A few days later:

“So… you just woke up this morning and started puking?” Cross asked.

“Yeah.” Star said.

“And.. you’ve lost a few pounds.” J said.

“Okay… anything else?” Cross asked.

“I dunno.” Star shrugged.

“Well… Your breasts have been really really sensitive lately.” J said.

“That’s not true.” Star said.

“Oh really?” J said as he gently rubbed Star’s breast through her shirt.

Star gasped sharply before grabbing J’s finger and twisting it to just below breaking. “Touch me… Again…” She said angrily.

J gritted his teeth.

“And I can see mood swings.” Cross said.

“Yeah… mood swings… are one way… to put it…” J grunted.

“Has anything else changed?” Cross asked.

“Nope. Pretty good other than that.” Star smiled, still holding J’s finger tightly.

“I… think… my finger… is going to… break…” J said.

“I don’t even need to run anymore tests.” Cross said.

“W… why?” J asked.

“Well… You're pregnant.” Cross said.

Star’s smile widened and she let go of J. ”Awesome!” She said.

“Yeah… awesome.” J said as he rubbed his finger. “I think my finger’s sprained…”

“Oh you’ll live.” Star said, patting J on the shoulder before grabbing his hand. “Let’s go tell the others!”

“Pain…” J grunted.

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The front door swung open and Star pulled J into the house.

“Dislocated… and sprained… sweet…” J mumbled.

Star grabbed his finger and popped it back into place.

“Thanks…” J said.

“So… what was wrong?” Het asked.

“Let’s just say you’re getting two new siblings.” Star smiled.

“Two?” J asked.

“It’s funny what you can feel when you have control over every ounce of your body… And when I say OUNCE I mean it.” Star said.

J closed his eyes, “Oh… that’s great.” He said.

“Oh come on… It’s not like you weren’t thinking about this when you rut me… You naughty dog.” Star smirked.

“N… M... Yeah…” J sighed. “I was…”

“You… You’re…” Fluttershy mumbled.

The front door opened and Willow walked into the house, “Hello everyone.” She said.

“Hey mom.” J said.

“Hi mom!” Star waved.

Willow froze and stared at Star. “A… and you are?” She asked a little shakily.

“Oh mom… It’s me!” Star giggled, jumping up and hugging her.

“S… Star?” Willow stammered.

“Yep.” Star laughed and kissed her cheek. “How you feeling?”

“A little… woozy now…” Willow said.

“Let me help with that.” Star said, lifting Willow off her feet and walking her over to the couch. She set Willow down and froze for a second.

“Is… something wrong?” Willow asked.

“Is woozyness… Contagious?” Star asked before falling backwards and smacking her head against the floor.

J rushed over and lifted Star up. “Not… good.” He said.

“No I’m good… Just pregnant.” Star giggled quietly.

There was a muffled thump as Willow fainted onto the couch.

“Um… Is she okay?” Fluttershy asked.

“Yeah… I think she’s just surprised to hear that Star’s pregnant.” J said.

Star put her hands over J’s arms. “Well hello handsome…” She smiled.

J smiled a little. “Nice to see that you’re happy again.” He said, leaning forward a little to kiss her on the cheek.

Star pushed out of J’s arms and jumped to her feet. “Well I feel fantastic who’s up for a game of football?” She asked. She started scanning the room immediately.

Everyone in the room was instantly up and out of the house.

“Good fun ace!” Star said before tackling J to the floor.

J grunted as he hit the floor.

“Very good yes. Sports fun aint it mate?” Star asked.

“W… what?” J questioned uncertainly.

“Tag.” Star said, hitting J in the stomach before jumping up and running behind the couch.

J groaned a little, “Oh god… no…” He mumbled. “Sudden aussie…”

Star climbed onto the couch and reclined back. She grabbed Willow and started shaking her. “Stop bein such a bludger and wake up.” She said.

“She’s… out cold… you won’t be waking her up…” J said as he pushed himself up.

“Oi bitzer. Get me something to eat.” Star said, glancing at J.

“What do you want to eat?” J asked.

“I ‘unno. What do you think I should eat?” She asked.

J sighed, “Is grilled food okay?” He asked.

“Is it?” She asked.

“I’d guess it is.” He said.

“Alright I’ll give it a burl.” Star shrugged.

“Okay.” J said, “It’ll be done in about thirty minutes.” He walked into the kitchen and after a minute of rummaging he came back out with a crate filled with supplies, which he carried out onto the back porch.

Star jumped out and followed him to the porch. “You know what else sounds good right about now?” She asked.

J started turning on the grill and deep frier. “What?” J asked, now dumping bacon grease onto the grill.

“I want some… Mmm…” Star mumbled.

J looked up from the table he was, “Yeah?” He asked.

“How about some… Fish. And not just any fish I want shrimp and crab. Much much crab. And we don’t have any here so you’ll have to run to the store. And it would be a shamed if the other food burned…” She said, dumping some patties onto the grill. “So you’d better hurry!”

J smirked as he walked away, “I’ll be back soon.” He said.

Star ran up to J and tapped him on the shoulder. “Oh and J?” She said.

“Yeah?” J asked.

Star grabbed J’s neck in a chokingly tight grasp. She pulled him towards her and kissed him. “I fucking love you.” She said.

“G… great…” J choked out.

“Great!” Star smiled, releasing him and skipping back into the house.

J took in a few deep breaths before running into the house and out the front door.

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J got back and started to batter the shrimp, throwing a few crabs into a pot.

Star peeked her head out. “Hey J…” She said.

“Yeah?” J asked looking up at her.

“Throw another shrimp on the barbie.” Star smiled.

“Not even done battering them.” J said as he got back to making the food.

“Slow.” Star pouted and ducked back inside.

J threw the entire first bag onto the grill. He flipped a few of the patties, and he turned the steaks and chicken over. “Now…” He said. A bell dinged nearby and J removed a few steaks from the grill. “First batch it done!” J called, pushing a helping of shrimp on top of the steaks, following it with a crab.

Star sprinted out and tackled J to the floor before punching him in the kidney.

“What… the fuck…” J groaned.

Star jumped up and quickly put the food on a plate before running back inside.

J shakily stood up and got back to making the food, stopping every now and again to rub his side.

“HURRY THE FUCK UP WITH THE REST!” Star shouted from inside. Shortly after J heard a shotgun cocking.

J shoveled the rest of the food that was done onto a large tray and carried it inside, “Here.” He said holding the tray out for her.

Star grabbed the food and the entire plate sunk into her body. A wide smile slid onto her face and she reclined back onto the couch. “So good…” She mumbled.

J turned around and started to walk back out onto the porch.

The empty plate stuck out of Star and she pulled it out. She aimed it at J and threw it, hitting him in the other kidney.

J grunted in pain as he collapsed onto the ground.

“Where’s my ice cream?” Star asked.

J attempted to stand and had to lean against the wall for support, “C… coming up…” He said, walking into the kitchen.

“Goodie!” Star smiled. She pulled Willow against her and hugged her. “Can’t wait for you to wake up!”

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“J!” Star called.

“Oh… god… so much coming out…” J mumbled from the bathroom, followed by the sound of something colliding with water.

“It’ll pass. Just come here when you’re finished.” Star called.

“T… there’s lunch… nothings left…” J said, shortly after he walked out of the bathroom.

Star motioned J over.

J walked into the living room, “Yeah?” He asked.

Star grabbed J and pulled him into her lap. “Just stay with me for awhile.” She said, nuzzling her head against his neck.

“Okay…” J said.

“You’re cold… Let me fix that.” Star said, hugging J. Her body started to heat up slightly.

J relaxed and let out a small content sigh.

Star kissed his forehead. “So sweet… So gentle.” She sighed, rubbing a hand through his hair.e

“So beautiful.” J said, nuzzling her cheek.

“My head.” Willow said as she started to wake up.

“I wuv my wittle honey bear…” Star said, kissing J.

“I wuv my little outback hunter.” J said returning the kiss.

Star bit her lip and smiled. Shortly after J felt something poking at his ass. Her hug tightened to semi painful proportions as she held him still.

“I’m not… going anywhere… even without the hug…” J said kissing her again.

“I know you’re not.” Star smiled and shoved her dick into his ass.

J grunted, “Oh god… I was beginning to forget how big you were…” He moaned.

Willow’s eyes went wide and she got up off the couch.

“Arvo mom!” Star smiled as she started thrusting into J roughly.

“Dobryj dyen' Mom.” J moaned.

“Oh god… Dry is best…” Star grunted, forcing J to the floor and humping rapidly.

“Oh… god… Why do I even bother…” Willow sighed.

“Sweet… fuck yes…” J moaned, his knot rapidly forming.

Star’s knot formed as well and was quickly shoved into J, shooting his cum out shortly after.

J came right away, splattering the floor in his cum.

After Star finished she sighed and tore her knot out. She pushed J to the side and lied down in the puddle of J’s cum, quickly absorbing it into her body. A blissful and drunken smile formed on her face as she went limp.

“Oh… god… so good…” J mumbled.

Star looked down at her stomach and placed a hand on it. “My god… It’s full of Stars.” She said with a serious face before bursting out laughing.

“So… it is true…” Willow said quietly.

“Yeah…” J nodded slowly, before he started laughing uncontrollably.

Star jumped up and hugged Willow. “So good to see you!” She smiled.

Willow sighed, “Yes… it’s good to see you both too.” She said.

“I found out… I can do this.” Star said, taking a step back and returning to his muscular self. “What do you think?” He said.

“What… about the babies?” Willow asked.

“Oh that’s the same. Ovaries n all.” Star said patting his stomach. He shortly after returned to his female counterpart. Star poked Willow’s stomach. “Isn’t it weird being able to feel each egg move around in there?” She asked.

“I… didn’t feel that…” Willow said.

Star thought for a second. “Weird.” She stopped and looked down at her own stomach. “Yes she is your grand mother.”

J laughed, “At least I’m not the only one who could hear the eggs thinking! But I had thousands of eg-” He stopped and his head fell back to the floor.

Willow put her head in her hands, “Of course…” She sighed.

“What? You expected us to be normal?” Star joked.

J sniffled quietly.

Star kneeled down and hugged J. “Oh Joel…” She said soothingly, holding him close.

J hugged Star and a few tears rolled down his cheeks.

“D… did something happen?” Willow asked as she quickly knelt down beside J too.

Star whispered something to Willow.

“Oh… god… that’s horrible…” Willow said quietly.

“It’s going to be okay J.” Star said quietly.

“It… still hurts to think about it…” J said quietly.

“I know… But just think of the two more waiting for you in here.” Star smiled, rubbing her stomach.

J smiled, “Yeah… I can’t wait.” He said, nuzzling Star.

“I’m sorry I punched both your kidneys.” Star said.

“Ah… vomiting and pissing blood isn’t that bad.” J said with a small chuckle.

“Mood swings are quite fun aren’t they?” Willow smiled.

Star responded by licking her face.

“I’ll take that as a yes.” Willow giggled, hugging them both.

“Hey mom…” Star whispered.

“Yes sweetie?” Willow asked.

“How about something to eat?” Star asked, looking at J with a growing smile.

“Still got a lot left. And I need to eat too.” J shrugged. “So I’ll cook.”

“That’d be great.” Willow smiled.

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J walked back into the house carrying a massive platter of food. “Food’s do-” J paused when he saw exercise equipment around the living room. Star was doing pull ups and sweating profusely. “Hey… Joel.” She said, now looking a little more muscular all around.

“Okay… food’s done.” J said as he set the platter down on the coffee table.

Star scooped up some of the food and ate it. Immediately turning to J and putting him in a choke hold. “You’re so god damn sweet you know that?” She said.

“Air… please…” J choked out.

“Gotcha buddy.” Star said, kissing him.

J’s eyes closed and he disregarded the choke hold for a few moments as he fell into the kiss.

Star breathed some air into J’s lungs before looking back at Willow. “How’s the food mom?” She asked.

“Great!” Willow said.

“Good.” Star said, dropping J to the floor and taking a seat next to her.

J took in a few deep breaths before pushing himself up. “Anything else?” He asked.

“Ice cream?” Star suggested, looking at Willow.

“That sounds great.” Willow smiled.

“You heard her, chop chop.” Star said giving a couple claps.

J rolled his eyes and walked into the kitchen.

Star nuzzled herself against Willow. “He’s such a great brother.” She sighed.

Willow chuckled, “And I can see that that’s not all you think about him.” She said, hugging Star.

“Not that I haven’t noticed you looking at him too.” Star said, her smile growing.

“He is my son. Of course I want to make sure he’s okay.” Willow said, “Just like I want to make sure you’re okay.”

“Yep… That’s totally what I meant.” Star joked.

“Yes and I’m sure you wou- Oh wait it’s already happened in this family.” Willow said.

“Well I’m not keeping him to myself don’t worry.” Star giggled.

“Well… if you haven’t noticed he’s forcing himself to remain by your side constantly.” Willow said, “Otherwise I’m sure he would have reacted differently to being punched.”

“Okay you don’t have to keep reminding me… I feel bad about hitting him.” Star said quietly, tears starting to fall down her face.

“I did worse to YOUR father when I was pregnant.” Willow said comfortingly, “You don’t have to worry about it at all.”

Star hugged her and smiled. “Thanks mom…” She said. Her head snapped to the kitchen. “EXTRA CHOCOLATE!” Star screamed.

“COMING RIGHT UP!” J shouted back.

“If you don’t mind telling me… how exactly did you get pregnant?” Willow asked.

“Well you see… When a man and a woman love each other really much…” Star started.

“Fine.” Willow shrugged.

“It was right after he had sex with Sarah and Serena. He went apeshit and fucked me dry.” Star said.

“Anything… strange about it… other then J going apeshit?” Willow asked.

“Well it did feel a bit different. Compared to the other times at least.” Star shrugged. “And smelled a bit odd.”

Willow froze for a moment, “Well… it’s good no one else… was taken… that would have been really… really bad.” She said.

“Why is that?” Star asked.

“Rut’s are incredibly… good and bad… Had anyone else got any of his cum in them… you wouldn’t be the only one he got pregnant.” Willow said.

“If he got Sarah and Serena… I…” Star mumbled. Her grip on Willow becoming painfully tight.

“Look… the good part is… out of everyone… in that room… you were the most connected to him… so you were his only choice…” Willow grunted, “No one… else would have had to worry… as long as you had… remained in that room…”

“So… My kids… Aren’t good enough?” Star said quietly, her grip getting even tighter.

“It’s… the fact… that he’s… 100%... in love with you… not… ratings on… good enough… anyone… would have been… good enough to have… been knocked up… but from what… I’ve… gathered… he wanted… YOU…” Willow choked out.

“Oh.” Star said. Her grip instantly loosening and returning to a gentle hug as she nuzzled against her again. “That’s nice.” She smiled.

Willow took in a few deep breaths, “You’re… really strong…” She said. “Painfully so…”

“You are too. You did raise us after a-” Star paused and stayed silent.

Willow looked down at the ground and kept silent, tears forming in her eyes.

Star started crying silently and pressed her face into Willow. “I love you so much mom…” She said.

Willow hugged Star tightly, “I love you too Star…” She said through tears.

“I got th-” J stopped when he saw them both crying, he rushed over, “What’s wrong?” He asked, quickly pulling them both into a hug.

“I… I just… Love you two… So much…” Star sobbed.

“I… love you… both so much…” Willow choked out.

J kissed the top of Star’s head, “I love you both too.” He said softly. “There’s no reason to cry… we’re all here as a family… why not just enjoy that? Oh and enjoy the ice cream…”

Star sniffled and nodded.

Willow nodded too.

“Good… now let me scoop it out for you two.” J smiled as he let go of them.

Willow and Star grabbed the tubs of ice cream from the table and started eating.

“Or… not.” J said.

“Mint… So good…” Star said with her mouth full, scooping it out with her hand.

J grabbed the bottles of chocolate syrup and dropped them onto the couch, “You two enjoy… I’m feeling another system purge coming up…” He said as he stood up and rushed into the bathroom.

Star grabbed the bottle and shot some into Willow’s mouth, giggling loudly.

Willow giggled and grabbed the other bottle, shooting some out onto Star.

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J wiped his mouth off and walked back out into the living room seeing ice cream and chocolate syrup covering Willow and Star. “You two had fun.” He said with a small smile.

“Mmhm.” Star mumbled, licking some off Willow’s foot.

Willow giggled a little bit.

“So… need anything else?” J asked, taking a few steps towards them. He stumbled on the last one but managed to catch his balance.

“More chocolate.” Star said.

“Sure. I’ll go check to see if there is anymore.” J said as he walked into the kitchen.

The front door opened, “Aunt S-” Ethan froze when he saw Willow and Star.

“Hi.” Star waved. “Why don’t you gimme a lick?”

Ethan immediately slumped to the floor.

“Ethan are y-” Emile stopped when she saw Star and Willow, “Oh.”

“Hi.” Star waved again, splattering some syrup on Willow’s face. “Oops… Let me get that.” She said, climbing onto Willow and licking her face immediately.

Willow giggled and licked some syrup off of Star’s face.

Star turned her head and smiled. “Emile catch!” She said, lobbing some ice cream and smacking Emile in the face with it.

Emile wiped the ice cream from her face and her eyes narrowed as she stared at Star, “It’s on…” She said.

Star stood up and widened her stance. “Come at me!” She challenged.

Emile charged Star and tackled her to the ground.

Star wrapped her arms around Emile and started rolling around, soaking her in chocolate syrup and giggling.

Emile giggled too.

“Okay g-” J stopped and when he saw the two his dick instantly shot out. “O… okay…” He mumbled.

Star slowly and teasing licked some of Emile’s face, staring up at J.

J stared down at them intently.

“Hey Emile… You thinking what I’m thinking?” Star whispered.

“Oh yeah.” Emile said, kissing Star and pushing her tongue into Star’s mouth.

Star grabbed the back of Emile’s head and moaned softly into her mouth. There was a small flash as Star’s magic teleported Emile’s clothes off.

J quickly removed the caps from the bottles he was carrying and dumped the contents over Emile and Star, before scooping some off and coating his dick in it.

Star sat up, putting J’s dick between her and Emile as she started licking it off.

Emile helped lick J’s dick clean.

“Oh… god…” J moaned. “Ha… n… now would be a great time to mention… that it isn’t one hundred percent chocolate syrup…”

“I know… It tasted too… Salty.” Star said soothingly before licking J’s balls.

Willow gagged a little before teleporting out of the house.

“A… Little bit of an… Overreaction. It’s not THAT bad.” Star shrugged.

“Oh come on… you love that taste…” J smiled, “Just like I love your taste.”

Emile took J’s dick into her mouth.

J grunted and he started panting quietly.

Star started running her tongue down Emile’s body, stopping at her pussy and sticking her tongue into it.

Emile moaned on J’s dick before taking it up to the hilt.

Star let out a small moan as her dick started to form. It came out soaked in syrup as she started to slowly jerk it off, the slick sounds of the syrup slurping in between her fingers.

J’s dick twitched without warning and he came down Emile’s throat.

Star moaned a little louder into Emile’s pussy as her strokes increased.

Emile moaned loudly as J pulled his dick out of her mouth. “Who’s first?” He asked, stroking his cock a bit as he stepped back.

“Me!” Emile said quickly.

Star panted, seeming busy stroking himself off.

“I got a great idea…” J said as he slowly straddled Star. “Emile…” He motioned to his cock.

Emile got up and got over J’s lap, pressing his tip to her entrance.

J started sliding Star’s dick into his ass, “Oh… fuck yeah…” He moaned.

“Oh god… Chocolate syrup… Best lube…” Star moaned.

Emile forced J down to Star’s hilt as she hilted herself.

J yelped and started panting.

“Oh… god… so big…” Emile moaned.

“F...Fah…” Star panted. She grabbed J’s hips and started thrusting out and into him.

The movement transferred up to Emile who was being bounced on J’s dick.

Emile moaned loudly and started to move her hips in time with the bouncing.

“I think… We’re going… To have to talk… With mom… A little later…” Star moaned, pounding her hips up harder.

“Y… yeah.. got that…” J moaned.

Star bit her lip and spanked J roughly before speeding up her thrusts.

Emile screamed and she tightened around J.

J yelped and started moaning louder.

“Too… Tight…” Star groaned and accidentally pushed his knot into J, freezing in place. “Oh god…”

“Fuck!” J shouted. His ass tightened even more around Star.

Emile gave a few more bounces before forcing J’s knot into her pussy. “Oh… god yes…” She moaned.

J panted heavily, “So… fu…” He trailed off as he came.

Emile screamed again and her entire body spasmed.

Star’s grip on J’s hips tightened and her dick twitched violently before releasing her cum into him.

“Oh… god… so hot…” J moaned.

“So… much…” Emile moaned.

Star shivered slightly before pulling J back to lie against him, pulling Emile on top of J.

Emile nuzzled J’s chest, “So… full…” She mumbled.

“Y… yeah…” J mumbled.

“Love you two…” Star sighed.

“Y… yeah… love you both too…” Emile nodded.

“Love… you both too…” J said.

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Star knocked on the door. “You think she’s home?” She asked.

“I don’t know.” J shrugged.

Star turned the handle and noticed it was locked. “Well don’t just stand there… Blink in and open it.” She said.

J rolled his eyes and blinked past the door.

“Well?” Star said, knocking on the door again.

There was a small commotion on the inside followed by the door unlocking.

Star pulled the door open. “What was that about?” She asked.

“Nothing...” J said.

Willow looked at the two of them from the living room sofa.

Star waved. “Hi mom.” She said.

“Hello you two.” Willow said.

“I just want to let you know… I had no part in what J did with that syrup.” Star said quickly, pointing her finger at J accusingly.

“Sure… throw ME under the bus…” J said.

“That was an… u- a big surprise…” Willow said.

“Oh come on… You paid for the bus, got on it and drove it into a ravine.” Star said.

“What the hell are you talking about?” J questioned.

“Nothing. Nothing at all.” Star shrugged.

“Mmhm. Sure.” J said.

Star got into a fighting stance. “You wanna tussle?” She snapped.

J crossed his arms, “No. I don’t.” He said.

“Good… Glad you don’t.” Star said.

“Oh why?” J asked.

“Because pain…” Star said, gripping her stomach and falling to a knee.

J rushed over to her and knelt down beside her, “Do you want to go to the hospital?” He asked quickly.

“No… I’m good…” Star groaned.

“What’s causing the pain?” J asked.

“What do you think dumbass?” Star snapped angrily.

“I’m not the one who’s pregnant!” J said defensively, “I just want to help!”

“Fantastic fucking job.” Star said, standing up and stumbling to the couch to sit down.

“If you don’t want me to even try to help anymore then just tell me.” J said.

“Are you trying to tell me something?” Star asked.

“No, you just really seem to despise my help sometimes.” J said.

“Because I’m pregnant and I hate the world right now. But out of everything in it I hate you the least.” Star said quietly.

J remained silent as he walked over and sat down beside Star. He wrapped his arms around her and pulled her against his chest.

Star sniffled and nuzzled herself against him.

“I love you so much Star.” J said. “And nothing is ever going to change that.”

“You make life worth living… I couldn’t imagine it without you.” Star said, tears falling into J’s chest.

J kissed the top of Star’s head.

“Do… either of you need anything?” Willow asked quietly.

“Hugs…” Star sobbed, wrapping her arms around the two of them and hugging them extremely tightly.

J hugged Star tightly.

Willow nuzzled Star as she hugged her.

There was a knock on the door. “J?” Pinkie called.

“Kinda… trapped right now…” J said.

Star’s face went blank. “You fool…” She mumbled, quickly letting J go and backing away a bit.

“J?” Pinkie called, knocking a little louder.

J got up and quickly rushed over to the door. J looked at Star who was shaking her head violently.

“JOEL! LET ME IN RIGHT NOW!” Pinkamena screamed.

J reluctantly and shakily opened the door a little. “Y… y-” J was cut off as the door was kicked open, being sent to the floor.

“Fuck…” J groaned quietly.

Pinkamena walked over and pressed her knee to J’s chest, holding him to the floor before grabbing his balls painfully tight. “You have five seconds to tell me why you should keep your balls.” She said angrily.

“S… Star…” J said.

Star stood up.

“I dont give a damn if you’re pregnant if you stop me I’ll crack you over a pan and cook me eggs for dinner.” Pinkamena growled. Star quickly sat back down.

Willow stood up. “Hurt either of my sons and I’ll make you regret it in ways you never thought possible.” She said.

“What’s wrong…” Star asked.

“What the FUCK did you do to my kids?” Pinkamena asked angrily, staring down at J.

“What are you talking about?” J grunted.

“Whatever you did the other day they are scared shitless and won’t leave the basement.” Pinkamena said. “Sarah… and SERENA. Are scared. What. The. Fuck. DID YOU DO!”

“After… I fucking drank that bottle… it’s all… a haze…” J said, “I don’t… know what… I did…”

Pinkamena’s grip on his balls tightened. “Well you’re going to fix it or I’m going to take these… And you’ll never see them again.” She said calmly before standing up and walking out.

“How am I… supposed to fix… something I don’t even remember doing?” J said with a pained groan.

“Well you sorta went uh… Feral. And Sarah and Serena kinda watched you uh… Hurt me. And they were scared for their safety and mine. You didn’t hurt me too bad… Don’t worry.” Star said.

“Oh god…” J said putting his hands on his face, “Oh god…” He repeated, shaking his head back and forth.

“It’s fine J really… I think you just… Okay it’s going to be hard…” Star sighed.

J mumbled something into his hands before a small amount of insane laughter was heard.

“J?” Star said uncertainly.

“Death is preferable to either option before me now.” J said quietly.

“She’s not actually going to take your balls… She’s just caring for her children. I know you’d do the same.” Star said.

“Oh great! Death is preferable to the ONLY option before me!” J said.

“Will you stop that.” Star said, standing up and walking towards J. “You’re really b- Oh god…” She groaned, falling to her knees and clenching her stomach again. She fell to her side on the floor.

J pushed himself up and crawled over to Star, “We’re going to the hospital.” He said.

“Can’t… Breathe… That sounds very… Good…” Star grunted.

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“She’ll be fine. Just early pains.” Cross said.

“E… Early?” Star said.

“Well it’s going to get a lot worse.” Cross shrugged.

Star’s stare turned slowly to J.

J sighed, “Yes… blame it all on me… it was my fault.” He said.

“How about I stay here… And you go fix what you broke in the basement.” Star said calmly.

“Sure. Might as well make up now...” J said as he stood up and walked to the door.

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J took a deep breath in and knocked on the basement door.

There were footsteps coming up the stairs. The door clicked open slightly. “Who’s th-” Sarah froze, staring wide eyed at J before slamming the door shut and locking it.

“I just want to talk to you both.” J said with a quiet sigh.

There was no answer.

“Of course…” J sighed as he sat down beside the door. “The world’s biggest fuck up can’t fix a damn thing anymore.”

There was a long pause. “You’re not a fuck up…” Sarah said quietly.

“Well at least someone thinks I’m not.” J said. He laughed a little, “I can understand why you're both scared of me. Though I had to be told what I did to cause it...” He sighed, “So much for the promise I made… guess now that my life’s crashing down I can’t manage to remember anything that’s important…”

The door slowly creaked open. “Y… You can come in.” Sarah said.

J shook his head, “I’m not invading your sanctum.” He said.

“Please?” Sarah said.

J remained quiet for a moment, “Okay.” He said, slowly standing up.

Sarah walked down the steps, waiting at the bottom for him.

J slowly walked down the stairs.

Sarah walked over to the large bed in the corner where Serena was sleeping. She walked over and started shaking her. “Serena… Wake up.” Sarah said.

J sat down in the opposite corner.

Serena yawned and looked at Sarah. “Oh… Morning? What’s g-” She froze when she saw J. “OSCAR ATTACK!”

Oscar crawled out from the corner of the room and walked up to J, staring at him for a moment. He looked back at Serena, then J, then Serena in a confused manner.

“Don’t just stand there DO SOMETHING!” Serena said.

Oscar turned and started walking upstairs.

“Don’t run away you coward!” Serena shouted.

J laughed quietly before looking down at the ground.

“I asked him to come down. Just let him talk…” Sarah said quietly. She motioned J to come and sit on the bed.

J looked up at them and slowly stood up.

Serena’s expression changed to concern when she noticed the tears in his eyes. “Why… Are you crying?” She asked.

“Oh… It’s our fault isn’t it…” Sarah said quietly.

“No… it’s mine.” J said as he walked up to the bed. He wiped the tears away.

After he sat down, Sarah and Serena quickly moved to either side of him and grabbed his hands. “What’s wrong?” They both asked.

“I… just don’t know…” J started quietly. He shook his head, “When he’s finally going to swoop in… and it’s killing me…”

“Well… If it makes you feel any better. We’ll probably all die together so…” Serena smiled.

Sarah hit her in the shoulder. “Not helping…” She whispered.

“Ha… death wouldn’t be something he’d let come to me…” J said.

“He’ll have to get through us first.” Serena said.

“Yeah… He doesn’t sound so tough!” Sarah smiled.

“You did hear about the pictures he had of everyone right?” J asked.

“If his strongest weapon is photography then I think we stand a pretty good chance.” Sarah joked.

J laughed a little, “If only you knew what he’s done to people who he was friendly with.” He said.

“We’ll be fine.” Sarah said.

“You two want to know something?” J asked.

“Sure.” Serena said.

“Personally… I’d rather you two torture me then… let him use me as his plaything.” J said.

“Yeah… You’re the best plaything.” Sarah giggled, pushing J playfully.

J chuckled a little. He closed his eyes and appeared to be thinking.

“What?” Serena asked.

“I’m a little curious as to what you two learned about me from my computer.” J said. “Other then my porn viewing habits.”

Sarah and Serena stayed silent.

“Come on. I don’t mind that you looked through my computer.” J said with a smile.

“There are some things… We could show daddy. I think you know what we mean.” Sarah said, her smile growing.

“Yeah… I can figure.” J said.

“And um… I can think of a few things that would… That might prevent that from happening.” Serena smiled.

J raised an eyebrow. “Such as…” He said.

“Well…” Sarah mumbled.

“Stuff.” Serena said.

“Other than the hard drive being smashed to tiny pieces?” J asked.

Serena just stared at J for a moment. “You’re not understanding…” She said.

“No, no go on.” J said.

Serena slid her hand into J’s pants. “Stuff…” She emphasized.

“Okay.” J said.

“You don’t seem happy… We’re not good enough?” Sarah asked disappointedly.

“I never said you two weren’t good enough.” J said, “I was just caught a little off guard.”

“So you’re not mad at us?” Serena and Sarah asked.

J squeezed both their hands a little, “Of course not. I can’t get mad at you two.” He smiled.

The two of them smiled and hugged him, falling back onto the bed and nuzzling close to him.

“I love you both so much.” He said.

“We know.” The two of them said.

He smiled a little more, “I just wanted to say it again.” He said.

“So…” Sarah mumbled.

“Yeah?” J asked.

“You got anymore of… That stuff?” Serena smiled widely.

“How about we avoid that stuff…” J said.

“What would happen if we drank it?” Sarah asked. She and Serena stared at each other excitedly.

J sighed. “Yeah… how about no to anyone taking it… there isn’t anymore left in the house… or anywhere nearby.” He said.

“Make more!” Sarah begged, climbing on top of him.

“I bought that bottle a few years back… I don’t know how to make it.” J said.

“I don’t believe you.” Serena said.

“Take off his pants…” Sarah said.

“I’m telling the truth! I didn’t make that bottle!” J said.

Serena and Sarah’s horn sparked up and all their clothes were teleported off. “What a shame…” Serena said.

“Oh god…” He said quietly.