Derpy is a liar and a pervert, Octavia is a sexy egomaniac, Lyra is a psychopath, Bon Bon is an annoying idiot, Vinyl Scratch is a bragger with a serious inferiority complex, Time Turner is a stupid genius and Carrot Top is a brute. They hate each other's gust. Incidentally, they're also best friends.

When Carrot Top decides that she wants to get revenge on her boyfriend, she doesn't stop to think about the consequences. Her friends do, however, and try to stop her. After all, they're a bunch of sociopaths trying to infiltrate into a royal event. What's the worst thing that could happen?

A (very) different take on your favorite background ponies' personalities. May contain traces of very slight shipping, but there's no actual romance.

Proof-reading by The-baas, Rainshine and Lucky Roll.

Rated teen for strong language and themes, plus a couple innuendos.

Despite the lack of tags, this story has every background pony mentioned in the description as a protagonist. However, Fimfiction only allows five character tags, so imagine Derpy and Octavia are in there too.

As the story is already written, it will be updated every two days.