the tale of that guy... or... mare?
Chapter 5: chapter 6: EVERYTHING IS CHAOS NOW!!!!
Previous Chapter Next Chapterthe next day was like no other. its was utter chaos. princess celestia(surprisingly) found out how to make the computers and make the internet, so for me, it seemed like it would be heaven, but it was utter hell. i looked around to see there were also video cameras, and just regular photo cameras, and mixed up cameras. then i thought to myself. "hey, if celestia got the idea from me, then i should get a free computer and free wifi!!!!!" "nope!" i heard a voice in my head and immediately knew it was celestia. "i will get you trollestia!!!" i thought. "HEY DONT CALL ME THAT!!!" celestia said suddenly appearing beside me."how come? do you not like that name, trollestia!!!!" i was going to have some fun. "i swear to.... umm... myself!!! that i will get you back!!!" celestia said. she suddenly teleported back to her castle. "that was.... awkward." i said. i saw twilight super happy about the fact that computers were made, now she could study easier. "hey twi, how are you?" i asked. "oh im fine, you?" twi replied. "oh nothing, except that I made the internet here!!!" i said. big mistake. everypony else within 5-10 meters heard me, suprisingly, because theres alot of racket going on and it would seem impossible to even hear me within 2 meters, even in the voice i just used.
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i ran and ran and ran, but some unicorns tried to levitate me to them, but they failed, because celestia (during our little hangout) taught me a spell that tore through the levitation spell. some pegasi were trying to grab me and literally take me away high in the sky and (you know what). they didnt get a grasp on me(pause music). i instantly teleported out of the town completely and ended up in canterlot. i saw rarity and asked her why she was there. "oh im here to find photo finish and try to get my fashion career on track!" she said "and why are you here darling?" i said>"i guess i teleport to a random place when im in distress." "and what happened so bad that you were in distress and teleported here?" she asked. "do you like the internet?" i said "YES!!!!! it really helps me with advertising my fashion!" she said. "then never mind." i said. "what is it?" she asked. "never mind......" i said, "you can tell me anything darling" she said. "ok, everypony in pony ville loves the internet-" i said, but got interrupted by rarity "how come thats so bad?" she said. "just let me finish. everypony in pony ville loves the internet, and im the one who basically created it" i said. rarity gave me a huge hug after i said that "OH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!" she said, and everypony around me just stared at me and her. "oh.... sorry about the, scene." rarity said, slightly blushing . "its ok, just as long as nopony heard about me creating the internet. thast all im worried about right now" i whispered to rarity. "why not! you'll be famous about the fact the YOU, the smartest pony in all of equestria, made the internet!!!!" rarity said. "IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU RARITY!!!!!" i thought. (resume music) then out of the blue, almost everypony started to run after me.... again. this time, nopony tried to do it with me (im so happy about that!). but they still ran after me. and MAN they were violent. i think someponys even pulled my mane back and my tail. after that happened, a blast of magic 'blasted' everypony near me away with the force of a train running at full speed. i kinda blacked out when this happened, but i have heard storys, and i think this is how'd it go.
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my eyes were very dark with a little slim white aura outside of them, i was like the grim reaper him self. everypony was terrified as there was a pulsing black-ish white aura around me, circling me like a force field. "FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST MY PRIVACY AND WELL BEING, YOU SHALL PAY!!!!!! FIRST, I WILL KILL YOU, THEN, I WILL GUT YOU, THEN I WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL AND FEED IT THE THE DEVILS IN THE UNDERWORLD!!!!!" everypony was scared literally half to death, i slowly walked up to my first victim and almost killed him, if it wasnt for princess celestia to knock me out with a "knock-out-spell". i woke up in the hospital, restrained, as they still thought i was dangerous."where am i!!! how'd i get here!!! and why am i restrained!!!" i said pretty scared about what was going to happen next. "you went crazy, and almost killed everypony in all of equestria. you were on a rampage" celestia said "and i knocked you out with a 'knock-out-spell' that i know. its a very strong one to, it usually lasts for about a week, but, surprisingly, you only got knocked out for a day." celstia finished. "what?!?! you knocked me out!!! WHY!!! oh yah, forgot about the rampage for a sec there...." i said."twilight is very suprise at the amount of dark amgic in you, nopony has that amount of dark magic, and doesnt use it." celestia said. "how much is it?" i said. "i cant quite say exactly how much, but if it would fill your body, it would fill about 95%" celestia said. my jaw dropped when she finished saying that one sentence. "how!!!" i said. "i dont know how you suppress that magic, but you were doing a good job untill everypony started rampaging on you about the fact that you made the internet idea." celestia said, "oh ya, forgot that. oh and also, thanks alot for reading my mind, I REALLY appreciate it. i said sarcastically."sorry..... i shouldnt invade your personal space like that...." celestia said. i guess the mane six (minus twilight) were sitting outside in the waiting room, even though we have only been acquainted, they still worried about me, what nice mares. i went out to the waiting room/exit/entrance and saw that they were all waiting(hehe, get it? because its... the... waiting room?? hehe, yeah..... ok lets get back to the story) "oh i was SO worried about you!!" rarity said. "ah hope yeh aint hurt much vince!" apple jack said. "oh it would just hurt me super-duper much if you werent ok!!" pinkie said. "i hope that you arent hurt to much......" fluttershy said, but in a quite voice as she was still shy to me. "wheres rainbow dash?" i said. "she 'ad teh go teh work" apple jack said. "oh bummer" i said. "hey! how about we throw a 'glad your well vince' party!!!" pinkie said. "i dont think thats a good idea pinkie" i said. "oh.... ok...." pinkie said. i swear i saw her hair deflate a little. "ok, how about we just go to my ho- oh......" i said remembering i STILL have no place to stay. "whats wrong vince?" rainbow dash said as she suddenly flew in from the door. "i have no place to stay. and also, i dont think i want to be called vince anymore, thats my middle name after all, just call me by my first name, aeris" i said. "okiey dokiey lokiey!!!!" pinkie said. "your welcome to stay with me vin- i mean- aeris" RD said. "that seems fine" i said. "oh this is going to be fun!" RD said.
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me and the mane six (including twilight this time) went to the bar so i could ease up a bit."i hope we all dont get to drunk on our ass's" rainbow said. "me too, that would be a COMPLETE mess" i said. we got to the bar and the first thing i see is vinyl. "i think we should go somewhere else" i said, "why aeris? whats wrong about this palce? its the best bar in town!" twilight said. "its because of the dj thats here tonight, its vinyl, we have some..... history..... bad history." i said. before i could get out, vinyl noticed me and teleported to me." hey vince." vinyl said. "my name is now aeris, vinyl" i said. "well well well, trying to get a new life i see." vinyl said. "no, vince is my middle name, aeris, my first" i said reassuring her."whatever, you are boring me, plus this song is almost over and i gotta go put a new record in, cya!" vinyl took off towards the dj set. "well, that was kinda awkward." twi' said. "pinkie, can i talk to you for a second?" i said. "okiey dokiey lokiey!" pinkiy replied. "i heard you can break through the fourth wall." i said. "mmhmm!!!" pinkie replied. "can you get me back to my universe for a second?" i said. "nope! cant do that!" pinkie said. "oh why not!" i said in a whiny tone. "because it doesnt work like hat you silly!" pinkie said. "alright then , i guess ill just have to leave my mp3 player back at home." i said. i walked over to twilight and me and her started to have a conversation about the incident about 2 days ago in canterlot..... Next Chapter: chapter 7: dark magic Estimated time remaining: 13 Minutes
