“He’s been in there too long…” I said to myself. I was about to rush in when Star and Celestia walked out.

“So… Did you convince her to take the spell off?” I asked.

“Well… It was just a joke. It’ll wear off in a week or so… Don’t worry about it.” Star said.

“W…” I stuttered, “What did you do to him?” I asked.

“I think he did more to me…” She giggled.

“Oh hey it’s snowing.” Star said, gazing out the window.

“Hey don’t get distracted…” I said strictly, “What happened in there?”

“Oh you don’t know?” Celestia asked, “You should understand what happened in there you are the Princess of Love aren’t you?”

“Love or Lust… Either work.” Star shrugged with a chuckle, “Possibly both.”

My eye twitched, “I… really need a drink now…” I said.

“Oh come on Cadence even I need a good dick every now and again. The tentacles when he used them correctly…” She quickly glared at Star for a few seconds, “Were an added bonus!”

“Maybe we should get something to drink… Maybe a Mint Cocktail?” Star said with a smirk.

“Or maybe some Maple Liquor…” Celestia said.

“Ugh… I don’t want to know… I just want a strong glass of rum…” I said as I stepped back towards the door, “Don’t bother looking for me… I’m want to be alone…”

“Alright well, you know where we’ll be.” Star said.

“How about I show you the throne room?” Celestia said.

“Sounds fantastic!” Star said, following closely behind her.

I glared at them as they left, “This… is why I refuse to have sex with anyone but J… at least he cares about me.” I said quietly as I walked towards the kitchen.

“Oh Princess Cadence!” A chef said as i walked in, “Is there anything you needed? Maybe something to eat?”

“Yes… I’m in that mood right now.” I said.

The chefs all stopped what they were doing and rushed to the freezers and fridges.

“Right away Princess!” The head chef said.

“Please Baloque… we are friends you can call me Cadence.” I responded.

“Sorry Cadence. It’s just right now we have some fresh cooks and I need to look at my best.” Baloque responded.

He took a seat next to me, pulling a chair out for me to sit, “I hate seeing you like this. What brings you down today?” He asked.

“First Celestia turns my new fiancee into a thirteen year old and now his supposed friend could care less about me!” I responded, “I actually was starting to like him too!”

“Oh come now… It can’t be that bad.” He said, placing a hand on my arm as he gently caressed it, “HEY! I SAID TO GRAB THE FRESH ONE! ITS THE GOD DAMN PRINCESS!” He yelled to a chef, startling me.

“Baloque… thank you for doing this for me… You know you’re my closest friend right?” I asked as I looked at him.

“I’d better be! I’m the only frenchman in this place.” He nudged me.

I hugged him, “Yeah… and I can say that you are the best chef that I’ve ever been friends with!” I said with a smile.

“How about… I get you first taste at some of the finest chocolates in the store. They just arrived from Geneva.” He said, standing up.

A guard quickly rushed in, “Princess Celestia just sent word to have a two person dinner prepared… she asked that it be the best you could---” The guard began until Baloque put a finger to his mouth.

“I am already pre-occupied with one Princess. You’ll just have to tell Celestia to wait.” Baloque said sternly, “Now Shoo…”

“Princess Celestia said she wanted it started…” The guard tried to continue.

“I’m sorry… I don’t think you heard him.” I said, glaring at the guard.

The guard stiffened up and said, “Sorry… I’ll tell the Princess dinner is going to be served later.” He stated as he walked out.

Baloque just started laughing, placing a hand on my shoulder, “Oh that never gets old…” He said.

“No… no it doesn’t.” I agreed, “How about make enough for everyone here? We can all eat together!”

“Absolutely! I wouldn’t want it any other wa- GOD DAMNIT I SAID THE FRESH ONE!” He screamed, babbling something in french as he threw the knife, sticking into the wall next to a chef.

“And that is why I love you Baloque you know how to get work done!” I said with a smile.

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“Maybe I should go apologize…” I said nervously.

“No. She can handle it. Cadence gets to emotional sometimes.” Celestia responded.

“Still… It would make me feel better.” I shrugged.

“Well Dinner will make you feel better… and then we can have a little… dessert…” Celestia said as she slid a hand into my pants.

“Oh… Tell me more.” I said, pulling her closer.

“We could begin with a little… honey suckle…” Celestia started as she kissed me.

The doors flew open and Celestia glared at the guard.

“Princess! The Head Chef said dinner is going to be served later… Princess Cadence was already there…” The guard that rushed in said.

“No… I said dinner was to be served shortly. And I meant shortly.” Celestia stated angrily. “Go back in and tell him he’s fired and find me a new head chef!”

The guard shook a little, “No… I’m not going back in there… Princess Cadence is really mad at something… I don’t want to die…” He said as he shook his head, “My soul felt like it was being torn apart when she glared at me…”

“Come on Celly…” I said, “We have all we need to eat right here.” I said kissing her neck.

“Yes… we do…” Celestia said as she started stroking my dick and caressing my back. “Dinner can wait… let’s try the appetizers first…”

“Normally I’d say ‘Ladies first’ but… I never really had any manners.” I said, moving down and placing my mouth on her cunt as I pulled her pants off.

I heard the clatter of something in armor hitting the ground.

“I don’t mind waiting…” Celestia stated as she spread her lips apart with her fingers, “Feel free to do what you want down there…”

“It might be awhile… I’m very hungry.” I said, circling my tongue around the inside.

“Mmmm I can wait…” She moaned.

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Scootaloo was now laying on top of me. I simply looked up at her and stole the occasional kiss. My dick was ready for the next part all lubed up with cum and spit. “The fire’s going out… let’s heat it up a little more…” I said with a smile.

“Pinkie, you know what to do.” Fluttershy said as Pinkie pulled a bottle of lube from her hair.

“What the…” I said quickly.

“Got it!” Pinkie said, pushing the entire tube’s content into her hand and lathering her entire body with it. She dove forward, sliding across the floor and stopping in front of me as she grabbed my dick, lathering it up with the slick liquid.

“Done!” She said, spinning around and kicking off, sliding back to Fluttershy.

“Scoots are you ready to have your chimney swept?” I asked.

She stared back at me, “Not until you think of a different pun… That one is getting old.” She said.

I smirked, “Well… we could always just make some hot cocoa…” I said. I looked down at her own dick, “Of course with extra marshmallows…”

She shrugged, “Meh… Better.” She said.

I pulled her down, “Let’s just skip the puns and do it right now…” I whispered into her ear, “You and I both want this…”

“Then do it already.. I’m waiting.” She said, swaying her ass back and forth.

I grabbed her ass and pushed myself into her. It was super tight and without the lube I wouldn’t have made it very far without hurting her. “Ah… i...in…” I stammered as I slid the first two inches in.

“Been… Waiting for this…” Scootaloo groaned.

“Nnng… I… I really… just want to savor this… how… how about we go slow?” I asked as looked up at her already bright red face.

“Slow is good…” She grunted as I pushed another inch in.

I pulled her head down towards mine again, “Scoots I… I love you…” I said quietly as I felt my face turn bright red.

“I love you too…” She said, panting from the pain, which was slowly turning to pleasure as her grunts turned to moans.

I pulled her down into a kiss and slid the last two inches into her. She moaned pleasantly into my mouth.

“Wow…” Twilight said. I looked over to see everyone had stopped and was watching.

Scoots quickly grabbed my head and forced me to look back at her, “Focus on us… not them.” She panted.

I kissed her again and started sliding back out of her. “Nnng… this is so much harder…” I moaned as all but my tip left her.

“Mmm… That’s what I was just thinking.” Scoots said.

“I was talking about… gah… going into your ass… but… nnngh I am a lot harder now…” I said with a smirk, “So are you…” I slowly pistoned my hips against her. I glanced over to see Sweetie Belle on Pinkie’s back as Pinkie slid around the room, both of them giggling.

Scoots tightened up a little, “Nnng C… Cadence taught me this…” She moaned. The muscles in her ass contracted making it even tighter.

I gasped a little and slid my hands up her body and stopped on her breasts. I looked up at her as I started kneading them.

“S...Softer.” She said, moaning more and more.

I complied and rubbed them softly together. I moaned a little as she started moving her hips in time with mine.

“Way… Better than Star…” She moaned.

I felt my eye twitch hearing that Star had touched Scoots. I’m going to do… no. I won’t. The face latching and causing him to fall down the stairs was enough revenge for me.

Fluttershy walked over, pressing her lips to mine as Scootaloo rocked her hips faster.

My mind went blank as I bucked my hips up hard forcing my knot into Scoots ass. She yelped in surprise but as my cum flooded into her she moaned and shook on top of me.

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“God… You smell so good.” I said to myself as I inhaled Star’s scent again, pushing the pillow to my nose. I flipped onto my back, placing my head against it as I stared up at the ceiling, “When are you coming home…”

There was a knock at the door, making me jump as I teleported to the front door.

“Hello?” I said, opening the door, “Star… What are you-” I was interrupted as he pushed me back to the floor.

“Why…” I mumbled as he climbed on top of me, kissing me. My eyes shot open as I stared at him. All my shock melted along with my body, letting him caress me as we connected.

“I love you.” He said.

“I love you too…” I said, pulling him down to me again. As quickly as he came in, our clothes were off. He gripped my dick, licking it as my head fell back.

“I know you’ve wanted this…” He said, placing the head in his mouth.

“I have…” I moaned.

There was another knock at the door. I looked over and saw the door was still open.

“W...Who…?” I said.

My eyes snapped open, I was in Star’s bed. Another knock…

“Damn…” I mumbled. Jumping up and seeing the stained sheet.

“DAMN!” I shouted. Another few knocks. I walked downstairs and placed my hand on the door knob, stopping and remembering my dream. I slowly turned it, opening to see no one was there. I sighed, and was about to go back upstairs when I noticed a package on the doorstep.

“What’s this?” I said to myself, picking it up.

‘For Stardust.’

“Doesn’t say who it’s from…” I mumbled, closing the door and walking to the kitchen. I placed it on the counter, looking at it for any indication on where it was from. I didn’t want to open it, it wasn’t for me… But?

“I guess it can’t hurt…” I shrugged, tearing the box open and looking inside. There was a bunch of ingredients. On top of them was a note. I opened the note and read it.

“Extra Strength Recipe: Use at own risk. Mix ingredients as followed.”

And below it, were instructions on how to mix them. I was extremely curious on what it was, and followed it down to a science. After I mixed them into this strangely clear liquid, I held it up to my nose, jerking away from it at the strong smell.

“Well… I guess I’m going to find out.” I said, swallowing the small mixture. I didn’t feel anything… It was then that i had missed something on the note. I flipped it over and saw writing on the back.

“POTENT: DO NOT DRINK UNLESS YOU HAVE TRIED LIQUID RAPE BEFORE.”

“Hey I see you got my package.” Star said, forcing me to spin around.

“Oh Star! I didn’t…” I mumbled.

“Yeah, you didn’t.” Another voice said. I turned around to see… Another Star…?

“I don’t think you thought that through… Tearing open a package for ME… Thats not very considerate is it?” Another Star said, grabbing me and throwing me to the ground.

“W...What….” I grunted, beginning to panic.

“What do we do with troublemakers Star?” The one that grabbed me said.

“I don’t know Star… But I say we take him to the basement… And find out.” The first Star said.

My eyes shot open as horror flooded me. What have I done…

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“Mmm something smells good…” I said as I turned to Baloque.

“Would you like anything to drink with it? We just got a fresh import of some of the best wine in Equestria!” He said.

“Wine sounds great. It’s a lot better than what I had originally planned to drink…” I said

“The Salmon is nearly ready. Shall I show you to your seat?” He asked.

“That would be lovely!” I said with a smile.

“This way my dear.” He said, extending his elbow.

I wrapped my arm through and allowed him to escort me to my seat. He sat me down as a chef placed two glasses on the table, pouring a freshly opened bottle of wine to fill them both.

“Any appetizers?” He asked.

“Yes… is there any shrimp?” I asked.

“With seven different dipping sauces!” He said, clapping his hands as a waiter bolted over.

“Bring every kind of shrimp we have, and make it snappy.” Baloque said.

“Right away sir.” He said, running off.

“So, how has your day been… Besides the obvious.” Baloque said, leaning back as he put his leg over the other.

“Just… altogether strange…” I responded. I sighed a little, “I just really want My Joe Joe Bear back to normal…”

“Joe Joe Bear?” He laughed, “Oh you and your nicknames… Tell me all about it darling.”

“I think I should start with him first… He’s big, strong, and a great cuddler…” I started.

“Sounds like the perfect man.” He said, his head leaning back as he gets lost in thought for a short moment.

“Yes… and… he saved me where Shining failed too…” I continued.

“Whoa whoa… You mean…” He said, leaning in, “You are cheating on Shining? Scandalous!”

“No… I already told Shining he could get lost… I’m in love with Joe Joe! He’s better at everything the Shining was. And he’s been so happy to compliment me on everything… He didn’t have to force it out.” I responded.

“Well… Shining hasn’t came in for duty in a few days… He must be devastated.” He said, shaking his head slightly, “But what can you do…” He shrugged.

“Devastated… he happily slept with a changeling… we never even shared a bed once!” I said, “I doubt he actually cared about me… But I know Joe Joe does… he’s even left me… go into his memories… he trusted me enough to go back in his life.”

“Enough about Shining. Tell me about him.” He said anxiously, pouring more wine into our glasses as he scooted closer.

“Well… I already said he is big, strong, and a great cuddler… he’s great at making me feel amazing in everyway… The way he held me made me feel like he never wanted me to go. And I’ve seen how great he is at being a parent…” I said as I started explaining J to Baloque.

“A cuddler AND a good father… You got a keeper there.” He said, nudging me. “So tell me, how did you two love birds meet?”

I sighed, “He…” I sighed again, “The Changeling queen was dragging me with her… I… I think it wasn’t safe keeping me near Canterlot anymore so she moved me out to Ponyville… it just happened that she was going to his house and she shoved me in the basement… Joe Joe rescued me and kept me safe and warm during the night…” I said with a weak smile, “That’s… how we met…”

“Oh…” He said with a surprised look, “Kinky…” He joked.

I laughed, “Well I’ve only known him for three days… and… yesterday he tried to make me breakfast but his friend took over… I didn’t mind that because regardless Joe Joe was set on impressing me. I feel when I have him back… I should tell him that he doesn’t have to impress me… I already love him.” I said as a small tear formed, “I just hope… Aunt Celestia wasn’t lying when she said it would wear off in a week…”

“Oh honey…” He said, wiping my tears away, “There’s nothing to be worried or sad about… He knows you love him. I don’t need to be the Princess of Love to see that.” He smiled, “And besides… I’ve been cooking for Celestia for a long time. When she plays a ‘prank’, that’s all it is… A prank. She would never do anything truly cruel.”

“She did send Luna to the moon… and she did threaten to have a guard crucified when he didn’t get her wine fast enough…” I responded.

“Well the banishment is one thing… The crucifixion however… Just trust me when I say he’ll be fine.” He laughed as the tray of shrimp was set on the table.

“And who is this other man you talked about? Who cooked for the both of you. I didn’t know he had his own chef?” He asked.

“His name is Stardust… he’s the one that set me into my… mood.” I said as I picked a shrimp off the plate.

“Stardust?? He was my apprentice. I taught him everything i know! Is he here in the castle?” He asked, freezing as he recalled my previous statements, “Now wait just a moment… The Stardust I know would never try to hurt your feelings like that…”

“Then why did he completely throw me off?” I asked as I picked up a few more shrimp and ate them, “He brushed me aside… I gave him a full tour of the castle and he… he didn’t even care…”

“Well I don’t see anything special about this castle.” He said, “And I’ve worked here for over 20 years.”

“Neither do I… I didn’t expect any great reaction… but… Aunt Celestia offered to show him the throne room and he was so enthusiastic about it…” I said as I sipped my wine in an attempt to calm myself down.

“Oh dearie… I’ve known Star longer than you, that’s not him talking… Thats his penis.” He giggled, “He is a kind soul, but he sometimes gets overcome by certain urges. He’s not the only man that does.”

I laughed, “Maybe… I just overreacted.” I said.

“And besides… It’s not everyday that you get to plow the royal crops…” He winked.

“How did you know that?” I asked.

“Being Celestia’s head chef has it’s benefits…” He said, taking a sip from his glass.

“And… what are those benefits… other than the gossip?” I asked with a smile.

He clapped his hands, and a chef came over, “You there… Chef.”

“Yes sir…?” He said.

“Dance for us.” Baloque said.

“O...Okay.” He said hesitantly, doing a weak dance as he shuffled back and forth.

I started laughing, “Okay… are there anymore?” I asked.

“Well… There is one more. The food can wait. Come with me.” He said, standing up and motioning to the door.

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“Oh Celestia!” Baloque said, pushing the door open.

“Ah! I’m busy!” Celestia said back.

“We need to talk.” He said.

“Oh… Baloque.” She said as she looked at both of us, “Well come right in.”

Celestia’s horn glowed and Star disappeared, reappearing a few seconds later with his clothes on.

“Oh, hi Cadence.” Star said.

“Hello Star.” I responded with a small smile.

“It’s good to see you again Star!” Baloque said.

“Baloque!” Star said, rushing over as they kissed each other's cheeks.

“It’s been too long. I see you’re cooking for Royalty now!” Baloque said with a laugh.

“Not exactly…” Star shrugged, “It was just at one time thing…” He said, looking at me with a saddened expression, “At least… I think it is.”

I shook my head no. I smiled a little more.

“So… You forgive me?” Star said happily.

“Yes I do… I’m still really hungry though…” I said looking back, “But eating can wait. The salmon and lobster still have to be brought out!”

“I can’t wait for dessert.” Celestia said. Baloque glared at her, forcing her to take a step back.

“I would be happy to bake a fresh dessert for you. It’s been awhile since I’ve been in the castle kitchen.” Star said, staring at Cadence.

“I think you could teach those lazy chefs a lesson about following directions.” Baloque said, putting an arm around Star.

“Aunt Celestia would you want to join us?” I asked.

“No no… Not yet.” Baloque said, “I believe your nephew would like an apology Celestia.”

Celestia sighed, “Fine. I’ll go see him and apologize…” She said.

A guard rushed in, “Ma’am! Princess Luna has just gone off to Ponyville!” He said.

“Or… not.” Celestia said.

“Princess…” Baloque said, motioning to me.

“I still want you to come and meet my husband…” I said. “You two go have fun making dessert.”

“Fabulous!” Star and Baloque shouted, hugging me before running off together.

“And I thought one crazed Parisian cook was enough…” Celestia said, “Well let’s start eating before they come back out!”

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I was finally able to pull out and when I did Scootaloo collapsed onto my chest breathing heavily. I lightly kissed her forehead about ready to fall asleep.

“So…” Rainbow Dash panted, “How was your day?” She asked me.

“Fun… first I go from stealing panties and underwear to this… Sets a precedent doesn’t it?” I asked, “So how was your day?”

“If… It Hnng… Isn’t obvious.” She said, pushing herself harder onto Twilight’s mouth.

“Weeeee!” Pinkie said, zipping past on her stomach, sliding up the wall.

“I feel if I try to understand it I’ll end up badly hurt.” I said as I watched Pinkie slide across the ceiling.

Scootaloo sighed as she pulled herself further up her head now directly in line with my own.

“It was definitely a white christmas.” She said, resting her head on my shoulder.

I nuzzled her gently and held her against my body, “I wouldn’t mind sleeping like this tonight… it beats sleeping outside.” I said a little too loudly.

Everyone stopped, looking at me. Fluttershy glanced at me, looking a bit sad.

“I did destroy the beds…” I said. “And I did something with the pillows… I don’t remember what I did… Where would I sleep then?”

“I have plenty of room at my house if you want. I’m sure Spike would love some company.” Twilight said.

“Should we check on… that other guy, Orion?” I asked.

“I’m sure he’s fine, don’t worry about him.” Rainbow Dash said, picking up Scootaloo, “Want a ride to Twilight’s?”

“I… Should probably get dressed first.” Scootaloo said as Dash felt the cum drooling down her back.

“Oh… Yeah that’s a good idea.” Dash said.

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“I SAID TWO CUPS OF FLOUR!” Star screamed into the kitchen, spouting something in french afterwords.

“I see what Baloque meant by he taught Star everything…” I said as I sipped my wine and ate some of the chocolate.

“Would you like some ice cream cake Cadence?” Star asked, peeking into the room.

“Yes a large one please… I’m still a little worried that Joe Joe might get hurt now!” I responded.

“What do you mean?” Star asked.

“He’s a young boy… he could do a lot of stupid things.” I responded.

“We all do stupid things dear…” Star said, waving his hand.

“So did you show Baloque your new found… feature?” I asked.

“Not yet… It will be a surprise…. HEY! WHAT DID I JUST SAY!” Star screamed into the kitchen, “DOUBLE ICE CREAM YOU MORON!”

“Sorry Aunt C… I think Baloque may have turned Star fully gay again…” I said jokingly.

Baloque came up behind Star and tapped on his shoulder, “Star you simply must see the new addition to the kitchen.”

“Oh did they finally add…” Star said, receiving a nod. They both squealed before running back into the kitchen.

“If I get enough liquor in him then I can bring him back to ride me again…” Celestia responded as she sipped her wine, “So did you finally get rid of Shining?”

“Yes! I’m sure Chrysalis is doing something to him right now too… although I really don’t care.” I said as I ate another shrimp.

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“Mmm that’s a good boy Shining suck on my cock like that…” Chrysalis said as she shoved a cock down Shining’s throat.

A few tentacles slid into his ass as another one engulfed his dick.

“Just take it like a man Shining… you’ve been begging for it all day…” Chrysalis said as she patted Shining’s cheek before she picked up face fucking him.

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“Yep. I’m sure she’s doing something to him right now.” I said with a smile.

“I’m sure she is too.” Celestia agreed, “Now… tell me everything that you and this man have done… I want to know…”

“It started when he rescued me…” I started

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“… And then we fell asleep together.” I finished.

“Mmhm… I was there. And what a day that was…” Star said, sipping some of the wine with Baloque as a large slice of ice cream cake was passed down to each of us.

“Thank you! The both of you have done a great job!” I said as I started eating the ice cream cake.

Star was staring intently at Celestia’s piece, waiting for her to take a bite along with Baloque. She cut a small piece and ate it. Her eyes shot open as she looked to the both of them.

“Something the matter Princess?” Star asked.

“Yes… Is something wrong?” Baloque questioned.

“I’ll be right back…” Celestia said, standing up and walking out.

“What did you two do?” I asked. I still ate the piece I had in my mouth.

“Let’s just say we added a special ingredient to HER piece…” Star said as a tentacle slid out and high fived him.

“And what was that special ingredient?” I asked. Immediately a loud moan was heard from Celestia’s room.

“Nothing you need to worry about.” Star said with a smile, taking a bite of his cake.

“Of course the tentacles cum can do that… it’s changeling magic…” I said shaking my head.

“Anyways… I was thinking maybe when we’re finished, we can head home.” Star said.

“Oh but you’ve only just arrived!” Baloque said with a hint of disappointment.

“Yeah… But I really want to see how J is doing.” Star said.

Celestia walked back in her face was bright red and she threw a balled up paper at me, “I’m not a delivery service!” She stated as she sat down beside Star.

I opened it up and read it aloud, “I hope you two are having fun in Canterlot. J hasn’t been that much of a handful after the sugar rush this morning… after he destroyed most of the beds in the house I decided it would be a great idea to spend the night at my house! Love Twilight Sparkle.” I took a sip of my wine, “Well we can stay another day…”

“That’s so nice of her!” Star said, leaning into Celestia and looking up at her, “Isn’t it?”

She glared down at him. He slowly leaned in the opposite direction and into Baloque.

I sighed, “It can’t really be all that bad… it’s not like you added much right?” I asked.

“Of course not…” Baloque said, “But you should finish your dessert. We worked very hard on it.” He said, pushing the plate to Celestia. She looked at Star, then Baloque before taking a deep breath and eating another bite.

I finished eating my piece of cake, “That was good!” I said.

“Mm….Mmhm….” Celestia said, taking the last bite into her mouth.

“You forgot a little of the frosting dear.” Star said, scooping it up on his finger and shoving it in her mouth. Celestia swallowed, standing up.

“Well… I must be going… Royal Duties and such…” She said as she teleported out quickly.

“I’ll go help her.” Star said with a chuckle, “You guys have fun. There’s more cake if you’d like.”

“You… go do that… I’ll have some more cake…” I said.

“We still have a tub of ice cream left… Shall I bring it out?” Baloque said.

“Yes… get the movies started!” I said as I jumped up.

Author's Notes:

Faaaaabulous!