Wuwbuwbuwbhahah. said (toy) Chief, being woken up by (toy) Cortana, (toy) Arbiter and Greg.

Get up, dumb. she told him, looking at him with disregard.

fuck u, u wr dead, wat happnd? asked Chief.

We are all dead, you idiot. said Arbiter.

Scribble scribble scratch sribble wrote Greg on his trusty pack of notes.

And bigger than usually. he wrote.

What do you mean? asked Arbiter.

Scribble scribble scratch sribble

We are no more small. Look 'round at the trees.

sp33king aboot the tres, were teh fuk r we? asked Chief.

Can't you see? We're in a forest. said Cortana

Scribble scribble scratch sribble

An unusually creepy one, at that.

Greg has a point, we are big and there are creepy trees everywhere. he pointed out Greg's point.

r v in helz? asked Chief.

Why would we go with you, then? questioned Cortana.

Witty mother remark in 3.. 2.. 1... counted Arby.

B cus ur mum was a wench and I bedded her, lulz. said Chief.

Isn't wench a too complicated word for you? she asked him.

my penis was too compilated for ur mom. he told her.

Yeah, I thought so.

th@t my peni-

No. That you can't even properly spell 'complicated'.

wtf r u talking abot, compilated is no name f0r a spelz

Would you two stop?

shut up arbtir, cunt u c im talking to that wechn

And my fascination in your success in spelling is gone.

ur mom had fatiscaction when i sexed her!

Scribble scribble scratch sribble

Maybe we should go out of this creepy shit ass forest?

Once again, he has a point.

Scribble scribble scratch sribble

Thanks :).

And then a loud

Eheheheheeh

and a sound of jiggling bones was heard.

wat the fuk was that, that bone shit

Do you guys hear the song too?

Then a shadow was seen between then, and a strange, white mass jumped behind them with a loud bone jiggle.

And the being sang.

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE

SHRIEKING SKULLS WILL SHOCK YOUR SOUL

SEAL YOUR DOOM TONIGHT

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

SPEAK WITH SUCH A SCREECH

YOU'LL SHAKE AND SHUDDER IN SURPRISE

WHEN YOU HEAR THESE ZOMBIES SHRIEK

what teh fuk ar we standing here for,

Run!

Then around thirty skeletons just ran out of the trees and tripped against each other, those that weren't destroyed in the process started chasing them.

WE'RE SO SORRY SKELETONS

YOU'RE SO MISUNDERSTOOD

YOU ONLY WANT TO SOCIALIZE

BUT I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD

Chief and Arbiter were tripping against eachother, and Cortana grabbed unto Greg, who was going at very impressing speeds.

And then they ran out of the forest, only four skeletons following.