ONE WAY TICKET TO EQUESTRIA

CLOTHING

EdgarDoesEverything

     Luna used her magic to set the last piece of paper down onto a plastic tray. She sighed in relief and began to think.

     "Is everything alright your highness?" Rarity said as she entered the room, accompanied by two royal guards. She had Jason's new clothing in the air, surrounded by a light blue era.

     "Yes, Rarity. I just had some thoughts going through my mind, that Is all." Luna said smiling.

     "Ah. Glad to hear that your highness-"

     "-Luna is alright, Rarity"

     "Oh, well glad to hear, Luna! I have Jason's clothing done and I hope he likes it!"

     "Well, I'll be the judge of that, please hand them over Rarity!" Jason yelled in the bathroom. Rarity unlocked the door and Jason screamed.

     "NOOOO! JUST PASS THEM TO ME! Please!" Jason stuck out his hands out the door while Rarity passed the clothing to him. After the clothing touched Jason's hands, he swiped them and closed the door. Rarity and Luna waited out the door to hear the human changing, he grunted and occasionally made some odd noises. The noise went silent, the doorknob tilted and the door opened to reveal Jason, he wore a nicely stitched, black pants, with a little off the edge green shirt with a linear white stripe starting from the left shoulder and down to the hip.

     "Hmmmm... Yeah, I like this!" Jason said with two thumps up towards Rarity, she smiled and looked confused

     "Pardon me Jason, but what does that mean?"

     "Uhh, what does?"

     "The little thing that you just did with your smaller hooves, please enlighten me." Rarity said looking adorable. Jason laughed at the remark of his fingers being smaller horse legs.

     "Rarity, these are fingers, and this is my hand. What I was doing was a positive gesture in my galaxy, meaning, good job!" Jason heard Luna writing things down. Luna was smiling down at her notebook.

     "You having fun there Luna?" He said smirking.

     "Quite." she said gigging.

     "I guess her stitching is all right." Wadsworth said quietly

     "But the stitching in the left arm is littler than the right arm by an inch so this concluded that I'm not impressed." Wadsworth said bluntly.

      "What? I did? B-but, It's still good right?" Rarity said looking quite down.

     "Of course It Is Rarity, Wadsworth is just jealous" Rarity smiled and Jason swiftly went to turn Wadsworth's volume down.

     "I CERTAINLY AM NOT"

     "What was that dear?"

     "He said he liked it" Jason said chuckling. Celestia entered the room.

     "Hi there everypony" Celestia said looking quite tired.

     "And human and robot" Jason corrected her which made Celestia glare at him until she broke a smile.

     "Did anything interesting happen?" Celestia said to Jason.

    "Well, Luna has basically everything on her notepad so you can look at that" He said taunting Luna.

     "Well it's not my fault that I'm so interested" Luna said admiring herself which Jason rolled his eyes. Celestia looked over the notes when she got to the part where Jason had gone crazy.

     "Jason..... Are you alright?" Jason already knew what part what she was talking about and gave her the cold shoulder.

    "Jason if something is wrong... Don't fear to talk to us okay?" Jason didn't respond and just looked down to the floor. Celestia went back to reading the note until she giggled from Jason bathroom problems.

     "Was It really that difficult Jason?" She said smiling

     "Yes, It frustrated the hell out of me, and Luna forget to write down a part too" Luna eyes open in denial and looked at jason who was giving a evil grin.

     "And what is that Jason?" Celestia asked concerned

     "Ohhh nothing... Just you know... THE PART WHERE LUNA TRIED TO RAPE ME!" Jason yelled followed by a loud gasp by Luna.

     "WHY I NEVER DO SUCH A THING! I WAS JUST TRYING-"

     "LIES! ALL LIES!" Jason said screaming, trying to look as serious as possible. The two now ranted on while Celestia was giving the oddest of faces.

     "Just an hour Luna and this happens" She said joking at Luna who did not get the pun.

     "WH-WHAT! SISTER I SWEAR I DID NO SUCH THING" Luna said looking desperate.

    "I was only kidding Luna" Celestia said laughing. Luna stared at Jason with a fierce look and teleported in front of Jason's face. Rarity was in the corner trying her best to not to laugh at the drama unfolding.

     "tell them now! The truth!" Luna yelled at Jason face who couldn't keep a straight face.

     "Okay, okay. Girls- errr... Ponies, Luna's breath smells good, there I said it, now please tell me what type of toothpaste you use-"

     "NOT THAT!" Luna face was red from all the embarrassment and roared at Jason's face who was laughing.

    "Okay fine, Luna didn't rape me, happy?" Jason said shrugging at Luna who sort of looked pleased.

     "Now I want you to say, rape is not a funny subject"

     "No thank you" Jason said

     "DO IT NOW!"

     "I don't have to take this, I'm going for a walk" Jason said smiling

     "If you don't say it, I'M GOING TO BRING A TIMBER WOLF INSIDE HERE" Jason dived to a nearby table and looked horrified.

     "Pshh, I-I don't care!"

     "Jason, your fear levels are rising" Wadsworth said in a virtual chuckle. Luna smiled and Jason felt defeat

     "Alright... Rape is not a funny subject... no matter how funny I think it is" Luna stand victorious.

     "Good, are you ready for dinner now?" Luna said while she picked up the table and the items from the floor.

    "Sorry about that" He said pointing at the things at the floor, "but yes I am" He said

     "Shall we?" Celestia said, using her magic to open the door.

     The princesses left the room, Rarity and I follow behind. We had to freaking walk down the stairs and to make it worst I got a cramp while half-way there, It was so intense that I needed to ride on Celestia back which made us all awkward. So awkward that I wished I died by that timber wolf. When we reached the double doors to the dinner, I jumped off of Celestia and took the pain like a man.

     "Your cramp is gone?" Celestia asked

     "ER-Nope! Ju- urghh FFF- Don't want to lo-look like a fool, HM! Yup, lets eat already!" Celestia couldn't bear to see Jason suffer.

     "I didn't want it to come to this" Celestia said looking said and her horn glowing.

     "Wait what are you doing?" Jason asked but Celestia didn't respond,

     "Hey come on now! I-I can still run! Look see I'm fine-urghh! See!" Celestia horn grew a bright flash she zapped my leg and the cramp stopped.

     "Holy crap! No way!" I said in amazement, he turned his head up and was going to say something until he saw Celestia and Luna entering the dinner leaving me unable to respond. The doors shut behind them.

     "Well, lets get this over with" I opened the door to be blinded by the light.

I rubbed my eyes from the bright light and when I opened them, vision slowly set in. A table first appeared, It's craftwork was amazing. Slight curved edges complementing the white marble table as it shined like a diamond. The end of the tables were sharp edges. I then saw princess Celestia and Luna taking their seats while the purple, blue, orange, yellow, pink and white ponies did as well.

Geez, I already forgot their names. Well, I always wasn't good with names, I thought. The seating was the same just like the first time we ate together. I wasn't surprised. After my vision had finally set in, I saw this place was a royal diner. Elegant statues, beautiful artwork, butlers magically lifting pans in the air and all that good stuff. The air smelled like fresh pastry with small sniffs of ranch with salad, lingered the air. My mouth watered as I grew hungrier. Pretty sure there won't be meat so I'm not expecting it, would be nice though. I saw one chair in the right side of the table and began walking towards it while saying.

"Soooo alone!!! Alooonneee!" in a musically tone. I heard the girls giggling. I pulled the chair and sat down, placed my hands on the bottom of the platform and pushed myself in. I freaked out a bit when I realized that I just sat on a chair. I looked downed and saw that It has turned into a cushion. I looked up in confusion and looked up the ponies to be seating in cushions as well.

What in the world? I thought. I began to think when I heard a voice call to me.

"Jason?"  I couldn't understand what that voice said, it was to quiet to hear it, then I heard it again but this time a little louder. I waited for it to call again to see what it was saying.

"Jason?!" I threw my head up to see the princesses looking at me with worry.

"Is everything alright, Jason? You're sweating unnormally, or is it just that your species sweat that much?" Luna said. I placed my head on my forehead to feel an ocean forming. I looked down to see a small, white rag. I pick it up and began to wipe my head.

"is it hot in here?" Celestia asked me

"Uhhhh- No! Just, something weird happen that's all" I could had tell Luna was about to say, like what? But the doors that led to a kitchen opened and dozens of stallions marched out in a uniformed line, using their freaky power to levitate several flying meals on a silver plate, marked with shiny gold patterns. The flying platters were gently placed in front of us and the coverings were removed to reviled what I had smelled. Bread that was giving a small heat wave laid decorated in a bed of salad with ranch poured in a mannerly fashion. I looked at the other plates excitedly to see what else was on the menu. Steamed vegetables with soup over there. Potatoes and cheese their. Rice and butter over here annnddd! No meat. Great. Oh whatever, all I could think right now is munching on some of those carrots that Fluttershy has, hey! Fluttershy is the yellow one and, and the white one is Rarity! That one punched me in the face and that one is Rainbow Dash! Pinkie Pie and Twilight! Man I'm awesome. I said to myself while admiring myself. I look at my silverware and actually saw a fork.

"OH MY GOSH!" I yelled to which every pony turned their head to.

"What"s the matter hun?" Applejack said.

"I have a fork!" I said looking directly to Celestia who was giving a small evil grin. I held the fork to my chest, hugging it tightly as a creepy sense hit me in the head.

"You know..." Celestia said slowly with a seductive voice. "I don't have a fork.. Would you be so kindly to let me borrow your?" The words hit me as if she shot a round into my heart. I began to daydream the fork and I. The fork was suddenly grabbed by a white hoof with a golden shoe. It was slowly pulled into a small hole as I ranned for it, screaming , NO! I went back to reality and took the fork off my chest and handed it to Celestia slowly. The whole thing took five second but for me, it took five years, five taunting, slow years. When she grabbed it I made a small cry which the other ponies giggled to.

"Thank you Jason, I will eat happily now!" *Gasp* Taunting me is she?! Well two can play that game!

"Yeah... Good for you!" I said with my head down on the table. I hear a fork tossed to the side of me and I look up to see Pinkie Pie has generously given me hers.

"Uhhh... Thanks Pinke!"

"No problem! I prefer mouth anyways!" Pinkie dove her head into what seem like soup with steamed vegetables. I picked up the fork and felt a small patch of what felt like tape. I looked at the back of the utensil to see a picture of a smiley face. I smiled and it seemed that it worked it's charm. I grab one of the plates with salad and began munching on the food. I guess I was quite hungry because I was making a rude chomping sound as I ate quickly. Emptying a plate in a minute or two and placing it down somewhere it won't get in the way and grabbing another platter and to feast on whatever was on it. After eight plates or so, I finally got full and sat slopplishy in the cushion. I burped.

"Um, Excuse me!" I said. Just with that I heard another burp from Applejack, it was quite loud

"That's how it's done!"

"Oh what! You challenging me!" I said trying to look intimidating. Suddenly Rainbow Dash gave a huge burp which lasted for quite while

"I learned from the best, the best was me by the way" Rainbow said as she won the battle.

"Burping  is nothing but gas. When you eat or drink, you don't just swallow food or liquid. You also swallow air at the same time. The air we breathe contains gases, like nitrogen and oxygen. Sometimes when you swallow these gases, they need to get out. That's where burping comes in! Extra gas is forced out of the stomach, up through the esophagus, and out of the mouth as a burp!" Twilight said. Rainbow Dash was pretending to sleep and Applejack seemed as she was still trying to understand what some words  Rarity looked disgusted and Pinkie kept eating what seemed like a cake. Suddenly Fluttershy burps o loud that I swear, I felt the ground shake. She quickly said excused me in the cutest little voice I ever had. Her face was also red as she couldn't help the embarrassment. I don't blame her, I mean she didn't talk for the whole dinner and when she did, she burped like hell. After we calmed down from the laughing and got more settled in I thanked them for the food and tried to clean up after my self but was stopped by Rarity as she said it's the waiters job to do the cleaning and to enjoy yourself.

Make senses I guess. After they took the dirty plates and cleaned up Pinkie, Celestia asked me a question.

"Did you enjoy the meal?"

"Yes, very fresh. I could taste the amazing work that it was put in to it"

"Excuse me for a bit, I must get something to experiment on!" Luna stood and walked out the door to quickly that Celestia couldn't stop her.

"Once again Rarity, thank you for the clothing. I'm surprised that you did it so well on your first try!"

"Why thank you darling, but to be honest, I messed up a couple of times trying to get the sleeves right with the structure of your build" Fluttershy said something quietly

"Do you have any other animals back home?"

"Yeah, we got mammals like deers, bears, buffaloes, whales, fish and stuff"

"Ohh.. do you have doggies and farm animals?" she said

"Yeah! Cows, pigs and chicks" I said

"Neat-o! You say you humans farm?" Applejack said

"yeah we farm, but I don't know much of it, I'll try my best but really, they'll turn into dust" I said chuckling

"Do your species write to keep knowledge for other people?" Twilight asked

"Yeah, we read, write, draw, to give knowledge to others. We have a lots of libraries so most people can just walk down a few blocks and rent a book" Twilight gasped as she heard libraries and began to get excited. Celestia took note of that and asked me.

"It seems where not so different in society, well with the exception of technology of course"

Suddenly the doors opened to revealed Luna holding two bottles of Royal liquor and look directly at me.

"Who wants to test something out!!!"

Run sir! It's a trap!

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