TB: Alright! Welcome my bronies ( and pegasisters if fall under that category and wish to go by that) to the first Q AND A special! One hundred chapters! Can you believe it!? Anyway. This will work fairly simply. If you read Coals Buck Q/A Special it'll work very similar to that. Whenever someone is taking their name will be semicolon-ed off like how mine is. Actions they do will be bracketed off like this { TB creates a room for all of the characters to sit in, making chairs for everyone that faces a podium}. Simple enough right? They will all be in real time.... so I'll have to keep certain characters out until they are asked questions.

Pinkie: Yeah cause Miles and Celestia would kill Steelwing like...

TB: Pinkie.... quit breaking the forth wall.

Pinkie: But everypony loves it when I do it! Right? {looks at you} See!

TB: Daw, you're too adorable to say no to! {Picks up Pinkie and squeezes her in a tight hug}.

Pinkie: Ha, nice little tid bit to help explain how this will work. {Jumps out of TB's arms to take a seat}

TB: Right... so without any more delays lets get this show on the road! {Disco dance to make every character appear in the room}

Miles: What the.... WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU! {Points at TB}

TB: Oh right he thinks every human is dead.... this is awkward...

Miles: What city are you from! Are there more of us! Did we beat back the....

TB: Whoa! Slow down! Look I'm not what you think I am.

Luna: Wow, I didn't know humans got taller then you miles...

Pinkie: Do you play basketball!?

TB: {eye twitch} Anyway,everyone sit down and I will explain everything to you.

Everyone:{takes a seat}

TB: Right... so let me put this in terms that will make sense to some of you. I am a pre-purgian author who was sent to here to ask you all some questions. My name is TallestBrony, but you can call me TB for short. We've... been able to watch the events of your lives unfold and have come to love your tale, but have some questions. Once I'm done we'll all be sent to our proper places. So what do you say, you all in?

Everyone: {whispers to people around them selves before coming to the consensus of playing along.}

TB: Awesome! So lets get started then! First up is LowLife!

Lowlife: Me? Alright... so what do I do?

TB: Just go up to the podium and answer the questions to the best of your abilities.

Lowlife:{takes his place behind the podium} Alright.... whats up?

TB: Someone would like to know the details of the bruises that Squishy gave you. Can you go into detail about that?

Lowlife:{eyes shrink} why would they want to know about that! I'mm not saying anything!

TB:{waves hand} You will tell us about it.

Lowlife: I will tell you about it. Well... he took his.... thing... and beat me with it until I told him what he wanted to know.

TB: gross. Alright next is Cabbage Patch!

Cabbage Patch: {switches spots with Lowlife} Hi! What can I do for you?

TB: This is more of a statement then a question, but Miles was the one who destroyed your cabbages, and he's right there, just saying.

Cabbages Patch:{Glares at Miles before throwing a cabbage at him, knocking him to the ground} AH. I feel better now.{Goes to his seat}

Miles: Ow {gets back into his seat, rubbing his head}

TB: Ha... OP cabbages...alright next is The sisters.

Jewel: MMMHMMM what you wanta know?

Pastel:Yeah!

TB: This guy wants to know why you gotta be bitches and not pay for shit

Jewel: Aw buck that fool, we paid!

Pastel: Yeah! Wit info.

Jewel: MMMhmm!

TB: Ok, too muck sass, go ahead and take a seat.

Jewel: jea-lous!

Pastel: Yeah! {both take their seats beside Squishy, making him shiver}

TB:Riiight... any who Angel is next, come on up buddy.

Angel: {Hops up to the podium and glares at TB}

TB: Well... this guy wants a high hoof.... high hoof?

Angel:{Points to paw. Shakes head. Runs back to Fluttershy}

TB: So much hate... Shinning Armor is next!

Shinning Armor: Greetings, what do you want to know?

TB: Just one thing. Why you hating?

Shinning Armor: Huh?

TB:Why you hating?

Shinning Armor: I don't get it. {Takes seat beside Cadence}

TB: Cadence, you're up!

Cadence: Hi there! What do you want to know?

TB: Ahem, well... he uh... wants to know... your favorite sex position...

Shinning Armor: {Falls out of chair}

Cadence: Well I've got to say I prefer the Straddleer but I know Shinning likes the....

Shinning Armor: CADENCE!

Cadence: What? {looks around the room to see everyone's jaws on the floor}

TB: Whoa... Ok then, thanks for sharing uh... that was saucy.... Big Mac is next.

Big Mac: Eeyup.

TB: What was your honeymoon like?

Big Mac: Hmm....{puts hoof to chin} well... ah'd have ta say it was like any other honeymoon...

TB: Ok then...

Big Mac: Jus without the traveling or random escapades.

TB: So.... just a ton of sex?

Big Mac: Eeyup.

TB:... ew. Anyway ... yeah next is for both you and Fluttershy.

Fluttershy: Oh, o-ok. What would you like to know?

TB: Mind telling us about how the two of you started your relationship?

Fluttershy: {gains random burst of confidence} OH! Well big Mac kept calling me over to the farm becuase his animals were getting 'sick', but every time I would come over they would be perfectly fine. After the seventh time he finally worked up the courage to ask me out. Then from there... well, three months later he proposed and we've been married ever since.

TB: D'aawww... OK, last question is just for you, do you have any other Pokemon in your party?

Fluttershy: Um.... whats a pokemon?

TB: That's a no. Thanks for answering the questions, next will be... Applejack!

Applejack: Well howdy TallestBrony! What can I do fer ya?

TB: Well, ahem, someone would like to know...if you've ever bucked?

Applejack: Say what now?

TB: Hey, I didn't pick the questions.

Applejack: well.... yeah... a couple of times.

TB: I would hope so, working on a apple orchard and all..

Applejack: What?! Ah thought ya....{Grumbles to herself as she storms back to her seat}

TB: O...K... well... uh, this one is for any of the girls to answer. Can any of you can go into detail about Twilight's bachelorette party?

Mane Six: {shuffles around a bit nervously}

Pinkie: I'll tell them!

The rest: NO! {tackle Pinkie and cover her mouth, silencing her}

Rarity: I'm sorry, but we all swore to keep that a secret...

TB: But... they want to know {waves his hand at Rarity}

Rarity: Well we hired a stripper, bought some exotic cakes, I made some kinky outfits....

Man Six: RARITY! {Tackles her and holds her mouth shut}

TB: Wow, sounds like quit the party...

Miles: The what? {looks around nervously}

TB: Actually that brings me to the next question, Rarity, how big would you say Miles's penis is? Flaccid and erect.

Everyone: {jaw drops}

Miles: WHAT!

Rarity: Uh... well...

Miles: Please don't answer.

TB: Please answer. {waves hand}

Rarity: Nine or ten inches erect, it was kind of hard to tell. Flaccid I would say...three or fourish.

Miles: {facepalms}

TB: Ok then....why does it always come to dicks... anyway lets get back on track. Uh...let go to Derpy Hooves!

Derpy: Hi! {Takes place at podium, knocking it over} Oh... my bad.

TB: Its cool, it was free. Now some poeple want to know if your going to be.... showing up more. So I think the best way to answer that would be to tell us what you've been up to.

Derpy: OK! Well Dinky birthday passed recently and having all of her friends parents over got me thinking. So with the help of Cabbage, Squishy, and Cheesus we went out looking for him.

TB: D'aw. OK, next question, oh... uh, someone want to know.... if they can have your muffin.

Derpy: WHAT! No they can't have Dinky!

TB: I don't....

Derpy: Why would they want to separate me from my daughter! {Flies over to dinky and holds her tightly}

TB: Well, probably best to leave it at that. OK, next would be... Soul Fire.

Miles: How are you goiAAAAHHHHHH! {Maxes out power as Soul Fire pulls himself out of Miles}

Soul Fire: WHAT DO YOU NEED

TB: That was awesome... someone wants to know why you are in Miles soul.

Soul Fire: I AM MILES SOUL

TB: Yes you are, next question, Can you make a whooshing sound?

Soul Fire: {folds arms and stares at TB}

TB: You know, like... WHOOOSH.

Soul Fire: {shakes head and phases back into Miles}

Miles: {Gasp} What happened?

TB: I take that as a no....

Miles: Huh?

TB: Nothing, nothing. Why don't we just go to Pinkie nex...

Pinkie: {Pops up behind TB} LETS DO THIS!

TB: GAH! Why... you... grah! Just go to the podium you fourth wall breaking pony.

Pinkie: {goes to the podium and stands it up, giggling the entire time} What do you want to know?

TB: Didn't you not get along with Squishy? Whats with the sudden change?

Pinkie: Well... its complicated. We were.... are together, but things keep happening. Every time we're together he SPOILER SPOILER.... what the?

Twilight: Whats wrong Pinkie?

Pinkie: Why did I say spoiler instead of SPOILER SPOILER GAH! IT HAPPENED AGAIN!

Celestia: Pinkie my dear... you aren't saying spoiler. You're say that every time SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER.

Pinkie: Gah make it stop MAKE IT STOP!

TB: Why don't you go take a seat and we'll just move on. Next is Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow: Whats up?

TB: AGH! So awesome... anyway, Have you ever considered making your own flight team? He also reassures that you could show up the Wonderbolts and become the number one flight team in Equestria.

Rainbow: {rubs back of head} ah, thanks. But... yeah I thought about it for awhile... but I realize now that I have other priorities. I need to step up and take better care of Scootaloo, and be the mom she deserves.

TB: {falls over}

BBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTT

TB: GAHWIZABU! WHAT HAPPENED?

Miles: You went into cardiac arrest. Welcome back to life. {shuts off magic and takes seat}

TB: So.... I'm a zombie? Better stay away from Florida.

Pinkie: Oh yeah, sure. You get to spoil stuff but you make me sound crazy!

TB: I didn't spoil anything. They have no clue what I'm talking about.

Pinkie:Hmph!

TB: Lets just get on with it. Up next is Storm Cloud.

Storm: Uh... hey, whats up.

TB: Well, lets do the sentimental one first. Do you want to redo anything in your life that you really regret? If so, what is that thing?

Storm: {Looks over to Twilight} Well... I like where things are right now. So no.

TB: What is Twilight like?

Twilight: Why are you asking him that?

TB: BECUASE ITS ADORABLE!

Storm: Well... she's fun. Shes always trying to make sure everything is perfect, which can be stressful sometime but whatever. She's easily the smartest pony I know.... bit of a scatter brain at times. Genuine. Kind. {Stares at Twilight as she stares at him}

TB: Whats your favorite sex position?

Storm: {KER-FWOOSH, falls on face} WHAT!

TB: Whats your favorite sex position? {waves hand}

Storm: The reversed inverted cowpony....

Twilight: STORM!

TB: What the hell is that?

Pinkie: Its when the mare is on top with her back to the stallion on the ceiling!

TB: {eyes shrink} OK then, moving on... ew... how would...

Twilight: NEVERMIND!

TB: Right, to that rock in the corner, who are you?

Tom:......

Rarity: I thought we agreed to never speak about that again.

TB: Next... Discord, where are you? They want you in the....to appear.

Everyone: {Looks over to the stone statue of discord}

Miles: Who the fuck is that guy?

TB: Don't worry about it.... third arc... maybe... next is Tw...

Pinkie: Why do you get to spoil stuff!

TB: Didn't you watch the video?

Pinkie: That doesn't prove anything! Plus that was during the time the camera was recharging!

TB: True. True. Moving on. Twilight Sparkle is up next.

Twilight: There aren't any... suggestive questions... are there?

TB: No, none what so ever. Actually they are very adorkable. First one, Can I give you a hug?

Twilight: Uh... I guess.

TB: YES! {runs over and hugs Twilight, making Storm squint his eyes at TB. Sets her back down} Right. Next, any books on Soul Fire?

Twilight: You know I've checked and checked and I couldn't find anything on it. No references. Not ever a whisper about it. its a complete mystery to pony kind.

TB: Next one, why are you so hung up on firearms when Miles magic is easily a hundred times more dangerous?

Twilight: No it is not! You control magic, it doesn't just do things without you giving it purpose! Having weapons... I don't like them.

TB: Last one, ever think about casting the flight spell on yourself and taking to the sky with Storm?

Twilight: {thinks about it} no.... but that would be very romantic.... hmm....

TB: Oh god they just influenced the story...

Celestia: The what?

TB: Nothing, lets keep it going, next we have Princess Luna.

Luna: Greetings time traveler, what can I do for you?

TB: So pretty...

Miles: Watch it...

Celestia: The both of you.

TB: Right... anyway, You seem to be speaking in a more modern dialect, how did you make that happen?

Luna: Well, I studied the modern language and practiced a lot. It took awhile, but after a year of practice I was able to drop the we and thous.

TB: Good Job. Have you figured out whats up with that blue soul fire yet?

Luna: Not entirely. I've been trying to make contact with it but... it only seems to make itself present when it wants to be.

TB: Do you like waffles?

Luna: ... I guess.

TB: Don't worry... I don't even get that one. Now... how would you compare Miles penis to that of a ponies?

Celestia: WHAT!? When did you see...

Luna: It was when he was in the hospital!

Miles: Why? {shakes head}

Luna: Well... it looks... rounder? Stallions have the flat tip while Miles is round. Other then that its basically the same.

Miles/Celestia: {Face palm/hoof}

TB: Ew.... Last one, Applejack had once; and this was all on appearance, nothing happened; she complained about Miles being small. Any comments?

Luna: ... uh...

Celestia: She has no comment, move on. {glares at Miles}

TB: Well why don't we move on to your questions then. We know that Miles is going to die...

Miles: How many people did you tell!? {Glares at Rainbow}

Rainbow: Thirteen?

TB:...but why can't you just let him and Luna spent the last moments of his life happy? Isn't it better to have loved and loss then to never have loved?

Celestia: Not when the price to pay is her life. I don't want them getting close becuase I don't want what happened to my mother to happen to her... I don't want to lose the only true family I have left.

TB: Do you still hold anything against Miles for what happened to your parents?

Celestia: Yes. I hold him completely responsible.

TB: Do you like bananas?

Celestia: Yeah, why?

TB: Its.... an inside joke.Did you ever miss Miles or wonder what happened to him?

Celestia: No. My father had just died, several months later Luna was born, then a few years later my mother had died. I had little to no time to reflect on Miles.

TB:What made you keep the tiara all these years?

Celestia: My mother. She had told me that someone very special had given it to me, and that I should always keep it close. At the time I thought she had meant my father... it still helps me remember him.

TB: You seem to still have some trust issues with your sister. Do you think this is you trying to be protective of her or are you still somewhat reserved about her becuase of the Nightmare Moon incident?

Celestia: When I lost my sister to Nightmare Moon.... that was the hardest time in my life. I never want to lose her like that again. Its not that I don't trust her, its that I fear that mentality returning. I don't know what would happen, but I have a feeling that it wouldn't end well.

TB: Well, the next ones a little... blunt. So I'm going to soften it up. Why are you being... difficult?

Celestia: I am not being difficult, I am being realistic. I'm sorry if I value the life of my sister more then somepony we barely know.

TB: Do you fancy Miles and that is why you don't want him being with Luna?

Celestia: WHAT! Where did that come from!?

Luna: Oh my... they were there for that...

TB: It's just a question, do you?

Celestia: Of course not!

TB: Alright, alright. two more. Can you send someone to the moon, with some bananas?

Celestia: That's not funny.

TB: Ok, OK. last one. Metaphorically speaking of course, but what if miles and Luna had... relations, were married, and hoped to have a child? And all of this happening recently without you knowing?

Celestia:...

TB: Celestia?

Celestia: Is there something you want to tell me? {Looks over to Miles and Luna}

Miles: Yeah..
Luna:No... {begins to panic}

Celestia: Did any of that happen?

Miles: Yes.
Luna: No.{hits Miles}

Celestia: How much of it?

Miles: All of it.
Luna: None of it. {glares at Miles}

TB: Hey Celestia. {she looks over} Good night. {she falls asleep} Ok... that was close. Alright, last group of questions are for Miles, come on up!

Miles: {Picks up Celestia and lays her beside Luna before taking his spot at the podium} Alright, whats on your mind?

TB: If you could bring ONE of your friends from your past into the future, which friend would that be?

Miles: Wow, just go for the heart why don't you... just one... I would have to say Auxy, just so I know that the baby would be fine.

TB: WHY ARE YOU SO OVER POWERED!

Miles: I'm fucking dying! I think that's a pretty good trade off.

TB: Me to. If you could go back to when Topaz was attacked, but you would have to forget EVERYTHING and never be able to come back, would you?

Miles:... {looks over to Luna}

TB: Well?

Miles: No. I've gained too much here to give it up. I'll always miss them, but I'm staying where I am.

TB: How much money did you have before you left?

Miles: Uh... some twenty thousand... I think. It might of been less becuase I was always funding that orphanage.

TB: Can you eat upside down?

Miles: I wouldn't think so... though I've never tried.

TB: Well lets find out! {Offers him bacon}

Luna: Don't give him that!

Miles: What is it? {takes bacon and looks it over}

TB: Its food, really really good food.

Miles: {takes a bite and chews} Oh sweet Barbra...

TB: Awesome right?

Miles: This is the best thing I've ever eaten...

Luna: That's gross Miles.

TB: Hey, omnivores. We eat everything.... almost. NEXT QUESTION! Will there be more Spartans?

Miles: None at the moment. I've yet to see anyone really step up, so as of now its a no.

TB: Cool, cool. Were there stasis spells in Topaz? Did you study them?

Miles:I know Amethyst was researching it, but I was never a part of that project.

TB: Interesting. What happened during your last birthday party?

Miles: Oh man... well from what I remember we all went out, got some drinks, went to Eximius's place... and then I blacked out and woke up on a bus with nearly two thousands bits worth of tickets as Inficiunt and Dolum held the bus driver at gun point.

TB: Why would you hold him at gun point?

Miles: I don't know! That's just what happened!

TB: Wow... you're fucked up.

Miles: But I didn't do anything!

TB: Horrible horrible person. Next question. Do you love music? If so, what started this passion?

Miles: {sighs} Yeah, I do. It started when I took an intro to pre-purgian music analysis class. From there I started researching all of the remaining tracks. Some eighty thousand songs.

TB: Nice... what was Dolums bachelor party like?

Miles: {shivers} It started with us getting on the bus.... guess who we ran into.

TB: The same driver? Why do you hate him so much?

Miles: Well.... alcohol played a really large part of it...

TB: You really should stay away from that stuff.

Miles: Yeah... guess he was kind of mad at us, cause he drove us to a gang hide out.... then things got out of hand...

TB: How so?

Miles: Well... some coke head was hitting on Tenera, which made me and Fidus lose it. We then got into a fight with a buildings worth of gangsters. After we defeated them we had to walk back to the P.C.H. but.... things got worse when we entered...{shivers} the red light district.

TB: Ah man....

Miles: So while waiting for Inficiunt to finish up we had to stand there... on some corner... so many offers {facepalms and shakes head} After that we made our way to a nearby recruiting center where we 'borrowed' some military vehicles and drove back home... where we were arrested for grand theft auto. In our cell, we decided to make the best of it and have a mini party. Inficiunt enchanted our water into drrinks, Eximius gave a speech on the strength of our bonds, the policemen gave us extra rations... it was really fun.

TB: Sounds awesome. Next question. How many Elements were there? Could you detail Project Harmonize?

Miles: Well... I can't go into exact details, but SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER, SPOILER SPOILER.

Pinkie: That's just mean.

Miles: I know, but I complied.

TB: Hehehe... Anyway, two more. So you can manipulate dreams, just how much influence do you have over a mind? Can you read a mind or implant thoughts? Also, the next time you go in someones mind, could you say 'we need to go deeper.'

Miles: Uh... sure. The amount of influence I have over someones mind depends on, the person, how much magic I use, how well trained they are for mental attacks and their knowledge of my presence. If I were to try to gain access into someones mind with them knowing and at full health.... it would be difficult. As for implanting thoughts, same kind of deal. If they know its you, then it wont work.

TB: Oh my god... you're Leonardo De' Caprio...

Miles: Who?

TB: No one. Last one, here we go! You were like an uncle to Celestia and now you two seem to on thin ice. Have you ever wanted to spend a little time with her and mend that relationship? It may come in handy with the bomb shell you're about to drop on her.

Miles: Yeah, no kidding. Ever since I saw her here I wanted to spend some time with her. Try to make things better between us. But its complicated. She has a nation to run, I've got to try and find... whatever it is my friends left me from the past., then there's the whole 'Luna wanting to keep us a secret' thing. I know if we were going to spend time together, it would come up. And I wouldn't lie to her. So for now its best to keep my distance. But I will make things right between us.

TB: Alright! That does it for all of my questions! Thank you so much for answering all of them, especially the saucy ones. {Puts on shades as he pulls out a shiny metal tube that has a blue light on the front} Now go home.

FLASH {Everyone returns to their proper place, forgetting what had just transpired}

TB: WOO. Its over! Time to...

Pinkie: Hold on a sec! {Pops up behind TB, scaring the shit out of him} You still have to answer your questions!

TB: But... sleep....

Pinkie: Go to the podium and wait for me to ask you your questions!

TB: Damn you and your logic defying abilities of OP. {goes to podium}

Pinkie: So, TB, any clop?

TB: Wow... hearing you ask that is... disturbing. I don't entirely get the question. If you're asking if I'm going to write any one shots, then its a no. If you're asking if there is going to be any more sex in the story, then yes... a really big another whole chapter dedicated to sex, YES.

Pinkie: How long do you plan on this story to go on for?

TB: As I said before, this is going to be a very, very long story. Look at it like this, arc one was 67 chapters. Arc two has gone 33 chapters and we're only a tenth of the way through it. Its going to be a long story.

Pinkie: Can you make a chapter about the graves of Tempus and Spatium? Maybe bring them to life.

TB: Sorry, but the dead are dead. And as for that... third arc.

Pinkie: Hey! you spoiled!

TB: Yeah, they don't know shit from that, next question.

Pinkie: Will you kill off Miles in a dick move or save him?

TB: Well.... I don't know. Its.... it depends on your perspective.

Pinkie: Will Miles find evidence of survivors of Topaz Falls?

TB: Uh.... he already did. The dominus clavis.

Pinkie: I don't think that counts...

TB: It totally counts.

Pinkie: if you say so...Will you have a move like having them in time capsules?

TB: Maybe... depends on how the cards shuffle out. {tollface}

Pinkie: lol. Are you taking OC's?

TB: Yes. But I will make that announcement when that group shows up.

Pinkie: Aw, you're too nice. Can Taco town proof read?

TB: I can't wait to start working with him.... though I loath the day I have to start emailing chapters.

Pinkie: Just get over it. What did that scientist do to send Miles that far into the future!? How did he make it, and know it would work, but mess up and send him that far!?

TB: Actually, its kind of funny. He out the timer in upside down. What was suppose to be an three hours was actually three thousand years.

Pinkie: Ha! like in Futurama. Ok, Is Luna's heat affected by her joining of Miles soul?

TB: There souls were never 'joined.' Not in the sense I think you're thinking of at least. But actually, their souls did force her to go into heat.

Pinkie: Ever think of making a chapter about a day in the life of lupus?

TB: Not really... it would be filler and I don't have room for filler.... besides the bonus chapters of course.

Pinkie:Ok, this is the last one. Wouldn't you say Miles has the needle dick of Equestria?

Miles: Kind of. If he were to be with an average pony... well... it would be easier for him. You'll see what I mean later on.

Pinkie: Poor Miles. Well, I'm off now, I'll see you later! {waves bye}

TB: I certainly hope...

Pinkie: {glares}

TB: ... so?

Pinkie: {giggles} Bye! {re-appears in Equestria}

TB: Well, now that that's over with, time to get working on the next chapter, catch you all next time!

TB: OH! Almost forgot! If you want to know why it took so long to post this, This is why. This is something purely for your entertainment that I'm going to do from time to time. Hope you enjoy it!

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