(Warning this chapter contains clop. You have been warned.)

Upon seeing Vinyl's bedroom I was shocked beyond belief. Even words couldn't describe how surprised I was. Her room of all things was the CLEANIST THING I HAD EVER SEEN!

All I could say was "Whoa Vinyl it's so.... clean."

"Yah Octy was bitching about how filthy it was, and one night after work I came back and she had cleaned it from top too bottom." She smiled seductively and added, "What do you say we make a mess of things hmmm?"

I felt my dick getting hard and she noticed me covering it up ashamedly.

She pushed me on to the waterbed and said, "Don't be shy, I want to see it."

She pinned my arms down and asked "Can I lick it?"

At this point I was scared for one reason only. I was a HUMAN on Earth! It would be so wrong to do a pony wouldn't it? Then again here I am a pony as well so I just don't know!

I was about to refuse when I felt her do it any way. She started at the base and worked her tongue all the way to the tip. I moaned as the sensation went all the way through my body she did that a few times before I felt her go to the tip one last time and completely devour it.

I felt her tongue massaging my member as her head bobbed up and down while sucking as hard as she could. After a few mind numbing minuets I felt my self getting ready to cum. my legs jerked and twitched as I came hard.

I heard slurping noises as she released my cock and she said, "Well that was quite a load you were carrying there Moon."

I nodded still gasping for air as she said, "Your turn big guy."

I raised an eyebrow as she climbed on top of me and stuck her cunt in my face. Suddenly realizing what she wanted I went right to work lapping away at her pussy. She moaned loudly as I went deeper and deeper into her. After a while I felt her start twitching and jerking and I readied my self for her to cum. When she did l gulped it down greedily and she fell off me panting.

I had never had sex until that night and decided it was officially the best thing I had ever done even if it was only oral. And with a pony heh heh.

She sat up and said, "Now for the best part."

I looked at her and replied, "And what might that be?"

When she turned and looked at me I felt my blood run cold and I jumped out of the bed while screaming, "OH FUHUUUUUUUUUK NAAAAAAAW!"

"OH MY FUCKING CELESTIA SOMPONY HEEEEELP!" I continued screaming

I burst through the bedroom door like a mad stallion and saw Octavia at the end of the hall.

"Oh thank goodness your here Vinyl's a fucking vampire! Call the police quick!" I said in a panicked voice.

She looked down at me and smiled showing two pearly white fangs of her own then said, "Oh my don't be afraid it only hurts for a second. Then you hardly feel any thing at all." She burst out into an evil laugh while I ran into the kitchen for a knife.

I ended grabbing a meat cleaver As they both came around the corner.

"Tsk Tsk. You are making this harder than it has to be you know?" Octavia said an she moved with incredible speed and disarmed me with one swift hoof to the face.

I fell to the ground with a thud. I could taste the metallic taste of blood and felt some coming out of my nostrils. It was all I could do to get back up to my feet.

"Damn that's the first time anypony has even been able to move let alone stand after one of my sucker punches. Your strong as hell I'll give you that, but if you think that you have any chance in hell of beating me, you have another thing coming man." Octavia said quite calmly.

I used the last of my strength to clock that bitch a good one in the eye. We both hit the ground after that. the only difference is that she got back up. She leaned over and planted a kiss on my cheek right before the chomped down on my neck and gulped greedily. After about three mouthfuls she switched with Vinyl and she took almost enough to make me pass out.

The next thing I saw was quite mysterious as she bit her own hoof and poured her blood into a shot glass from the counter. She came over to me and forced my mouth open and said "Drink up big fella." as she poured the blood into my mouth an massaged my throat to make me swallow it all.

Every thing went black after that and I woke up next to Vinyl. (We were laying face to face.)

I mumbled "Was it all a dream?"

Then her eye's shot open and she said "No it sure wasn't moon."

I screamed bolted out the door and ran for the front door when Octavia jumped on my back and said Where in the hell do you think your going fresh meat? You haven't even fed yet.

I gulped and said "So what's for breakfast then?"

She looked back at me and said "Don't you mean who's for breakfast?"

The laughed at her own joke then grabbed me by the hoof and said "Lets get somepony to eat shall we?"

All I could do was gulp and think "Fuck!"