“Hey kids.” Star smiled.

“Hi daddy.” Sarah and Serena said, hugging her tightly.

“Where’s J?” Star asked.

“He’s in the basement.” Sarah said.

“You’re not scared of him anymore?” Star asked.

The two of them shook their heads.

Star smiled. “Well that’s great that you made up. Mind if I see him?” She asked.

“He’s a little tied up but sure.” Serena said.

Star made his way to the basement and walked downstairs. She noticed J naked, his arms and legs tied to the bed. “You should apologize to ME more often.” Star laughed.

J stared at Star.

Star sat down on the bed. “So how ya feeling?” She asked.

“For now. Pain in a few places but altogether fine.” J said.

“That’s good.” Star said.

“How are you feeling?” J asked.

“Pretty good. Besides the bouts of agonizing pain…” Star shrugged. She looked down at her stomach. “No that won’t help.”

“Yeah I say that to the voices all the time.” J said jokingly. “It’s good to know that they’re fine as well.”

“Except for being brats.” Star said, cringing suddenly. “Stop it!”

“You two knock it off or I’m grounding you the second you both come out.” J said sternly.

Star’s arm twitched before stiffening, punching J in the face.

“Fuck…” J grunted.

“Oh god I’m so sorry!” Star said quickly. “That wasn’t me…”

“They’re only going to make it worse…” J said. “And it’s fine.”

Star untied J and sat him up. “You okay?” She asked.

“Yeah. Nothing that I couldn’t take.” J said with a small smile, “Just now I’m really hungry.”

“Well I’ll make you something right aw-” Star froze, staring off into space.

“Star?” J asked.

She twitched slightly, staying silent.

“Star?” J said again this time sounding really concerned.

Star’s pupils faded, his eyes turning completely white.

“Oh god… this isn’t good…” J said as he stood up.

Star looked at J curiously before looking down at her hands and body.

“O… okay?” J said unsure of what was happening.

Star got up and grabbed J’s hand gently, pulling him towards the stairs.

J walked with Star, still unsure of what was happening.

Star lead him upstairs to the couch and both of them sat down. Star looked at J and was about to say something when her right hand shot up and slapped herself.

“What… the hell is going on?” J asked.

J saw Star’s left eye turn blue, and her right eye turned red. Her left hand grabbed her right arm and started twisting.

“That’s enough!” J said commandingly.

Both Star’s arms froze and her gaze switched to J.

“God…” J said as he grabbed his head.

Sarah and Serena appeared at the top of the stairs, walking down towards the two. “Hi.” Sarah waved.

“Oh you let him go…” Serena pouted.

J gripped his head a little tighter and started leaning towards one side. Shortly after he slumped to the side and his hands fell limp off his head.

“Uncle J?” Sarah said. Her and Serena rushed over and grabbed J, not knowing what to do.

J’s breathing was normal and he twitched a little bit. Shortly after he twitched his entire body relaxed.

“J? Oh god we went too hard…” Sarah said in a panic.

“Oh this is our fault!” Serena said.

Star’s hand shot up and slapped the two of them.

“What the fuck?” They both said.

Star’s eyes faded back to white and his pupils returned. She shook her head. “What happened?” She asked.

J snored a little.

“Aww… He’s sleeping so peacefully… Wait how’d we get up here?” Star asked.

“He just passed out…” Sarah said.

Star looked at J. “Really?” She asked.

Sarah and Serena nodded.

J snored again and snuggled back against Sarah and Serena.

The two of them smiled and hugged him close.

“I’ll find out what’s wrong.” Star said. She put a hand on J and it started to sink into his skin. She held still for a moment, her eyes darting back and forth. A minute passed before she smiled and pulled it out.

“What’s wrong?” Sarah asked.

“He’s just stressed. He needs some sleep.” Star said.

“Oh… That’s good.” Serena said, kissing J’s cheek.

“We can give him that…” Sarah said, nuzzling close to him.

J shivered a little, his arms crossing over his chest.

Serena lied back on the couch, pulling J on top of her and hugged him. Sarah climbed on top and nuzzled both of them close.

“I’ll go get you a blanket.” Star smiled and stood up.

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An hour later:

J’s eyes slowly opened up and he yawned quietly. After a few moments he saw Sarah and Serena both cuddled close to him, both sound asleep.

J gently nuzzled the both of them before laying his head back down, about to fall back to sleep.

Star came out of the kitchen with three plates of food. “Lunch!” She said.

Sarah and Serena’s eyes shot open and they fell off the couch and rushed towards Star.

J stretched and yawned again, managing to crack a few joints. “Great… let’s hope I can keep it down long enough to enjoy it.” He joked.

Star sat down next to J with the plate. She pushed the blanket tightly around J. “You need rest. Now let me feed you.” She smiled.

“Shouldn’t I be the one doing that to you?” J asked.

“Maybe later… But right now you need some love and care.” Star said, scooping some up on the spoon and putting it near J’s mouth.

J leaned forward and took the spoon into his mouth, shortly after pulling back and leaving the spoon clean.

Star giggled a little.

“Tashts… Good…” Sarah mumbled with her mouth full.

Serena nodded.

“No doubt in my mind that it wouldn’t taste good.” J said.

Sarah and Serena quickly finished their plate and set them down. Sarah ran over and got a foot stool. Serena lifted up J’s feet and put it under them. “Need anything else?” Sarah asked.

“No.” J smiled, “Thank you though.”

Serena got down on her knees and started rubbing J’s feet.

“I’m fine.” J chuckled, “Both of you can come sit down though.”

“Not till you’re one hundred percent relaxed.” Sarah said, climbing behind J and massaging his wings.

J closed his eyes and sighed quietly.

“One hundred percent.” Star said, leaning down and putting her mouth around his dick as she poked her head under the blanket.

J moaned quietly. “Yeah. One hundred percent.” He sighed.

“Did you want something to drink?” Sarah asked.

“No. I’m fine.” J said.

“Is this fine?” Serena asked, pressing a little harder on his feet.

“Just a little too hard. But other then that, yes it’s fine.” J said.

Serena softened the massage as Star gently massaged his balls, bobbing her head and taking his length down her throat.

J moaned again.

Sarah leaned forward and moved her hands up, starting to massage his shoulders.

J relaxed a little more, “This feels great.” He said.

Star squeezed her breasts around his dick before continuing to deepthroating him.

J moaned a little more and he gently ran a hand down Star’s back.

Sarah leaned forward further and started kissing J’s neck. “Is this okay?” She whispered.

“Yeah.” J nodded, a smile spreading across his face.

Serena reached forward and forced Star down to J’s hilt. Star gagged slightly before starting to swallow.

J’s knot started to form inside Star’s throat.

Star’s throat bulged out slight and she started gagging, holding herself there as she squeezed J’s balls a little more.

J’s dick twitched and he shot his load into Star’s throat.

There was a small slurping sound as Star swallowed it, letting out a small muffled moan around his dick.

“Are you feeling better now?” Sarah asked excitedly.

“Yeah… much better.” J nodded.

Star pulled off and looked up at J. He instantly saw her face soaked in cum. “I don’t think I got it all.” She smiled.

J chuckled.

Sarah and Serena crawled over and started licking it off Star’s face.

J’s dick started to harden again, pitching a large tent with the blankets. He smiled and his hand slid under the blanket. He carefully started stroking himself.

Star’s stomach started to gurgle a little. She put a hand on it and smiled. “You two really like that don’t you?” She asked.

“Looks like they got a little of both of us.” J said.

“Mmhm.” Star mumbled. Her expression turned blank again and her eyes turned the same red in one, blue in the other.

“Uh… Dad?” Sarah questioned.

Star tore the blanket off J and quickly put her mouth over J’s dick again, stroking it roughly with both hands as she took it deeper down her throat.

“They… Really like it.” Serena mumbled.

“Oh… god…” J mumbled as his wings started extending.

Star’s magic lit up and J’s dick started to vibrate. Her hand moved down to his balls and a finger sank into it, melting slightly as it pushed past the skin and wrapped around his testicals.

J groaned and his entire body started tensing up again. His breathing turning into panting.

Star’s head pulled off and she stared up at J. “Please feed us daddy…” Star’s voice said, sounding like his male half intertwined with his female half as she pushed the dick back into her mouth.

“Whoa…” Serena mumbled.

“Oh… god…” J moaned, his knot starting to form.

J felt Star’s finger slither up to the inside of his knot and massage it.

J’s knot shot out to full size and his dick started to twitch violently.

Star’s finger slowly and teasingly pulled out and he wrapped his hand around the outside of J’s knot, squeezing it and massaging it gently.

J exploded into Star’s throat again, his entire body shaking a little as he came.

Star pulled back a little too much and everyone saw his cheeks explode outward before J’s cum burst from his mouth. She started coughing and gagging as she forced it down her throat.

“Holy shit…” Sarah mumbled.

J’s panting grew slower and his head fell back onto the couch. “Good… so… good…” He mumbled.

Star pulled off J’s dick when it was finished and she quickly started licking up all the cum that spilled out from off J’s dick and the couch.

“You… both… really love it…” J said with a small smile.

Star’s head snapped to J and she smiled. She crawled up onto J’s lap and nuzzled herself against him. She closed her eyes and dozed off to sleep, hugging him close.

J relaxed again and his eyes closed as he began to fall asleep again.

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“Okay okay I got one…” Star said, leaning in. “A dwarf mystic escapes from jail…”

“And goes right into a bar?” J asked.

“Nope. He escapes. The police tell the public ‘There’s a small medium at large.’” Star smiled widely.

J clapped, “You have managed to top my puns.” He said, “Bravo.”

“I went to a seafood disco last week… I pulled a muscle.” Star said.

“I don’t get it.” Dash said.

“Give it a second to sink in.” J said.

Star’s lip quivered as she held back a laugh.

“Oh.” Dash said before chuckling a little.

“Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says ‘Does this taste funny to you?’” Star said.

J chuckled, “Okay I got one.” He said, “What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?”

“What?” Star asked.

“If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.” J said, his lip quivering a little.

Star’s hands clenched tightly as she bit her lip, trying not to laugh.

“One more from me.” J said, “What did the green grape say to the purple grape?”

“What?” Twilight asked.

“Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!” J said before he burst out laughing.

Star covered her mouth, snorting a little as she laughed.

“You two suck.” Twilight chuckled, smiling widely.

“A… A jumper cable walks into a bar… The bartender says ‘I’ll serve you… But don’t start anything.’” Star giggled.

J laughed, “Did you hear about the fire at the circus?” He asked.

“No.” Twilight said, crossing her arms as she leaned in.

J bit his lip, “It was in tents.” He said, trying to hold back his laughter.

Dash’s face started turning red as she held back a laugh.

“I… I’ll be right back…” Star laughed before running upstairs and into the bathroom.

The front door opened and Cadence walked in. “A dyslexic man walks into a bra.” Cadence said, waiting..

It took a few moments before J burst into laughter.

“I don’t… oh… Oh god damn it.” Twilight mumbled.

“Okay… okay… that’ll be hard to beat…” J said. He calmed himself down, “Okay… Ask me if I’m a tree.”

“Huh?” Twilight mumbled.

“Ask me if I’m a tree.” J repeated.

“Are… You a tree?” Twilight asked.

“No.” J said.

Twilight seemed lost in thought. “Huh?” She questioned.

J rolled his eyes, “Okay… this is my last one.” He sighed, “What do you call a fly with no wings?”

“A fall?” Dash asked.

“No. A walk.” J said.

“Okay I’m done with this game.” Twilight shook her head.

The bathroom door opened and Star walked out. “Sorry I had to pee… If I didn’t it would have been on the couch.” She giggled. Her eyes turned to Cadence. “Oh hi!”

“Hi St-” Cadence froze as she looked at Star.

“How you been?” Star asked, quickly rushing down the stairs.

“What… the actual… fuck?” Cadence asked.

“Man I get that reaction a lot.” Star smiled, pulling Cadence into a hug. “Oh and guess what!”

“I’m… a little scared to ask…” Cadence said.

“I’m pregnant!” Star smiled widely.

Cadence’s face went blank.

“Isn’t that exciting?” Star asked happily hopping around in circles.

“Who’s… th- You know what… why am I even bothering to ask…” Cadence sighed.

“Well duhh…” Star said, pointing to J. “So J what are you going to name the boy?”

“I was thinking… Richard.” J said.

“Why Richard?” Dash asked.

“So he can be called a dick and not be offended?” Star asked.

“No… because King Richard the Lionhearted…” J said quietly.

“Oh…” Star said.

“What about the girl?” Twilight asked.

“Well obviously it’s going to be Clara.” Star said.

“Why Clara?” J asked.

“Because d-” Star paused, grabbing her head. “God… My head…”

“I’ll get the bottle.” J said as he stood up and walked into the kitchen.

“I suppose I should go to the basement now?” Star sighed.

“Yeah. It’ll only be a two or three hours.” J said coming out of the kitchen with a roll of duct tape in one hand and an unlabeled bottle in the other.

“Is the duck tape necessary?” Twilight asked.

“It dispels magic.” J said.

“Yeah.” Star nodded.

“Ah…” Twilight said.

“Well let’s get this over with.” Star sighed.

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“There… All set up.” J said as he finished duct taping Star’s horn.

“Okay… Give it to me.” Star said, opening her mouth.

J smirked for a second before shaking his head and uncorking the bottle. “Okay… here it comes.” He said putting the bottle up to Star’s lips.

Star gave a few exaggerated muffled laughs as she drank it.

J moved the bottle back and set it on the table.

“Still a little odd how it doesn’t taste like anything.” Star shrugged.

“Well, at least it doesn’t taste like blood.” J said with a little shiver.

“Yeah I guess i- Huh?” She mumbled.

“Something wrong?” J asked.

Star looked down at her stomach. “What do you mean you feel funny Clara?” She asked.

J’s eyes went wide. “Oh god…” He said quickly.

“You sure you’re okay?” Star asked. There was a long pause. “Okay… Just tell me if something’s wrong.”

“Oh god… how could I have been so stupid…” J said as he hit himself in the side of the head.

“She’s fine don’t worry.” Star smiled.

J looked up, “Still… that doesn’t… get rid of the fact that I was so stupid…” He said.

“Oh come on… I’m sure that stuff isn’t effecting her too much. Whatever it does is nothing compared to what I could do to her.” Star shrugged, her smile growing wider.

“What?” J questioned looking up at Star in complete shock.

Star took a deep breath in and her stomach tensed slightly. J could hear the muffled sound of grinding and cracking.

J shot up and rushed over to Star, “Don’t hurt the kids!” He said quickly.

“Then let me out.” She said calmly.

J stepped back, “No. I know that even you can’t kill your own children.” He said.

Star stared at him for a moment. “True… But I can do other things to them.” She smiled.

“You wouldn’t dare.” J said.

“I wonder what would happen if I changed this DNA strand… She doesn’t need to be very smart does she?” Star asked.

“Don’t!” J said fearfully.

“I’m going to be gone in a few hours… Why do I care what happens to them… I’ll never get to see them…” Star said quietly.

J’s lips twitched, “Stay down here then.” He said.

Star stayed quiet.

“The way I see it… we’re a long way off from getting rid of the cancer…” J said. “So… you may get the chance to see them… ”

“Whatever you feel comfortable with. I’m just going to be forgotten anyways.” Star sighed.

“Stranger things have happened.” J said.

“Fine. Untie me.” She said.

“You remain down here. And the tape stays on.” J said.

Star stayed silent, staring at him.

“Of course you wouldn’t be alone.” J said. “I’d stay down here regardless.”

“Okay. Untie me.” She repeated.

J walked up to her and slowly untied the bonds.

“Great.” She said, slapping J in the face.

J rubbed his face, “Ow.” He said. “What was that for?”

“I dunno. What was this for?” She asked, stomping on his toes.

J grunted in pain, “You’re making me regret this decision…” He said.

Star fell back onto Sarah’s bed and kicked her feet up. “Nahhh you love me.” She smiled.

“Yeah. I do.” J sighed as he sat down on the table.

Star sat up quickly and scanned the room.

“What’s the matter?” J asked.

Star clicked her tongue a few times.

“Okay?” J questioned uncertainly.

There was a small pattering as Oscar walked up to the bed.

“Oh…” J said.

Star leaned down and whispered something to Oscar.

J sighed.

Oscar turned to J and walked up to him, staring up at him.

“Yes?” J asked.

Oscar poked J’s hand with one of his legs.

“And?” J asked.

Oscar motions for J to bring his hand closer.

J raised an eyebrow and slowly moved his hand closer.

Oscar’s fangs extended and he bit down on J’s hand, latching onto it.

“F… fuck… you… both…” J grunted.

Star grabbed J and laid him down gently. “Shhh… Easy… Let it take effect.” She whispered as J’s body started going numb.

“What… the fuck… are you… doing?” J questioned.

Oscar pulled off J and looked at Star.

“Thank you Oscar, you can go now.” Star smiled.

Oscar rubbed his leg against J’s arm apologetically before walking away.

“Don’t worry I won’t hurt anyone.” Star said.

“I… fucking trusted you…” J said.

“Oh don’t worry I’m not leaving the basement. I promised remember?” Star asked. A few moments later Sarah peeked in.

“Dad?” She called.

Star smiled wider. “Yeah come down, J’s just resting.” She said. She leaned down to J’s ear. “Don’t you just love loopholes?”

J stared up at her but remained silent.

Sarah ran up to Star and hugged her. She was quickly pulled into Star’s lap and nuzzled against her. J noticed that Star was looking genuinely happy.

J closed his eyes, “I’m… so… fucking… stupid…” He said quietly.

“What’s new?” Star asked.

“That’s not nice…” Sarah said.

“It’s not supposed to be.” Star said, tickling her immediately. Sarah burst into a fit of giggling.

“Stop it…” Sarah laughed.

J sighed quietly.

“Oh… Did you hear that? I think J is getting lonely.” Star whispered. Her and Sarah immediately started tickling J.

J bit his lip in an attempt to contain his laughter.

“I think he needs a little punishment.” Star smiled wider, looking at Serena’s chest.

“What should I get?” Sarah asked.

“Go pick whatever you want sweetie.” Star said, kissing Sarah’s cheek. Sarah ran over and started digging through the chest.

Star scooted closer to J and sat him up, wrapping an arm around his shoulder. “Isn’t she perfect?” Star sighed.

“Yeah.” J said.

Star just stared at Sarah happily.

“So… why did I need to be poisoned?” J asked.

“Would you have honestly let her come down if you had the choice?” Star laughed.

“Yes.” J said.

“Oh…” Star said. “Well for fun then I suppose.”

“Okay.” J said. “I feel I should ask this… do you have any name other than Stardust?”

“Hm… Never really thought about that.” She said, scratching her chin.

“Don’t see why not… he managed to. With only being out once.” J sighed.

“Yeah, once.” Star smirked.

“Yeah. It was only once. I haven’t had a drink out of any bottle of that stuff in a really really long time.” J said.

Star thought for a moment and stared at J with a widening smile.

“What is it?” J asked.

“How about… Dexter?” She asked.

“Nope.” J said.

“Why not?” She asked.

“That’s like his attempt to call himself Nito.” J said. “Just no.”

“How about Lecter?” She asked.

“How about no more serial killer references?” J asked.

“How about Joel?” Star asked, snickering slightly.

“No.” J said.

“Hey it’s a perfect name. It’s not like you’re using it.” Star said, hitting J in the shoulder.

“I am using MY name.” J said.

“Fine. Hm…” She mumbled. “How about something more familiar. Oh I know… How about Silver? Oh sorry… Too soon?”

“Yeah.” J said quietly.

“Oh! What about Mouse? I like that one.” Star said.

“Anything not out of one of our pasts?” J asked.

“Hm… How about… Damien?” She asked.

J sighed, “What about Arina?” J asked.

“What’s wrong with Damien?” She asked.

“It’s just… meh.” J said.

“Well start listing things. I’d hate to do something I like, give me your list of ‘Joel Approved Names.’” She said.

“Don’t be so snarky. If you didn’t want my opinion then why were you asking me?” J asked.

“Mm… Point taken. Arina all you got?” She asked.

“Yeah.” J said, “Just go with whatever you want. Just as long as it’s not Joakim.”

“Who’s Joakim?” She asked.

“I’m saving that name.” J said.

“Fair enough.” She shrugged.

“So. What are you naming yourself?” J asked.

“Gimme a moment…” Star said, waving J away.

“Take your time… not like I can move at all.” J said.

“How about… Xana?” She said.

“Well… if you’re still asking me… That’s a great name.” J said.

“Then it’s settled.” Xana smiled.

“That’s great.” J said.

“I found these syringes and a bunch of unlabeled bottles in her chest.” Sarah said, holding them up.

“Great! I love surprises.” Xana smiled, motioning her over as she stared down at J.

“Not like I could go anywhere.” J sighed.

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J mumbled incoherently.

“You okay buddy?” Xana asked.

“So many colors…” J mumbled.

“Yeah you’re fine.” Xana laughed.

“Okay… Labeling this one’s effects… ‘Seeing Colors, possible psychosis.’” Sarah mumbled.

J started laughing.

Sarah scratched something out. “Seeing colors… Psychosis.” She mumbled.

J’s laughter started bordering on insane.

“Um… Maybe we should stop.” Sarah said.

Xana stared at him intently. “No keep recording… For science.” She mumbled.

J suddenly stopped laughing. His entire body going rigid instantly.

Sarah put a hand on him. “You okay… Uncle J?” She asked.

“Heh… fine… heh…” J mumbled, his laughter starting to pick back up, now verging on completely psychotic. “IT HUNGERS!” He screamed through his laughter.

“D… Do something.” Sarah said quickly.

Xana raised a hand and slapped him across the face.

J stopped laughing and his body went limp.

“I think I did it.” Xana said.

J mumbled quietly to himself.

“I’m… Going to go get Serena.” Sarah said, quickly running upstairs.

“J? You still kicking?” Xana asked.

J’s insane mumbling stopped and his breathing slowed.

Xana curiously watched him.

J’s eyes slowly closed. His head fell limply to the side.

Xana leaned forward and poked his cheek.

J didn’t react.

Xana shrugged and leaned back. “Okay then.” She said.

A few moments later Sarah came running down the stairs with her sister and the two of them sat down next to J. “Which ones did you give him?” Serena asked.

“All of them…” Sarah said.

“Y… Okay.” Serena said hesitantly.

J’s eyes shot open and he started mumbling quietly to himself.

“Why is he mumbling.” Sarah asked nervously.

“Because you pumped him full of drugs thats why.” Serena said.

Xana leaned in and put her ear close to his mouth, listening carefully.

“Oh tojo fero sora noi…” J mumbled.

“What’s he saying?” Sarah asked.

“I think it’s klingon.” Serena said.

“I dunno.” Xana shrugged.

“Fullmoon light…” J said, “Awake us from the dead…”

“What is he talking about…” Sarah asked.

“I think he’s been watching too much anime.” Xana said.

“Eija-uh, a eija-eija-uh!” J shouted.

“Fix him!” Sarah shouted.

Serena filled a syringe and injected it into J. “It’ll take a minute.” She said.

“Firelight!” J said, “The world we see is red!”

“Too much Powerwolf.” Xana said.

J went limp again.

“Annnd there it goes.” Serena said.

J started laughing again.

“Or not…” Serena sighed.

J’s head went limp and he quieted.

“Or yeah! Maybe…” Serena mumbled.

J’s eyes closed and his head fell to the side.

“And he’s back.” Sarah said.

“Who’s back?” Star questioned. She looked down at J, then back at the other two. “What happened?”

J’s eyes opened slowly, “Oh… god my head…” He mumbled.

“What happened to you?” Star asked.

“W… Drugs.” Sarah said.

“J… You’re not using again are you?” Star asked.

“Using what again?” J asked.

“I don’t know… Whatever drugs you used to take?” Star asked.

“Oh I got rid of the happy pills a long time ago.” J said.

“Dad… The fuck you smoking?” Serena asked.

“I’m asking HIM that…” Star said.

“Besiiides… Pan is too hard to find around here.” J said.

“Well… Why are you two down here? J I told you no one is allowed down here when I take a dose.” Star said, staring down at him.

“Let’s just say something was done that earned my trust.” J said. “And I was the only one harmed in anyway.”

“Okay…” Star said.