"Mr. Eldridge..." I snapped off the desk, "....can you repeat what I just said?" He said pointing to the board.

"Uh.....I- That we as a Blooded individual will be physically superior at the cost of our reproductive ability and....actually sir is our vision an issue given tha- arses....that our eyes are kind of weird..." Libra looked at me with some hint of both pride and annoyance.

"I am glad to see part of you paying attention, and we don't know yet, I suppose we could run a physical next week..." He took a piece of chalk and started marking some things on the board, "Now......to summarize....We are the blooded servants of Lady Luna, we can operate with almost no sleep, the process usually overwhelms the individuals previous consciousness; going to have to make an addendum to that. We are physically superior to our previous selves, and we....maybe not you, can fly for great distances and at great speeds," He set the chalk down, "Any last questions?"

"Yeah...how many of you are there?"

"Yourself included?"

"No...."

"Hmmm maybe fifty out of the entire batpony population....so about....two percent? I've never been great at math,"

"You're not sure? I mean you shou- Don't mind him si- Hey don't ya cut me- then don't disrespect the commander!"

"Gentlemen.....please, you need to stop that....you can't function like this,"

"Well I can't properly serve Luna with this....degenerate undermining my service! And I can't deal with some proper asswipe being all prickish! Ugh....it pains me to think that you and my mistress...were- shaggin.....we fucked.....get over it.....you know how it felt, you know it was rather painful....get over it,"

".....Tomas....please," Libra walked over to the desk I had parked myself in, "You are sword to her service...be respectful,"

"....Libra...she nearly broke my pelvis...." I leaned over to him, "I nearly drowned!" Ugh....you disgust me. "Shut up Rhys.....sorry, he's complaining about my....what did you say? -Crassness....and vulgarity, -Right....that."

".....Tomas....don't hate me......but I wish Rhys was in control," He said putting his hoof on my hand, "I'm sorry.....I do feel bad about it,"

"Eh don't worry 'bout it.....people like proper Brits more....I blame stupid spy movies...actually....on the note of Lun- Lady Luna- right...about her, does any of this...stuff, have to do with....her....you know- As he put...shagging- ....right....wow, you actually said shaggin" Shagging Tomas....Shagg-ing.

He gave me an odd look, "Not to my knowledge....lets assume it is purely a coincident."

I crossed my arms and leaned back, "I'd like to imagine it was meant to be" This caught Libra off guard, "Don't look at me...the other guy said it...I just enjoy the ride....and all it's pains...." I laughed to myself.

"....right....I suppose the ends our lesson...I suggest you find Lady Luna, I'm sure she would love to meet you both in person, maybe she can help you settle whatever bad blood their is between you,"

"Maybe- Perhaps...."

"Excellent, you're in agreement!" He trotted off towards the door and held it open, "Check the study, if not there check her chambers!" I quickly stood and was ushered out the door.

He quickly pushed me out and into the hall. Soo....Tomas, shall we? I grumbled as I started walking, "Not like you can make me- I might not control your body, but I certainly control your voice-...asshole stop that- Oh fine...if you're going to cry about it fine! You sound like a chav anyways..." I just ignored it and walked on. So....maybe I can...take control if Lady Lu- "No....you called me a chav..." Oh come now, don't be childish...these are very...sensitive matters, "Yeah....too bad I get to enjoy these "sensitive" matters....ya tosser," OHHHhhh bollocks...I stopped dead, "Look...if I let you take this one...will you shut up?" Fine....but you let me control the body for it! "Fine....prepare for pain lad...prepare for pain," Ah soon my mistress, soon...

"Luna?" No...damn...that was a whole lot of stairs for no reason, Check her chambers you idiot, "I don't know where that is you dopey fuck!" Well find out, my mistress awaits! I just shook my head and started back down the stairs, "How hard could it be to find....follow the guards right?"

"Excuse me kind sir, can you direct us to Mistress Luna's quarters," The servant pointed a hoof down the hall, "Thank you very much," See....being polite gets us much farther than asking in a grotesquely obscene way. "Bitch ass pussy...." ....you're awful..... "I know...oh...OH DAMMIT!," Ha....and I don't feel anything. I stared up the flight of stairs, "Bollocks..." Get climbing, I need to see her again! "Eugh....just shut up....why did I even come to this land of magical pony weirdos and giant staircases!?" ...for the attention... "....yeah....I did kinda do that" I hurried up the stairs, feeling oddly steady considering I just came down an equally large staircase, "Huh...guess it worked...sort of, Tomas Eldridge, master of stairs!"

"Mistress!? Lady Luna are you there!?" I walked calmly to the door, "She's in there...don't worry," Kick the door down you brute! She could need assistance! "You know I can tell what you're thinking right?" Keep it to yourself! "Oi Luna, Rhys wants ta- Don't you dare! -Put his thing- Don't!" The door swung open almost hitting me, "Whoa! Ah My Mistress, lovely as ever! Eugh....stop that, I don't like hearing myself like that....Oh I bet you'd love to have some, Wessex ruffian to pal around with, talking about women's bums and breasts....hooligan,"

She gave a deep knowing smile, "Mr. Eldridge..." She held the door.

" And I- Thanks...he hasn't shut up all day, been asking for ya though..."

"Oh?"

".....about....you know...." This got a quick blush from her, "Tomas, how dare you be so vulgar to our Mistress- Do you not remember what we've done!? -....still....it's crass," Again a quick shake of my head and I walked on, finding a small sofa off to the side of the room ,"So...Libra said I should find ya,"

She levitated a cushion over and promptly folded her legs onto it, "Yes, I am eager to study the effects of the change, most impeccable that you are still in control!"

"Oh ya know...I'm just awesome and all," Pompous ass.... "Ok I have a question, is there anyway to get rid of him!?" I shouted slightly, leaning forward off the couch, "Cause he won't shut up!"

She gave a sour look, "Sadly we simply do not know, hopfully you two can cooperate towards a common...interest?"

"....really...I mean....don't we have othe- YES...I mean of course Lady Luna....well...I guess that's that then," She giggled from behind her hoof.

"Indeed, now to the matter at hand," She swiveled the cushion so she faced her backside to us, "I suggest the both of you serve me well~ It's been far to long since I was serviced by two at once~"

Fuck.

Fuck.

Caught you off guard too eh?

Yes....Tomas....I'm scared....

So am I....each damn time....well, you're problem now! I let my body go limp, giving just enough to keep from falling over.

Oh you asshole! Tomas!? Tomas!? What do I do!? Tomas help me! This was more fun than actually doing it, watching him fumbled around was really funny, Tomas how do I....help me!

"Oh bother.....Mistress...would...would you mind-" She quickly spun around and wrapped her wings around me, pulling me into a tight kiss. Oh my.....Tomas....I....help! Tomas what happens next!?

I was quickly rolled onto my back, "Ow.....Tomas take over...I don't like this feeling..." Aw what's wrong buddy, tired?

Luna slowly curled around me, "Tomas please...." Right...gonna miss the best part though. I quickly went limp and I quickly resumed control.

"Wow.....this....huh...this is nice...." Much less pain than before, A foreleg was quickly draped over my chest, "Lovely...." I rolled on my side and quickly cupped Luna's head against my chest, "Yeah....this is much better," Her breathing soft against my chest.

"Tomas?"

"Yep...."

"Good..." She huddled closer, "The other didn't know how to please me very well," Auh-....I did my best!

I gave a quick laugh, "Like I said....awesome, now do you need me again or can I go? I need to find my roommate."

"Once more....you, once more..."

I gave an evil smirk, "Of course," She quickly rolled atop me, "Figures the dapper twat couldn't handle it,"

"Right...Luna, until we meet again," I cleaned myself up and hurried back down the stairs, "Right...hey do you remember where Kim said she'd be?" No....why would I know that, "Because you're me...." Shut up, I don't want to be, "Look who's a little pissy about not being able to please a women!" Shut up.... "Ooooh he's just a slight mad," No really shut up...ponies are starting to stare. I gave a quick look around and sure enough several servants had frozen in place to stare at me, "Oh....don't mind me..." I hurried out the main door. Smooth... "Shut it....let's find Kim and go home..." Why... "becau- actually that's a good point...screw her," I headed home, having the house to myself has been nice, and I needed some rest, first day of actual duty is tomorrow.

Ah...nice to be- "Kim!?" I yelled running around the

"Oi-"

"But...hotel..."

"I saw all the posters, figured he was gone- Ohhh neat, that eye is kinda hot..."

"Jesus....look I- just....don't ask..." I walked away, "Don't wake me up..."

"Right....wait you going to bed already?"

"I had....a long day..."

"Right....what's her name?"

"Shut your mouth....that's her name," I walked away.

"Sounds like a lovely lady!" I quickly went into my room and slammed the door.

"...thanks for not cutting in," Why would I? "Why do you in the first place?" ....I like being heard....

"Tommy, there a reason you're talking to yourself?"

"SHUT UP KIM! It's a long fucking story and I don't have the time!"

"Right fine....don't get all bent outta shape about it," I threw myself onto my bed.

"Man....I should start sleeping with Luna too, be nice and warm....and soft...." I bounced up and down on my box mattress, "Better than this piece of crap......Rhys?"  Oh sorry, I was thinking about how to do better next time....do we have any books about it? ".....Christ...I'm going to bed," Then you won't mind If I borrow the body? "Knock yourself out...just don't do anything stupid," I slowly faded away, leaving my body to Rhys, "Now...where to practice,"

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