Really!?

You’re really going to do this? You’re seriously just going to sit here and push buttons all day? Do you know how much time and effort I put into this story?! All the finger cramps and tears I placed into it?! Literally it took days!

You do know that there’s no way in Hell that just sitting here pushing an on and off switch is going to progress the story, right? Please tell me how do you find this entertaining? How do you find pushing a button entertaining?

Readers came here to read about a human in Equestria, not a human trying to turn on a computer that’s not even plugged in! If I would’ve said, “You push the on switch, only to find out that the computer wouldn’t even turn on. Wondering why you pull the tower out only to find that it wasn’t even plugged in.” Would you still be here right now pressing this button…? Probably… but I digress.

Hear me out reader; you aren’t going to get anywhere by just sitting here pushing a button. Now please if you could, lets progress the story, now if you could click the top link and let us continue on with the tale.

Obey the Narrator

Or

Press it again