"Brandon Cheyenne where are you guys!?"

I went to run and WHAM! I found myself with a mouth full of dirt. I stood back up and spit out the dirt. "Oh gimme a freakin break..." I, in my haste didn't even consider the fact that I'm gonna have to learn how to walk like a pony... After about thirty minuets of pratice I was able to canter pretty well but I still stumbled when I tried to gallop. I sat on my haunches and said. Okay, lets try this again." I stood and began to trot slowly. Gradually that elevated into a canter and likewise that became a full gallop. I smiled like a mad man and thought aloud, "It's not so bad when you get used to it." I quickly stopped and turned towards the little town and said "Don't worry guys I'm on my way." With that, I was off.

I ran as fast as I could not knowing where I was going. Eventually I saw a sort of familiar face. It was none other than Vinyl Scratch herself.

In my head I was jumping for joy, but on the out side I was scared out of my mind.

I approached her with all my strength and said, "Miss Vinyl Scratch you wouldn't have happened to see any other new ponies around would you?"

She stared at me funny and said, "First off just call me Vinyl. Second off no just you. Third off off you have five seconds to tell me how the hell you know my name."

She took a couple steps closer then I gulped and said "Sorry Vinyl I don't have time to explain so yah bye!" I did a one eighty degrees turn and ran like hell . I looked back and saw her chasing me so I yelled, "FUHUUUUUUUUUK NAAAAAAAW! Somepony help me this mare is crazy!"

"Oh hell no you didn't!" she yelled and lunged at me.

I hit the ground with a thud and yelled "Hey get off me lady!"

She didn't budge. I struggled as hard as i could but she just wouldn't move. "Aw come on Vinyl get off me please."

She looked at me and said "I will as soon as you tell me how the hell you know my name."

I sighedd and said "Because I've seen you at Club Canterlot before. You were the DJ and said your stage name was DJ-Pon3."

"Yah thats me. I guess I was being a little rash wasn't I?" She stared at me apoligetically and got off my chest.

"Well you know me but I dont know you." I stared at her blankly. "In other words what's your name man?"

I stared at her and said, "It's Fran" Instant facehoof. ".... I mean Dark Moon." I just barely caught my mistake as my name would be abnormal here.

"Nice to meet you Moon. I was just going to meet up with my friend Octy at Sugarcube Corner want to come with me?"

"You mean Octavia?" I said.

She looked at me strangly and said, "You know Octy?"

I mentally facehoofed and said, "Yah she played at last years Gala didn't she?"

She nodded and said "Yah that was her alright. Man did that party turn into a fiasco."

I chuckled and said "Yep it sure was. The best part was when Pinkie pulled out her party cannon!"

We both burst out laughing and she said, "Yah and did you see Rarity smear Prince Blueblood with that cake. Freaking priceless I tell ya."

I just nodded as she led me through Ponyville showing me various landmarks. We finally arrived at our destination when I saw a familiar pink mare bouncing by a grey one who had a slight look of annoyance.

"Pinkie Pie?!" I thought aloud. A little too loud I noticed as she turned her head and gasped.

Before I could even think of another excuse about how I knew her name she had bounced next to me asking, "I've never met you before have I? I mean I have never forgotten a face in my life, and I know every resident of Ponyville. So who are you? How did you know my name? Are you psychic? What's you favorite flavor of milkshake? "

I put a hoof up and said, "No we've never met, my name's Dark Moon, I have heard of your extraordinary parties is how I knew your name, no I'm not psychic, and my favorite flavor of milkshake is a mix of pinna colada and strawberry. Did I miss any questions?"

Her jaw dropped and she said, "Wow! No one's ever been to answer all my questions in one try. I have a good feeling about you."

She bounced away and a few seconds later she came back with a milkshake and seated me between Octavia and Vinyl then bounced back to work.

"So where and when did you two meet?" Octavia asked nonchalantly.

"Well I was wondering around out earlier side of Ponyville and I said her name, she chased me down wanting to know how I knew her, I told her, she apologized, and here we are now." I replied.

"Simple enough for me. So where do you live?" She kept on at me.

"Well nowhere at the moment."

Their jaws dropped and Vinyl said, "WHAT! Your homeless?!"

I grinned sheepishly and said, "You could say that."

"Would you like to sleep with us until you get a home?" Octavia asked calmly.

I suppressed a laugh at her choice of words and said, "It would be my pleasure to if it's of no bother to either of you kind mares."

"Then it's settled, Octy we have a new roommate!"

We didn't say much more as we were thoroughly enjoying our drinks. As the sun started to descend they showed me to their home.

"Whoa nice pad you've got here guys." I said as I admired the black walls with very little bright things around.

"It's not that great unless your into black." Octavia deadpanned.

"And there's no coach which means your going to have to sleep with one of us." Vinyl added in a very seductive voice.

"So who's it going to be?" Octavia said just as seductive.

"I I I I I..."

"Lets flip a bit for it." Vinyl said.

"Fine by me." Replied Octavia.

"Heads for Vinyl tails for Octavia?" I asked.

They nodded as Vinyl pulled a bit from her saddlebag. she flipped it and I shut my eyes as it hit the floor.

"Boohyah! In your face Octavia!" Vinyl yelled because it had landed on heads.

She grabbed me by my right hoof and dragged me to her room.

Author's Notes:

If you didn't get the this joke Would you like to sleep with us until you get a home? the joke is she asked me if I would like to sleep with them wink wink hint hint yay sex!