OCCASIONALLY, WHEN RELAXING BETWEEN MONSTER TRUCK RALLIES AND ROCKET LAUNCHES, TWILIGHT "SCREW IT" SPARKLE RELAXES WITH A BOOK BY THE WARM FIRELIGHT OF OTHER LESSER BOOKS. LITERALLY, A BOOK, AS ONLY HER OWN AUTOBIOGRAPHY CAN SURVIVE THE SCRUTINY OF A GOD AMONG GODS-WHO-SUBSEQUENTLY-BECOME-MEWLING-WHELPS-BEFORE-HER-EYE-SEARING-GLORY.
THIS IS HER STORY.
AS IF YOU'D READ ANY OTHER.
(DUE TO A SURPRISINGLY APPROPRIATE WORDCLOUD, COVER ART NOW EXISTS. YOU MAY REJOICE.)
AFTER READING EVERY BOOK IN EXISTENCE, TWILIGHT "OH YEAH" SPARKLE REALIZES LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR WEAKLINGS
Rainbow Dash has a slice of cake. This lifts the veil of illusion from her eyes.