as i walked to princess celestias room, i couldnt help but notice someponys just staring at me, it was kinda freaky. "celestia, im not very comfortable with all these ponys just staring at me...." i said "oh dont worry, they'll just stop sooner or later". they didnt stop staring at me untill i got to celestias room. "oh how fun this is going to be!!" celestia said in a very happy tone. "i cant WAIT to learn about your culture and your interests!" celestia said."oh dont worry, i have alot of stuff to tell you." i said. it was about an hour later until me and celestia were friends. "oh yes, those strange green things, what are they called again??" celestia said. "those 'green things' are called creepers" i replied "and what do they do again?" celestia asked, "they explode when they get to close to you, i dont really like them" i said. "i can tell why. and what is this 'video game' you speak of again?" celestia asked. "its called 'minecraft'. i play it all the time, its super fun. also there's this other game called 'call of duty: modern warfare 3' that i just love." i said "and what is this 'game' about?" celestia asked. "its where you kill people and save the world from total destruction and play with other people online and shoot the hell outa them" i said. "MY GOD THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE!!!!" celestia said, with a very shocked expression on her face. "dont worry, they arent real people, there just animated-computer animated to be exact-characters that dont really resemble any other living being. and in no way, hurts any living being at all." i said. "oh..... ok then, i guess its not all that bad, at least if 'people' in 'real life' dont do that stuff." celestia said. "they do" CRAP. "WHAT" celestia said "HOW COULD ANYPO- i mean- ANYONE DO THAT!!!" celestia said. "well, you see....... ummm.... how should i put this......... guns" i said, celestia looked puzzled, so i said "guns are things that shoot out of these things called 'bullets', they are very dangerous and can kill someone almost instantly if you shoot in the right place. its an instant kill if you shoot right here *points at head*. lodes of people back on my planet un-support these things, and also the main use of these guns. wars." i said. celestia still looked puzzled, "yes, i have broken her poker face" i thought to myself. "what does my poker face have to do with anything?!??" celestia said. "crap, i forgot she could read minds" i thought. "you know i can hear you right?" celestia said. "crap, gotta think of... ummm... CHICKENS!!!!!!" i thought. "what?? chickens???" celestia said, while she facehoofed."no, not chickens you stupid. ummm....... yes!! perfect." i thought (i was thinking of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcTy7nixr84) "that has a nice tone to it, whats it called??" celestia said. "its called electric rock, the song is called 'party cannon'. as you can tell, its a youtube video" (FUCK I DID IT AGAIN!!!)

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