

“Because it’s not a door.” She said.

“If you don’t start making sense…” Cadence said angrily.

“Okay fine. It connects two points in space together, so you can step through it LIKE a door. There’s just a problem…” Celestia said weakly.

“And what is that?” I questioned.

“It sort of bends… Time too.” She said.

“And… I think i’m understanding.” I said.

“She’s sorta frozen… Literally… Well sorta.” Celestia said.

“Well unfreeze her!” Cadence said.

“Unfreeze who?” Twilight said. I jumped back.

“Oh! You’re okay.” Celestia said with a sigh of relief.

“You okay?” I asked.

“Unfreeze who?” Twilight said again.

“And she’s in a loop…” Celestia said.

“How do we fix her.” I said.

“Bring her back to her original position.” She said, “There’s just one problem though.”

“And that would be?” I asked.

“Has to be through normal means.” Celestia said.

“Like… Walking?” I asked.

“Or teleporting. But of course we can’t do that… Too far.” Celestia said.

“We could get her part of the way… Then teleport the rest?” Cadence said.

“That works. Guard! Get us a dolley.” Celestia said.

“Right away Princess.” The guard said.

“Well it looks like we’re going to Ponyville.” Celestia said with a smile.

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“You know we could have taken a chariot…” Celestia said.

“I prefer the train.” Cadence said with a smile, leaning back into the seat.

“Doesn’t really matter to me.” I said, using Twilight as a footstool.

“That seems inappropriate…” Cadence said.

“She won’t know…” I said.

“That’s not the point.” Cadence said angrily.

“Okay okay…” I said, holding my arms up defensively and putting my feet back to the floor.

“Hm?” Celestia said, her head snapping up towards the window.

“What is it?” I asked.

“Something off… Can’t put my finger on it.” She said, staring off in the direction of Ponyville.

“I’m sure it’s nothing.” I said.

“It’s probably just Pinkie… breaking natural laws again.” Cadence said.

“Sounds reasonable.” I shrugged.

Celestia shook her head, “No… it felt like a different breed of magic… not just chaos.” She said, “Whatever it was, it didn’t feel hostile.”

“Again… Pinkie.” Cadence said.

“Okay. I get your point. Pinkie can use magic where she shouldn’t be able to.” Celestia said.

“Now arriving at Ponyville!” A voice shouted down the halls.

“Finally.” Celestia said, already standing up and waiting for the doors to open. We all got up and off the train, walking down the path to Twilight’s house.

“You know…” I said.

“What?” Celestia asked.

“We don’t technically need to walk her to the door.” I said.

“True…” Celestia said, “And it would give us some time for you to show me your house.”

“I would love too.” I said.

“Hey Cadence… Why don’t you go to Twilight’s to make sure she is okay.” I said.

“But she’s…” Cadence said before there was a flash of light. Twilight was gone.

“Y...You’re a dick.” Cadence said.

“Oh you know you want to see J.” I said.

“Why would J be at Twilight’s?” She asked.

“He was there when we grabbed her so… I would imagine he would still be there.” I shrugged.

“You’re right…” Cadence sighed, “But you had better be home when we’re through.”

“Don’t worry… We won’t be going anywhere.” I said with a grin, looking over a Celestia.

“Ugh… Just leave.” Cadence said, walking away and in the direction of Twilight’s house.

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“So… that’s it?” J asked.

“Yeah… that’s it. I’m going to…” Twilight began.

J made a quick hand gesture and two close came down from upstairs one had a slight gold tint in his hair, “So Funny and J what should I be called?” He asked.

J shrugged, “Up to you.” He responded.

“What… How long was I gone?” Twilight asked, staring at the clones.

“Long enough for my man J to build a cloning machine and clone himself several hundred times. We now have a clone trooper army and I’m instating Order 66.” Funny said with a laugh,

The other said as he slapped Funny upside the head, “You were gone like twenty minutes.” He said, “And I’ve decided call me Danny.”

“Okay… Well it’s not like it’s easy to tell you guys apart.” Twilight said, still processing the copies of him.

“Ooo! I know!” Pinkie said, running upstairs.

“I feel… scared…” J said. “I’m… going to hide… over there…” He bolted and jumped behind a chair.

“I don’t mind… I always wanted a hair color change!” Funny said.

“I don’t mind as long as I get to choose what happens.” Danny stated.

“Ready.” Pinkie said from the top of the stairs, holding scissors and spray paint.

Danny’s eyes went wide and he shoved Funny up the stairs, “You first!” He said as he bolted for the same chair that J was behind.

Funny just stared, “Can’t we use like… magic to change stuff?” He questioned as he backed a little ways down the steps.

“Nope!” Pinkie said, diving off and tackling Funny.

“GOTCHA!” Funny shouted as Pinkie was torn into the air by a rope, “Ha! None of you coulda seen that one coming!”

“What is going on here?” Cadence said, opening the door.

“A sleepover…” J said from behind the chair.

“You look good up there!” Funny said looking up at Pinkie he grabbed a jet black can of spray paint, “And I’ll do it myself!”

“Why… are there two Js?” Cadence asked.

“Three actually.” Twilight stated.

“I’ve seen four.” Dash added.

“I blame Twilight’s book for it!” J said as he ducked behind the chair again, “She’s the one that had it I just read it!”

“Hey I’m not the… Grr…” Twilight groaned, “You’re a brat you know that?”

“HEY SPARKLE BUTT CATCH!” Funny shouted as he chucked an empty can of spray paint at Twilight.

The can bounced off her head, not even making her flinch as she slowly turned her head to Funny, glaring at him.

“Oh… did I make you mad? Then come and get me!” Funny responded as he vanished into her room.

“I am not taking the fall for that… I’ll just stay back here with Danny until it blows over!” J said.

“I’m not moving this is all on Funny!” Danny added.

“I can see colors…” Pinkie said as she continued to hang upside down.

It looked like Twilight was about to snap when there was a loud bang upstairs.

“Ha! Take that you evil possessions of the monster Butt Sparkler!” Funny shouted.

“What the hell… Was that?” Twilight asked. Immediately there was another crash.

“I got it!” A voice said through the ceiling.

“Who…” Dash said, staring up the staircase.

“J… you caused this you fix it.” Cadence stated.

“But… I don’t want to die…” J said quietly.

“NOW!” Cadence yelled.

“Fine!” J said as he got out from behind the chair and walked to the stairs. He gulped and walked up the stairs into Twilight’s bedroom.

There was a loud bang as J shouted something.

“Maybe we should help him…” Applejack said. Before anyone could respond…

“GO GO GO!” Star shouted, sliding down the railing with J on his back.

“Star??” Cadence shouted.

“PLAN OMEGA GO!” He shouted as Celestia burst through the front door, a bright flash knocking everyone to the floor.

“PACKAGE HAS BEEN RECEIVED! TAKE HOSTAGE TO EXTRACTION!” Star said, tossing J across the room and into Celestia’s magical grip.

“When I get out… I’ll show you some of the real… things I learned…” J growled.

“What… the actual… fuck is going on?” Cadence asked.

“DANNY CODE BLUE!” J shouted.

“Got it!” Danny said as a kunai flew across the room and almost hit Star.

“I SAID BLUE NOT RED!” J shouted.

“Sorry the codes are confusing!” Danny responded as he tackled Star.

“NO!” Pinkie shouted, “MONOPOLY!” Throwing a box at Danny.

“J, FUNNY CODE BLACK! CODE BLACK!” Danny shouted.

“Let’s play D&D!” Funny shouted as hundreds of D&D versions flew at Celestia.

Celestia ducked, looking up at Pinkie and cutting her free.

“Pinkie code 33B!” Star shouted. Pinkie quickly ran across the room and freed the walrus from its leash, riding it towards Funny.

“CODE YELLOW!” Funny shouted, “ICE WALL!” A solid wall of ice appeared in front of the walrus stopping it from getting to Funny, “Ha! What now?!?!”

“Twilight!” Pinkie said.

“Got it!” She shouted, grabbing Spike and throwing him at Danny, attaching to his face.

J got his hands free for long enough to summon two more clones.

“Not here again…” Shade groaned.

The new clone shrugged, “I don’t care.” He stated.

“Course you don’t Curlz.” Shade stated. He looked at Dash, “GET THE CYAN ONE!” He screamed as he tackled Dash over the counter.

Curlz walked over to where Fluttershy was currently laying and sat down beside her, “I’m just going to wait it out.” He said to himself.

Two tentacles came out and wrapped around Danny as another six shot up, grabbing the walls as Star climbed to the ceiling.

“CURLZ PLAN EIGHT! IT’S ARRIVED!” Danny shouted.

Curlz nodded and stood up, “Release him monster!” He shouted at Star.

“He grabbed me!” Star shouted back, staying still on the ceiling as Danny swung back and forth like a pinata.

“Fine then I shall show you some Taijutsu!” Curlz said as he charged a wall and flipped off of it. His foot connected with Star’s face and sent him flying to the ground. Curlz slid back down another wall and simply sat back down on the couch.

“Okay take him!” Star shouted, lifting Danny into the air and tossing him into Curlz.

“Fine. I only wanted to kick you down.” Curlz said back.

“So how was your day?” J casually asked Celestia.

“Pretty good. You?” Celestia asked.

“Fun. I learned a few things and got to do a few things for the first time.” J responded, “Now I’m just watching the chaos I inadvertently released. It’s actually pretty funny how this is unfolding.”

“I’m coming!” Scootaloo said, flying down the stairs on her scooter towards J.

“What…” Star said as Scootaloo dived from the scooter and tackled Celestia. There was a flash of light and Scootaloo, J, and Celestia were gone.

“Hm… I guess… we don’t vanish when he isn’t around…” Danny said.

“What… Are you doing here Star.” Cadence asked, “You said you were showing Celestia your house?”

“IT WAS A RUSE! A CLEVER RUSE!!!” Star said before laughing maniacally and teleporting away.

“So… Twilight is it?” Danny asked, “And Cadence… do you want to get him back for this?”

“I honestly just want to lie down…” Cadence said.

“Mmk.. I got nothing to do.” Danny said, “I’ll just… try to locate J before something to serious happens.

Curlz yawned, “I really want to sleep…” He said.

“They are probably back at the house.” Twilight said with a shrug, “Anyone want to go find out?”

“Sure! I’ll come!” Funny said, “Just as soon as you call the walrus off!”

“MRRAAAAAAH!” The walrus roared.

“Please call it off before I do something I’ll regret…” Funny said.

“Sassaphraz! Heal!” Pinkie said as the walrus turned round and came back to her.

The ice wall vanished, “Thank you…” Funny said as he walked down the stairs, “That would be…” He smiled, “Pinkie let’s talk for a minute…”

“Okay!” She said, sitting in front of Funny.

“Not here… no… that’d ruin the surprise for everyone…” Funny said motioning for her to come upstairs.

“Okay!” She said again, running upstairs.

“You should all be scared if they join forces.” Danny stated.

“MMMPH!” Dash’s muffled yell came out, as she tried desperately to get Shade off of her face.

“NO! I AM NOT LETTING GO!” He yelled.

“Get off her now.” Twilight commanded.

She felt Shade’s glare through a nearby mirror, “Try me. We’ll see how well that works.” He stated coldly.

“Get off of her before I come over there and make you get down.” Danny stated.

“My anger has only been appeased for a short time.” Shade said as he got off of Dash’s face.

“Good… now we need to find J.” Danny stated. “And get out before…”

“PINKIE CODE SIGMA FI IS A GO!” Funny shouted.

“Got it!” Pinkie responded.

“TWILIGHT GET US OUT NOW!” Danny yelled as he rushed Twilight.

“Sigma Fi?” Dash questioned.

“RELEASE THE WALRUS!” Funny shouted as a whole lot of snow flooded into the library.

Twilight teleported her and Danny out of the library.

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“So…” J said, lying back on the couch.

“So…” Celestia said, “Video games?”

“Damn straight.” J said.

“Sure.” Scootaloo said. She leaned onto J’s shoulder.

J smiled when he looked at Scootaloo, “So what are we going to be playing?” He asked.

“I got a great game we could play right here…” Scootaloo whispered into his ear, “But it’s only two player…”

“Up to you.” Celestia said.

“It’d be helpful if I knew any games other than Minecraft…” J said, “I really love just burning everything down in it.”

Scootaloo nipped J’s neck and kissed his cheek. “How about we play something with a little action…” She said with a smile as she rubbed J’s growing bulge.

“Well I know one game that could sate your urge to burn things.” Celestia said as she hooked up J’s own laptop to the console. She selected Killing Floor and started it up.

J had stopped paying attention as Scootaloo was now on his lap and they both started kissing.

“Yes… Don’t let me stop you.” Celestia said, leaning back.

“I’m back!” Star said, bursting through the door, “Oh…”

J waved him off and went back to kissing Scoots.

“I’m still a little tired from our last two rounds… let’s wait a little okay?” Scootaloo asked.

J nodded, “Sure… I can wait…” He responded.

“Well this could be better.” Celestia said followed by a flash of light, taking everyone’s clothes off. “Theeere we go…”

“So what we playin.” Star said, jumping on the couch next to J and Scootaloo.

Scootaloo repositioned herself so that J could still see over her and that she could now feel his hard on against her ass.

“Killing Floor… I thought it’d be best to play something that’d sate your little pyromaniacal urge to burn things to the ground.” Celestia said.

“Sounds good. I think I’ll just watch until the cavalry burst through the door.” Star said.

“Oh yeah I forgot to do that!” J said as he tried to make a few quick hand signs Scootaloo stopped him.

“Don’t…” She said firmly.

“Yeah really.. Can’t we just rest for awhile. I’m getting tired.” Star said.

“I was going to dispel them…” J said, “But. Fine. Let’s just play.”

“Who wants something to eat?” Star asked.

“I haven’t eaten in a while… I sorta… got kidnapped twice today.” J said.

“How bout some sandwiches?” Star asked.

“Sounds good!” Scootaloo said.

“Mmm… The princess accepts this.” Celestia said.

“Sure…” J said.

“Baloque!” Star yelled to the kitchen.

“Yeah?” He shouted back.

“Let’s make some sandwiches!” Star said.

“Why is Baloque here?” Celestia asked.

“Why not?” Star said.

“Just… Go make food.” She said, shaking her head.

“So Star are you gonna make J attend school tomorrow?” Scootaloo asked.

“School? Why would… Oh! Of course.” I said with a grin, “That sounds like a splendid idea.”

“What kind of sandwiches?” Baloque shouted.

“I don't know, grab whatever is in the fridge I’ll be there in a moment.” Star shouted.

“Anyways… Scootaloo I entrust you with J’s uh… Education. Can you do that?” Star said.

“Mmhm! I’ve already shown him a few things…” She responded.

“Mmm…” Celestia moaned softly, “Hey Star… We should teach them a few things.”

“Later.” Star said, “For now… Oh Baloque!” He ran into the kitchen, speaking in french with Baloque as they sliced several different ingredients.

“WHO OPENED MY PACKAGE!” Star screamed angrily, running into the living room.

J and Scoots shrugged, “We spent most of the day at the club house.” They both said at the same time.

“This… Was not meant… For drinking.” Star said, pointing to the half empty ingredients in the box.

“What is it?” J asked.

“Celestia… Kitchen… Now.” Star said as she jumped up, walking with him. They went in with Baloque, talking to each other quietly.

“That smells sorta like the stuff I drank a day ago…” Scootaloo said, “Oh well…” She shrugged.

J dropped the controller and started grinding against Scoots, “I don’t… want to wait… anymore…” He whispered.

“Just a little longer… we can show Star the things we learned today…” Scoots responded as she got off his lap and sat down beside him.

“The last time I went to school… ended really badly…” J said quietly, “I got very little out of it… No. That’s wrong. I learned a lot from my experiences there…”

“That’s it J! Confidence!” Star shouted out before going back to talking with Celestia.

J picked up the controller and chucked it at him, “Stop eavesdropping! We aren’t doing it to you!” He shouted.

Star stormed out, looking up stairs.

“CHRISSY! GET DOWN HERE!” Star shouted.

Chrysalis walked out into the hallway looking like she just woke up, “What is it?” She asked as she rubbed her eyes.

“Did you take any of the stuff in this box?” Star asked, holding it up.

“No. After my last experience of having a bottle of it SHOVED INTO MY ASS! I don’t want to touch it.” She responded, “Now can I get back to sleep?”

There was a small arf from the bedroom.

“Ugh… Bad boy I told you not to bark!” Chrysalis shouted.

“Did… Shining Armor just…” Star said hesitantly.

Chrysalis nodded, “It’s only temporary. I thought it’d be easier to walk him on a leash if he thought he was a dog.” She responded, “Do you want to try it out too?”

“Maybe later…” Star said, “Wheres Pupa?”

“Balls deep in Shining.” Chrysalis responded. “At least she was…” She glanced back, “Nope she’s getting ready to though.”

There was a small yelp of pain that came from the bedroom.

“Sounds fun…” Celestia said, waving to Chrysalis.

“You and your french cook could always join.” Chrysalis suggested, “There’s plenty to do up here!”

“Again… No thanks.” Star said, glaring at Celestia.

“You should have seen him when I screwed up and made him think he was a seal!” Chrysalis said with a laugh.

“No, Walrus!” Pinkie yelled as she crashed through the door riding a walrus.

“Pinkie slow down!” Twilight shouted.

“JESUS! We’re naked in here and it’s ten degrees outside!” J shouted as he wrapped himself around Scootaloo.

“Hold on…” Celestia said as her horn glew, the door flying back on it’s hinges. Immediately after there was a loud crash as someone collided with the outside of it. It opened and Rainbow Dash walked in, holding her nose.

J had wrapped a blanket around both him and Scootaloo in a dual attempt to keep her warm and bring her closer. “Anyone else going to barge in?” J questioned. “Please don’t stop and knock first.”

“We won’t.” Applebloom said as her and Sweetie Belle ran in, Applejack right behind them.

“Now… all we are missing is Fluttershy and Rarity…” J groaned.

“Why has no one told me what happened…” Fluttershy said, walking in with a hand on her head.

“You’d probably faint again.” J responded. He rubbed his own head, “Anyone… else?”

“Oh hello.” Orion said, walking in with Luna and Rarity.

“That was absolutely wonderful darling.” Rarity said as her and Luna took their coats off.

J picked up the other controller as his eye twitched. He glared at Orion and chucked the controller with enough force to send him back into the wall. “ANYONE ELSE?” J said angrily.

A blue aura caught the controller mid air as Luna snapped to J, staring at him angrily, “Try that again and you’ll know why I was banished to the moon.” She said.

J sneered, “Try me.” He said as he glared at Luna.

They both stared at each other for awhile before Star came out, “Oh hey the gang's all here… We made sandwiches!” He said as him and Baloque came out with several serving trays.

J’s eye twitched and Scootaloo tapped his shoulder, “Didn’t you just say you were hungry?” She asked.

J looked down and nodded, “Yeah… I am.” He responded.

“Luna!” Baloque said.

“Baloque dear! I didn’t know you were here.” Luna said with a smile.

“Oh do I have some gossip.” He said.

“We must talk over tea darling!” Luna said, following him into the kitchen as he set the plates of sandwiches on the table.

“You hungry too Lemmy?” Star asked as a grumble was heard. A tentacle came out that was different than the others. The end of it opened to show a large mouth with razor sharp teeth as it snatched a sandwich from the tray.

“Hey J didn’t you create a tentacle out of the water?” Pinkie asked.

“No… it looked more like a snake…” J responded.

“Show me.” Star said, sitting down next to J as the tentacle hovered around him.

“Um… it’s a healing technique. I really can’t… and I’m really hungry…” J responded.

“Well I suppose theres no hurry.” Star shrugged, grabbing a sandwich and handing it to J, “Anyways I think I’m going to join Luna and Baloque in the kitchen. Call if you need anything.”

“Thanks…” J said quietly as he created a blue glowing knife shaped object, “Scoots wanna share?”

“Hey…” Applejack said, looking at everyone.

“Yeah?” J said as the knife vanished and Scoots took a bite out of the sandwich.

“Aren’t we missing someone?” Applejack said.

A moment later there was a loud bang and the front door flew off it’s hinges. Cadence walked in, her hair a mess as she looked angry.

“Dispelling…” J said as he made a few quick hand gestures. “Should have done that earlier… Is… everything else alright?”

Cadence’s head snapped to J, staring at him as she raised a finger, not saying a word as she simply pointed at him menacingly.

“It was self-defence!” J responded. He raised his arms in surrender, “It wasn’t me that did it!”

Cadence began to walk towards him slowly, breathing heavy as if she had just ran a mile.

J gulped a little and moved a little more so he had a little more protection over Scoots.

Cadence stopped in front of J, bending down and placing a hand to his chin.

“We’ll talk about this later.” She said in a horrifyingly calm tone. “Right now, I’m going to take a shower.”

“O… okay…” J stammered in fear.

When Cadence arrived at the top of the stairs she called out, “Oh Chrissy… I need you.”

There was a loud groan, “Fine!” Chrysalis shouted.

They both walked into the bathroom as the door shut softly behind them, followed by the shower turning on.

“I am so sorry kid…” Star said, shaking his head.

“NO!” A voice shouted. They all turned to the door as Spike appeared, throwing a box at Star.

“DHNNG!” Star grunted, falling backwards.

“BACKGAMMON!” Spike yelled