Are you really that stupid? No seriously, are you really that... I just told you that… Ugh, whatever. You know what I’m done here, I tried to convince you but you just won't listen...  just… sit here all you want pressing your stupid button you monkey… just get the gallon of milk when you’re done alright?

Just go buy the stupid milk

Or

Press it again

Four.6

… Had your fun yet…?

Seriously go buy the milk...

Or

Press it Again

Five

Telling your comrades to get off the ship, you make a dash for the control sphere. Wrapping your hands around it you use your psionic energy to control the entire ship and launch it into space, not only does it explode and kill you instantly. But your sacrifice didn’t go in vain, because not only did you stop the Ethereal threat you even saved the Earth and actually managed to divert this entire story… Now if you could so kindly please wake up.

Wake up

Or

Oh you thought you were going to have a choice. Well I'm so deeply sorry, but you're dead at the moment. I'm afraid the only choice you have right now is the top one... now please stop horsing around and click the top button so we can officially get this under way.