Might as well, but I already found your pornography folder, if that's what you were going to mention. said Arbiter, not the real one, the 7 inches tall plastic toy with the ability of speech. He was sitting and his back was against a trash can.

yth w00d i gave 2 shit about that? asked Chief, Master Chief, to be precise, but he wasn't the real Master Chief, just like Arbiter. He was 6 inches tall. And he spoke in a l33t speech. Kinda hard to decrypt if you were to listen to it. He was sitting against a stove with matches, a lighter and a phone, with the gas turned on. There was an alarm in the background, due to the leak.

you already knows i watched sexy pornos- began Chief but Arbiter didn't let him finish.

Not that one, the other one. answered Arbiter due to dismay of the embarassed Chief.

o.

fuck.

srlsly? asked Chief in a shy tone.

Yeah. answered Arbiter. in a kinda sad tone.

You're twisted - you know that right? asked Arbiter, disappointed.

yes answered Chief, all signs of shame gone.

What was it that you wanted to tell me?

i just wanted 2 said that i always thought u were rly c00l, arbitur / even if u r a little bits kind of a total [bleep]

Thanks. That's very nice of you to say, Chief --

not as c00l as me, though, obliviously... flex!

Yes. Obliviously

can u did me 1 last favors?

I think I've proven that I can if I've already done it.

if both of the 2 of us are gonna want 2 the after life, u gots 2 hung around the front entrance so i can found u, k?

well went in together. fuck shit up

Sure, pal.

:') [crying smiley face]

EXPLOSION NOISE!

In an another Dimension.

ooof said Chief as he fell on his stomach. His plastic stomach. I don't know what you expected. Another Dimension does not mean that there MUST be a new body. Actually, that is a new body. While traveling through Universes, and ESPECIALLY through dimension, a body gets destroyed and digistructed.

were the fuck @m 1? asked Chief as he looked around. He noticed he was on a plain field of grass stretching everywhere, with no mountains, forests or cities to be seen. Only a small river running near.

fuck 7ha7, were am i supp0sd to go? thought Chief, straining his tiny brain to think.

arbitur. suddenly Chief said.

wait, wat m i siting agen? he looked behind and saw big graves with fresh flowers.

one gravestone read:

ARBITER, A SHIT TASTE IN GAMES 'N A SMARTA$$. January 7, 2008 - August 17, 2013

w4t th fug he said as he moved to the next one. It read:

CORTANA, TH4T 1NE UGLY CHlCK. April 4, 2008 - July 2, 2012

"is thi5 l1ke hellz? i will b3 sh0wn my s!ns @nd boom, 5atan. wait, wut the fug is the tird grav?" he wondered before moving to it.

GREG, A GROSS GAY DUDE. December 11, 2010 - August 17, 2013 he read not believing what he read.

now is rly wh@t t%e f|_|ck! he shouted, surprised.

And he was guilty of all their deaths. Maybe it was because of it he was atoned of his sins and forgiven. Or not.

CHIEEEEEEEF whined Arbiter in a ghastly voice, being nowhere to be seen.

CHIEEEF whined Cortana in her typical fast tone.

... Greg actually can't say anything, but Chief heard his intentions.

WAKE UP YOU IDIOT!

CHIEF, WAKE UP!

And then all he seen was searing light, he felt light... not the toy-light. Like the feeling of light after you accomplish something good in your life of evil.

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