"Luna, what in the hell are you doing?!" I asked. Luna appear to be pushing it with this "testing" stuff. She walked her way towards me while she had a big grin with a notepad floating in the air. I turned my head to Celestia to see her holding her hoof to her face and shaking her head in a disappointed fashion. Applejack and Rainbow both stood up and grabbed a cup with their hooves, wait what? How? What!? How did they grabbed those cups? There's no handles? THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY LOGICAL SENSE! But then again, I'm in a world filled with colorful ponies. BUT STILL! I lost my concentration of the hooves when Luna sat right next and bumped me with her elbow.

"So! I've been very! Very! Curious on what it might be if you got intoxicated" Luna said giving me a big smile

"Okay, first of off, do you give liquor to your young citizens?" I asked

"Well, no. Not if there under age" she said

"Okay, now when does a pony reach adulthood?"

"When there eighteen of course!"

"How old am I Luna?" her ears dropped and her smile went away

"Fifteen"

"well there you go" I said bluntly

"So you never been intoxicated?"

"Nope, and I don't plan to start"

"At tha boy, Jason! Wadsworth said admiring my position.

Luna nodded in defeat and opened her eyes to see Dash and Applejack to be holding there cup to her. She popped the cork with her magic and pour the liquid into there cups that were being held by FREAKING HOOVES! WADSWORTH IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AT ALL!

"I know sir! It is bothering me very much!" Wadsworth said as I heard his voice in my mind.

Soon after, the rest raised their cups to Luna who happily poured liquor into their cups. I didn't expect Fluttershy to bring her cup up but I guess you learn something new from someone everyday huh? Twilight and Rarity brought there cups to Luna with their freaky powers. Soon after Celestia wanted some and I was that loser at a party who was being a little goody good shoes. But hey, I don't care.

"Come on Jason! I first drinked beer when I was fifteenth!" Rainbow Dash said

"Yeah same here partner! Ah remember when ah first got hooched! It was amazing, beside the terrible headache in tha morning!" Applejack said nudging me.

"Well.. Good for you, but I stand where I stand"

"Do you mean sit?" Twilight said

"Yes, Yes I do" I said a little bit of annoyed. Celestia, Luna and Rarity sipped their liquor in a very fashionable way while Rainbow Dash and Applejack just... Chug the whole thing. It kinda amazed me, but then they got into a "friendly" competition of who can chug the fastest and both were drunk faster then you can say intoxicated. We kept talking about myself. I soon wanted to know more about them.

"So about your guards, are they all like... Slaves to you or is there a chain of command?"

"Slaves? No, a chain of command sounds more about right, we give the order and they follow" Celestia said

"Hmmm... I haven't seen any actually weapons, just bows and pikes? No firepower?"

"What do you mean actually weapons?"

"I'm sorry, they are weapons, I meant. Actually killing power? Like guns and cannons with explosives projectiles. None of that?"

"Guns? What is that? But with the cannons, yes we do, but they were never meant to shoot viscous items to other life, even if it was justified"

"Well, what about the other colonies here. Or is there even others?"

"Yes, we are Equestrians from Equestria, there is Vaiderz from Vaidseelow and Denners from Landeneno"

"Are they all ponies or what?"

"No, the Vaiderz are wolfs, we had some bad times in the past but we had settled for an agreement after a strange figure won the war we were in. The Denners are Donkeys, because most of our subjects don't like "Mules" or "Jackasses", we haven't had a good relationship with them"

"Oh... wow. A strange figure you say?"

"Yes, but we don't remember much of him, now that I think of it, it was said he sort of looked like yo-"

"-You know what I ju-just noticed? That *hic* That alien right there... is pretty cute" Applejack then bursted in to laughing with Rainbow Dash while Twilight and Rarity giggled. I didn't knew what face to put up. Do I put up a flattered face? Do I put up a confused face because I was confused as hell. I pretty sure she didn't mean that because shes a horse and a human with a horse would be wrong. So i just tossed a mix of those faces. To make it worst, Celestia began to get silly. I fear the liquor is beginning to get to her.

"Is this always how you treat a guest to your kingdom?" I asked

"Of course not! We just haven't drinked liquor in a loonnnnng time. I think the last time me and Luna drank was 1471 years ago!" Celestia smiled when she saw my jaw on the ground and I proceeded to pick it up. Suddenly, the doors opened.

*!OPEN!*

to reveal two more ponies. One was wearing some sort of commanders outfit that had a white coat with a blue mane. The other one seemed to be an other princess, well, I think she was. She had the crown and the wings with the horn and everything, she had a pink coat with a darker pink mane.

"BROTHER!"

"Brother?"