A young man, lost in a strange world that he cannot begin to understand, tries to return home with the help of his pet-

"Hey announcer guy, Bob isn't my pet,"

"Rawr,"

"Ya, he's more like a servant or something,"

Smack

"N-not c-cool, Bob"

Will our unlikely hero return home? Will Bob the Manticore keep his friend safe from the nonsense that Equestria has to offer?

"Rawr,"

Find out!

Edit: in hiatus until I finish what is love

Just a little something I thought up a little while ago. A Tarzan-ish fic you probably shouldn't read but I wouldn't mind if you did.

Thanks to hs0003 and Procket12 for their usual help.