This story is awful. I know. I hate it. But I hate censorship more, so I'm not deleting it. You have been warned.
You, yes you, are one of the nation's most prolific serial rapists. At least until you are tried and convicted. You sit on the electric chair, prepared for the end, but then, at the last second, you are teleported to a magical land full of pastel ponies.
Equestria.
So, of course, you immediately go around town and have your way with the ponies. One after the other. After all, raping is pretty much all you're good at.
But there is one very important thing you did not consider.
What if Celestia found out?
Provides some backstory to this chapter of The Doctor Screws up Equestria, but should make sense on its own.
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A day in the life of you [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 17th, 2014
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Celestia, a nerdy unicorn, and Luna, a sporty pegasus, meet and sparks fly. Their friendship leads to the end of the world as they know it.
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Derpy steps on a butterfly. This unleashes the most terrible evil the Doctor has faced and turns her into a sarcastic British theoretical physics professor.
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You, a convicted serial rapist, are saved from the electric chair at the last minute by being teleported to Equestria. Sexytimes ensue.
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Celestia makes a horrible mistake. She likes horrible mistakes.
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Obama goes to Equestria and immediately plots to overthrow Celestia. This spawns a 10 story multiverse.
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Shining Wings, a griffon, goes to Equestria to investigate a mysterious massacre. The only clue is a cryptic warning left by the last investigators: "Lavender Alicorn"
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Maud Pie leads a geologic expedition to the lands outside of Equestria, which turns out to be a barren apocalyptic wasteland. But does she have an ulterior motive for this quest?