A sudden jostling woke me up. I had been up most of the night, eating as much of the sugary goodness known as candy and had passed out. I look around to see that I'm in a blue blanket, being carried off somewhere by Big Mac, Storm, Squishy and some fourth pony. He's an earth pony that's all white with long black hair. Each of them carry a corner of the blanket in their mouths as they mumble to each other.

"Bwucking Iwdiout! Ya almerst drwopped im!" Says the earth pony.

"Iw think he's awake." Says Squishy.

Whats going on?" I ask as I look between the four of them.

"Thwen jus knock im out." The earth pony says.

"Wait.."

THWACK

When I re-awake, I find myself in the blue blanket again. I look straight up to see that I'm outside now, and moving.

"Whats going on?" I asks as I rub my head. Why do I have such a fucking bad head ache?

"E's awake! Hurry!" Storm mumbles, making everyone pick up the pace. Before I could say anything the blanket suddenly goes up and I fall into a carriage. As I get up I feel the carriage rock from side to side and something slams shut.

"What the fuck is going on?" I ask as I look around. Storm, Big Mac and I are inside a well padded carriage with some pony text going along the top. Two mares in seductive clothes are pulling us forward as Squishy and Cheesus sit on top. "Where are we going?"

"Were going to your bachelor party..."

"Cheesus! That was suppose to be a secret!" Squishy says as he slaps Cheesus on the shoulder.

"Oh... oh..........oh..................... FUCK THAT!" I yell as I punch Storm across the face and try to break out, only to get Big Mac to tackle me and hold me down. "FUCK YOU! NO PARTIES! LET ME GO!" I yell as I try to break out of Big Macs grip.

"How long till we get to Coalton!?" Storm asks as he jumps on top of us, trying to help hold me down.

"Shouldn't be more the an hour..."

"I'll pay double if you can do it faster!" The carriage suddenly lurches forward as the mares pulling begin to run as fast as possible.

"I'LL PAY YOU...."

THWACK

When I re-awake, again, I find myself in a small room. There are two light blue benches facing each other with a window to my left and a door to my right. Big Mac and Storm are sitting on the other bench, glaring at me. Storm has a small cloth with what I'm assuming is ice held against his jaw.

"Why do you keep knocking me out?" I ask as I sit up.

"Why did you hit me!" Storm yells as I look out the window. The area outside seems.... dry. I can see some plant life, but everything seems to be so brittle. The area is mostly flat, having hills far in the distance. There's no grass, just bare ground.

"Where are we?"

"We're on our way to Pomexico."

"Where?"

"Its the southern territory of Equestria. We're going to Almendra to have fun and stuff. No party stuff, so calm down." I take a few deep breathes as I sit back and try to relax. OK... just gotta stay calm... and not drink. That seems to always end badly.

"Ok... so... what exactly are we going to be doing ther...."

"WOO! PARTY!" Yells some guy as he runs down the hall....

"FUCKING LIAR!" I yell as I jump up and swing the door open.....

SLAM

"WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE HERE!" I yell as I hold my back against the door, breathing heavily. Just outside the door was a crowd of ponies wearing party hats and throwing streamers all around.

"Dude... its a party train."

"Eeyup."

"Then why were we in a carriage earlier?"

"This train only stops in Roam, so we took a carriage there. Now are you going to keep freaking out or you going to do a shot with us?" Storm says as he pulls out a bottle with clear liquid in it.

"I don't know man... alcohol and me don't seem to mix very well." I say cautiously as I take my seat.

"Just one? Come on, this is both mine and yours bachelor party, becuase the one Spike did doesn't count." He says as he hands me a shot glass and pours some of the liquid inside.

"Well... it is a special occasion... alright. One shot, but that's it!" I say as I lift the glass up.

"One. Shot." Storm says as he pours himself and Big Mac shots and raise their glasses.

"Ad nostrum futura!" I say before we all down the shots...... "Storm?"

"Yeah buddy?"

"Did you have this enchanted?"

"Hehe...."

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I watch from Miles's living room as the four of them carry him away. I didn't think that sugar comas were real... way to go Miles.

"You ready to go?" Regina asks from behind.

"Yeah, lets get going." I say as I follow her out the front door. "Where are we going again?"

"Hamsterdam." Regina says with an evil smile.

"Right... nothing bad is going to happen there... right? Regina?" She ignores me and continues to walk towards her blimp... well... I don't know what I just got myself into. But there's no turning back now. Have fun Miles.

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"UHG..... wha.... ah my head" I say as I pick myself up..... only to grab a hold of the area around me as tightly as possible. I'm laying on top of a large slab of metal that's standing in some river. The water is about thirty meters down, being higher on one end then the other. The slab I'm on is about two meters thick so I try to move more inward, but stop when I bump into Storm.

"Huh... wha... Miles? Come on.... its too early." He says as he rolls over and goes back to sleep. I look over to him then do a double take.

"Storm, what are you wearing?" I ask, getting him to sigh and look himself over.

"It would seem to be a poncho and some rope... now can I get some..."

"What the fuck!" I yell as I look down to see that I'm wearing one as well. It goes down in a V and has stripes of different colors. Red, blue, green, white, all going horizontally. Along the edge of the poncho are strips of white that are tied off together. As I look it over some more I feel something behind me. I reach back and pull a large light tan hat that seems to be weaved together with some kind of stiff plant. "What happened?" I ask as I look around.

"*sigh* what arOH MY GOD!" Storm yells as he rolls over again and falls off the edge. He quickly flies back up and lands beside me, completely awake now. "Where are we?! Whats going on!? Why was there a rope around me? Where did you get the sombrero?"

"I don't know... all I remember was getting on the train.... the party... then.... YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" I yell as I tackle him. "WHY DID YOU DRUG ME!"

"It was Luna's idea!" He says as he hides behind his forelegs. I think about it for a second before I roll to the side.

"OK... so... lets take in our surroundings and try to get back home."

"OK." I sit up and look around. There's a river going from the left to right. In front of us and behind us are thick forests... I think. The plant life seems to be brighter then that of the Everfree. A dirt road cuts through the forest, leading to the metal slabs and continuing on the other side. On the side in front of me is a small wooden shack to the right of the road. It was painted light tan, but the paint seems to be fading away.

"Well... judging by the sun, its noon. Lets just go to that shack and see if there's somepony inside." Storm says as he gets up and starts to walk towards the shack.

"Uh... where's Big Mac?" I ask as I follow after him. We both pause and look around. "You don't think he fell..."

"He's probably in that shack." Storm says as he quickens his pace to it. We make it to the door of the shack and try to open it, only to find it locked. I step back to kick it open but stop when someone opens the door.

"¿Te puedo ayudar?" Asks some old donkey. He's light tan with no hair and seems to shake from just standing. I glance over to Storm before he steps forward to talk to him.

"Uh... yeah.... hola. Do you speak english by chance?"

"Que?" He says as he lifts an ear to Storm.

"WE NEED TO GET BACK TO EQUESTRIA!" Storm yells into his ear.

"¿Equestria? Usted esta en Equestria. Plana del Canon." He says as he motions to the metal slabs. "Me ocupo de las puertas. Ha sido durante cincuenta años." Ok this is getting us nowhere.

"Have you seen our friend?" I ask, getting him to tilt his head. "Our friend. Big Mac. Red with orange hair? Apple half for a mark. Do you know where he is?"

"Hmm ... ¿qué estás tratando de decir?" He says as he looks between the two of us. I try to think of something when an idea hits me. I kneel beside him and start to draw on the floor. As I move my finger along on the floor, Storm and the other guy walk up beside me and watch me draw.

"Whoa... I didn't know you could draw." Storm says as I finish my sketch of Big Mac and point to it.

"Where?" He looks to it and thinks about it before he shakes his head.

"Yo no se." Well... I heard a no in there. I wipe the drawing away and start making another one. It's a quick sketch of the area of Ponyville, the Canterlot mountains and the Everfree.

"Where?" I ask as I point to it. "Ponville. Canterlot. Where?" He looks down before he motions for us to wait. He walks inside his shack as he tries to find something, throwing things on the ground as he goes from stop to stop. He finally comes out and rolls out a map.

He points the the bottom most red dot and then motions around us. He then points to another red dot and taps it a few times.

"Ponyville esta aqui."

"How did we get from here to here?" Storm asks as he looks at the map intently.

"Are these all of the cities of Equestria?" I ask as I look over the map.

"All the major one at least. There are plenty of towns and villages throughout all of Equestria that aren't on here."

"Whats with the blue dots?"

"Those are cloud cities. Well, now that we know which direction we need to go, lets get moving."

"Right, hopefully we can find Big Mac on the way back." I say as I stand up. "Thank you."

"De nada extranjero." The old donkey says before he starts to walk towards the metal slabs.

"He didn't seem to mind that I'm human." I say as we turn down the path and start to walk through the forest.

"He was probably too old to care. Lets just get through the jungle and find Big Mac." Storm says as the sun is suddenly blocked out by the foliage of the... jungle. The path continues to wind through the forest, slowly getting narrower and narrower. It finally comes to a point where I have to lead Storm due to all of the foliage blocking his view. I can feel myself start to build up a nice layer of sweat as we move along, made worse due to the high humidity.

"Damn.... why is it so hot here?" I ask after an hour of walking through the dense jungle.

"Becuase you kept the poncho on." Storm says as he hops into the air and flies along with me.

"Oh... I should take it..."

SPLASH

I suddenly walk out into a large dirt road as a carriage charges through a large puddle, covering me in the muddy water.

"¡Cuidado! ¡Pendejo!" Yells the donkey driving the carriage as he runs down the road.

"... what the fuck." I say as I try to wipe the mud off. Storm chuckles a bit before taking to the air. He looks around a bit before he flies back down to me.

"Alright, there's a town down the road, no more then a mile from here. Lets get going." He says as he flies off down the road. I walk after him, trying my best to get the grime off of me... at least the water cooled me off... well, before it evaporated at least.

As I enter the town... the residence notice me almost immediately. Most of them run to their shacks and slam the doors shut, peering out from their windows and mail slots. Others run into the jungle, shouting things that I can't understand. In a matter of seconds the small town was devoid of anyone. Just me, Storm.... and a rolling piece of dead plant life. The town is separated by the road I'm on. Each side looks fairly similar to the other, shacks built against shacks with shacks on top of them. Behind each layering of shacks is a large four story building. Each of the buildings have two towers with large bells inside the top of them. The side to my right has a lot of blue through out it. It's smeared on the walls, painted on almost everything and blue flags hand everywhere. The same could be said for the other side, only being red instead of blue.

"Wow... I've never seen a town clear up that fast." Storm says as he lands beside me.

"I know I'm different... but that was a little extreme." I say as I continue to walk through the desolate town. "Whats with the coloring?"

"I don't know.... but it's freaking me out." We stop in the center of town and look around. Out of every building, roof top, and alley way donkeys appear. Each side wearing some kind of clothing with coloring to their prospective sides. They all seem to be armed, some with actual weapons like swords, axes, and knives; while others just seem to have anything that could possibly be harmful, rocks, pipes, I think I see some girl with a rake.

"You lost amigo? Don't you know this place es peligroso? That means dangerous for you gringos." Says a donkey as he walks out from the left. He's been painted all red and has his hair hanging over his face. He carries a set of twin daggers on his hips and seems.... drunk. He can't stand still and seems to be nodding out.

"Potro, youz gotz ta be lost Potro. Este tipo, Potro." Says a donkey from the right. He's painted all blue and has his hair slicked back. He doesn't seem to have a weapon on him, but he's almost the same size as Big Mac. "Lizen here cuz. You come here, in my turf, youz gon be cut up so bad... that...that youz gon wish you weren't cut up so bad homes!"

"Uh... what?" I say as I look from side to side. I'm not entirely sure what they're talking about... did we do something wrong?

"Well esse? Whats it gon be?" Says the red one.

"Rojo or Azul potro?" Says the blue one.

"Neither."

"Que que?" Says the red one.

"You can't say neither potro! Thats... potro just pick a side potro!" Says the blue one.

"In the great and powerful words of Big Mac, Nnope." I say as I cross my arms and wait for whatever goings to happen to happen. Storm nods along and sits beside me. The two groups begin to whisper to one another as the two leaders look to one another.

"Fine! Es bien. If you enter either side of our turf, then you join that side, comprende?" The red one says before he turns around and heads back into the large red building.

"Potro... just... potro." The blue one says before he turns and heads into the blue building. Both sides disappear into the buildings, leaving a few out to watch the two of us.

"Well... that was strange." Storm says. "What do we do know?"

"Well... it seems that we'll join a gang if we move to either side..."

"True, but the blue one did threaten us."

"Yeah but so did the red one. He was just more discrete about it." I say as another donkey approaches the two of us. He seems fairly young, with short black hair and dull blue eyes.

"Uh... pardon. But... why are you two here?" He asks nervously.

"We're looking for our friend. He's a large red earth pony with orange hair and a mark of half an apple. Have you seen him?"

"No, lo siento. Pero... could you help me?"

"Maybe, what do you need?"

"Well... I can't ask you here. But I know a place where they won't be listening. Meet me at the cantina down the road in an hour. The pass word to enter the demostración del burro es morado. I have to go, see you there." He says quietly before running to one of the buildings.

"Well... should we go?" Storm asks.

"Hmm... they could know something about Big Mac's where about's and just not be telling us... I say lets go." I say as I walk down the center of the road.

"What if its a trap to get us to join one of their gangs?" Storm asks as he follows after us.

"They can't force us to join anything. Lets just go and check it out." I say, getting him to nod. We leave the town and continue down the road until we find what we assume is the place. It's a purple stone building with a wooden porch and lights hanging all around. A few carriages are parked out beside a large rickety sign that has purple pony text.

"Cantina... found it." Storm says as we walk through the double doors. The inside is poorly lit, the main source of light being the sun. Wooden tables and chairs litter the area around us, only having a few people occupying them. Along the back is a bar with dozens of different colored bottles taking up the wall. Tow the left and right are doors with small signs on them.

"Que necesito?" Asks a donkey as he walks out of the right door and takes his place behind the counter. We walk up to him and look around to see if there's anything to help us hint to the password.

"Uh... morado?" Storm says to the bartender, making him raise an eyebrow.

"Hokay, take the left door, third one to you're left. Pay in is at the door." He says as he leans over the counter. We nod to him and follow his instructions, going to the door, walking down the short hall and giving a few credits to the bouncers before entering the next room. The room has all purple walls with A LOT of donkeys in here. Everyone is sitting in a circle, making an open area in the center of the room. Storm and I look to each other before finding our own spot in the back.

"Why are there so many guys in here?" Storm asks as he looks around.

"Of course that's the thing you notice."

"Hey! Who's the one getting married?"

"Who's the one already married?"

".... touche."

"Amigos!" We look over to see the donkey from before run up to us, looking much more relaxed. "You made it, bien bien. Now about the town..." The donkey starts but I look away as some other donkey takes the spot in the center.

"BUENO BUENO BUENO! Vamos a empezar! Hoy tenemos Margarita... " He says as as mare walks out. She's a light yellow with pure white hair and a mark of a white flower. She's wearing a light green skirt and collar. She walks out to the center and rears up, doing a little spin that makes the crowd go crazy.

"..con Dibujo!" The announcer yells over the crowd as a buff as fuck donkey walks out and prances around the opening, showing off his muscles as he goes. "Cuando estés listo Dibujo!" He yells, getting the donkey to walk over to the mare and kiss her forcefully, getting more cheers from the crowd.

"Dude... what the fuck are we watching?" I ask as I look back to Storm and the other donkey.

"... and that's why we need your help." The donkey says to Storm, both of which are completely oblivious to whats going on in the room.

"Well.... we would love to help, but we also need to find our friend." Storm says.

"No porblemo..." I try to listen in on what they're saying, but the sudden uproar of cheers made me look back to the other two. The mare had rolled onto her back and now is sucking on the Dibujo's cock while he licks her... area....... why haven't I thought of that?

"... that won't be a problem. We can take care of that if you can get us inside." Storm says, getting me to turn back to their conversation.

"Muy facil. What about...." Again, the cheers take me back to the other two. Dibujo has tossed Margarita onto her belly and is slamming right into her, making her moan loudly. I glance around the room to notice the large amount of donkeys masterbating...... I should get back to whatever Storm and.... other are talking about.

"... else we should worry about? Reinforcements? Secret armories? Weird powers?" Storm asks.

"No, no. Somos simples burros, we don't have any thing like that."

"Uh..." is all I can manage before I glance back to the other two. Margarita has pushed her way on top and is now grinding her hips on Dibujo, who's twisting the shit out of her breast. Why am I watching this? I should stop... OK, stopping in three.. two... o- OK what the fuck? He's pulled her off and has her propped up with her flank high in the air.

"Coño o culo?" Dibujo asks the crowd, getting culo cheered back. What the fuck doe-OH SWEET BARBRA HE'S FUCKING HER IN THE ASS! I can't help but gawk at the sight before me. She's letting him... fuck her... in the ASS! I can tell by the look on her face that it must be painful.... WHY?! Dibujo is starting to arch back as his thrust begin to quicken. Many of the donkeys in the crowd have already finished...

"MILES!" Storm yells getting me to look back to him.

"Wha.." I start to say but stop when the crowd cheers again. I look back to see that Dibujo had pulled out at the last second and sprayed his... stuff onto her back.

"MILES!" Storm yells again.

"What?!"

"Did you get all of that or do we have to go through it again?"

"Uh... who's the genius idiot that picked this place?"

"Que?"

"Don't worry about it.... virgin. I'll make sure everything gets done. See you later Maiz." Storm says to him, getting a nod in response.

"Adios amigos." He says as he joins the crowd that's leaving.

"So... what's going on?" I ask, getting Storm to facehoof.

"You just couldn't ignore the sex... could you?"

"How was I suppose to know you could lick..."

"STOP! Just... come on. We have to save MoraAAAA!" He yells as Margarita forcefully grabs... him, from behind.

"Dibujo! Ben aqui." She says as she holds him there. Storm tries to pull away, much to his displeasure. "Mira." She lets go of him.... just to have Dibujo take her place.

"You want a job here?" He asks as he feels him up.

"NO! NOW LET GO OF ME!" He yells as he tries to pull away, only to cause himself more displeasure.

"Hmm... if you ever do, you know where to find us." He says before he lets go and walks away. Talking to margarita in the language I can't understand.

"Dude..."

"Not. A single. Word." He growls before walking out, limping awkwardly.

"Ok, so you take out Azul while I take out Rojo. Then we go to the farm and destroy all of the marijuana... what ever that is, the the town should be fine?" I ask as we wait in a local restaurant. Maiz is suppose to start up a rebellion in the town square, that's our signal to take out the leaders.

"Right..."

"You got fondled...."

"FOCUS. Do you know your part?"

"Yup. Not that hard to figure out."

"Right..."

"And having sex in the ass is..."

"VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN!" Yells some donkey as the town erupts in a mass of fighting. Storm and I look to each other before running off for each of our targets. I run out the door and make a U turn, heading straight for the large building in the back. I weave through the fighting, dodging any attack that comes my way. I finally stop before the building to find ten gangsters guarding the door. Easy enough. I flare my hands and approach them.

"Surrender or die."

"Vete a la mierda!" Yells one of the donkeys as he charges at me, holding a large hammer above his head. I thrust my palm forward and send a simple ball of energy at him, knocking him onto his back. With a wave of my hand I make some straps from the ground appear around his ankles and hold him there.

"Anyone else?"

"Cierra la boca!" Yells some chick as three of them run at me. With a single thrust I send a small beam of soul fire at the center one, turning him to ash. The others stop and look back at the pile of ash that was their friend.

"So... maybe just leave and..." Before I could finish they all drop their weapons and run, dropping anything that would tag them as a gangster. Easy enough. I walk up to the door only to have it open before me.

"Ah potro, why youz gots ta be the one here potro?" Azul says as he walks out and looks around. "Potro, where my guards?"

"I took care of them. Now..."

"Took care of them? Potro, I told you, youz come in my turf, youz gon get cut." He says as he rears up and shakes his legs out, making two blades appear. He start to do flips and spins as he shows off his fighting abilities.... I think I'll do this the easy way. I thrust my hand at him, turning to ash the instant the soul fire hits him.

"Amigo... thats un fucked up power." Maiz says as he walks up beside me.

"You should see Icy Void." I say as I walk into the building. Rows of wooden benches face the podium at the front. Surrounding the podium are pony size black containers. I walk through the center aisle and check the first one. "What is it?"

"Marijuana. They forced us to grow it instead of our crops. Our town been starving ever since." He says as he glares at the containers.

"So... marijuana... is a drug?" I ask, getting a nod in response. "Oh. Then that makes this much easier...."

"Don't burn it!" He yells as I flare my hand.

"Then how should I destroy it?" I ask as I circle around.

"Hmm... could you WAIT WAIT WAIT!" He yells as I thrust my fist forward, making a beam of icy void go through several containers. As I drop to a knee I watch as they fade from existence. After a minute or so, the room is empty of the drugs.... and has a hole in the side. "What... what did you do?" He asks as I stumble to my feet.

"I made it no longer exist. Come on, lets go find Storm." I say as I walk out of the building.

"Dios mio..." He mumbles as he follows after me. The town has gone from shouts of fighting, to cheers of victory. We find a mass of ponies dancing in the center of the town, lifting Storm above them as they chant his name.

"EL COMO ASI!" Yells one of the donkeys, getting a group to run at me and lift me into the air.

"WHOA! STORM! WHAT'S GOING ON!" I yell as they bounce up and down.

"WE WON THEIR FREEDOM!" Storm yells back as they set us down. They set me on my back laying down, so I start to get up... only to get some girl to run up to me and kiss me on the lips. I quickly push her away and stand up.

"Married. Married..."

"Oooohhhhh.... lo siento. Yo no sabia. Gracias." She says as she blushes and steps back. I look over to storm to see him trying to get away from four women, each of them planting kisses on his face and neck.

"ENGAGED! EEENGAGED!" He yells as he tries to get away. I shake my head and walk over to him, picking him up and setting him on my left shoulder, freeing him from the women below.

"Sorry ladies, but this one is taken." I say, getting aws in response.

"Mi amigos!" Maiz yells from the back of the crowd. "It's time for my part of the bargain! Vamos!" I nod and follow after him, keeping Storm on my shoulder.

"You can put me down now."

"I could, but then Twilight would kill you." I say, getting a nod in response.

"Fair enough... why do mares like me so much?" He asks as we start walking through the red buildings.

"Well... Spartan training made you buff, huge cock, and... "

"Ok, Ok, I get it.... I hate that you know that..."

"We're sexy bitches." I say in summation. "Well... in Topaz I was. Here I kind of just get by."

"Heh... I guess..."

"Mi amigos! Your ride!" Maiz yells as we turn the corner to find a massive purple balloon. It's deflated, but that shouldn't be a problem. "I shall help guide you back to Almendra vamos!" He says as he hops into the basket. I drop Storm and run over to the bottom of the balloon, flaring my hands and getting ready to fill it.

"Wait, we have to wait for the winds to change." Storm says as he gets up. Maiz and I look to each other before we both look back to Storm.

"No we don't."

"I HATE YOU SOO MUCH!" Storm yells as he pulls the balloon through the afternoon air. We had tied off the balloon to him and had him pull us through the air.

"Shut up Spartan! Consider this your entrance exam to the jumpers regiment." I yell back. "How much farther do we need to go?" I ask Miaz.

"Mmm... it should be right after that hill."

"Really? Alight I'll start dropping us down." I say as I send a gust of wind into the balloon, making us begin to drop.

"A LITTLE WARNING NEXT TIME!" Storm yells as we make our decent. With a loud thud we crash onto the ground and skid to a stop.

THUD

I look over to see Storm collapsed on the ground, panting loudly. I jump out of the balloon and walk over to him, throwing him onto my shoulder as Maiz follows after me.

"What about your balloon?" I ask as I walk towards the town.

"Eh. If sompony wants it, they can have it. I'm going to start over in Almendra." Then what was the point... whatever. I'll let him make his own choices. The town is made up largely of light tan buildings with red tile roofs. the main road we're on seems to lead to a large fountain in the center. Some of the buildings seems to have been recently worked on, having patches that seems to be newer then the rest. As we continue towards the town square, I can't help but notice all of the donkeys glaring at me.

"Miles?" I spin around to see Big Mac exiting a building.

"BIG MAC!" I yell as I run over to him, nearly dropping Storm on the way. "Where have you been!"

"Ah could ask you the same thing?" He asks as he continues to walk towards the fountain. "You've as Storm have been missing fer the past three days..."

"WHAT!" Storm yells from my shoulder. "Whats today's date?"

"August fourth...."

"FUUUUUUUUCK!"

"Hey, you cussed like me..."

"I'M SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED TOMORROW!" He yells as he flails around from my back.

"Well... shit."

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