Once upon a time, in the magikal lands of "Anonyquestria" there lived a purple unicorn, named "Sparkly Twilight". Sparkly lived in a bush/CD store, and had a pet lizard, named Spikey-Wikey.
Ms. Twilight had 5 friends,

Shutterfly, a blonde photographer.

Pink Diagram Pie, she makes pie charts.

Dashing Rainbow, who's madly in love with:

Jack yer Apples, an orange farmer.

And last, and probably least, Whiny Little Beeatch.

The two hacker goddesses of Anonyquestria are called "Trollestia" (The goddess of pissing people off)
and Lun4FTW1 (Goddess of the Night)

Jack yer Apple's bro "FatArse Macintosh" is addicted to Big Macs.
His cutie mark is a fat pony with his mouth full.
And he always says "yupeee" to a free Big Mac.

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He secretly is in love with his sister, but she just thinks he's a fatass.

Shutterfly has a pet tiger, named "Seraphic". She also shoots more than just pictures.

She's ex-SF, in fact, and brought down Anonyquestria's greatest threat:

OsamabinGryphon12345.

Single hoofedly, I might add.

She was all like "FREEZE MOFO!"

And he was all like "NO WAI N00B!"

And she was all like "BANGBANGBANG!!!"

And he was all like "DAMMIT NOW I GOTTA RESPAWN!"

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