The only thing that she could feel was the mind numbing cold that was Alaska. More specifically the Fox Archipelago. She had just swam through fifty miles of ice cold salt water and now sat in the middle of the harshest blizzard in the past fifty years. But none of that mattered. She had more important things to do than whine and complain.

She was on a mission. First, she had to infiltrate the nuclear disposal site known as Shadow Moses, rescue the Darpa Chief Sweetie Belle and the ArmsTech President Blue Blood, then determine whether or not the terrorist group known as Fox Hound had the capability to launch a WMT, Weapon of Mass Tolerance.

Under normal circumstances, this was a suicide mission. Any other mare or stallion would have undoubtedly fail. But she was no ordinary mare. She was the best agent Equestria had. She was known as The Legendary Soldier. She was Diamond Snake.

Diamond Snake was currently just outside the base of Shadow Moses, watching the guards carefully. She was examining their patrol routes. Carefully planning her route, she sprang into action. She ran past the guards, careful to avoid the snow as to not leave a visible trail, and quickly made it to the first floor ventilation shaft and crawled through it. The guards didn't see a thing.

She quickly made her way through the vent, following the rats as she did so, in order to find her way out. After only a minute of crawling she had found the exit, and carefully crawled out, being weary of any guards that may have been lurking about.

She quickly looked around. Two guards patrolling the immediate vicinity, two unmanned tanks sitting in the hanger, and an elevator to the north. She then checked her Soliton Radar. Two cameras, though both were on the second floor. She softly chuckled to herself.

This was too easy.

She carefully made her way to the elevator, evading the guards as she did so. In only a few seconds she reached the elevator and set her destination to the basement floor one area.

The elevator slowly descended, too slowly for Snake's liking. The only thing that prevented Diamond Snake from going mad was the lack of terrible elevator music.

After what felt like hours the elevator finally stopped, its doors opening with a jolt. She quickly hid behind the left corner of the elevator, avoiding detection from any possible nearby hostiles. She quickly surveyed the hallway in front of her...nothing. Satisfied that the hallway was clear of hostiles, she quickly checked her Soliton Radar. She gasped softly as she saw a little blue dot.

"That must be the Darpa Chief," she said to herself as she left the elevator and slowly walked through the empty hallway. She soon came upon a door that had the inscription "Level 1 Security", which she attempted to open. She growled to herself, unable to open it with her bare hoofs. She would need a security card.

She quickly checked her Soliton Radar once again, and found that there was a nearby vent that led directly into the room the Darpa Chief was currently residing in. Following the linear path of the hallway, she quickly climbed the ladder that led to said vent. She then silently crawled through the vent, eventually coming across two different paths.

Once again checking her Soliton Radar, she then proceeded to the right. She eventually came across an opening and peaked through it, gasping at the sight.

Below her was the most beautiful mare she had ever come across. Her coat was a pretty yellowish color, and her mane was a dazzling red color, with a pretty pink bow. She watched as the sexy mare continuously exercised, push ups, sit ups, stretches. Diamond Snake couldn't help but drool a bit at the sight.

"But she is not the Darpa Chief," she thought bitterly to herself as she tore her sight away from the sexy vixen and continued on her way. Only seconds later she came across another opening, this time with a cute little white unicorn. Nodding to herself, she slowly and carefully dropped inside the small cell, shocking the inmate.

"Wh-who are you!?" Sweetie Belle, aka the Darpa Chief, asked as she quickly backed away in fear.

"I'm the pawn they sent to save your worthless butt," Diamond Snake stated coolly as she raised both hooves into the air, showing Sweetie Belle she was unarmed. But Sweetie Belle only glared at the invader.

"You lie!" she shouted out in anger, slightly surprising Snake, "you're here for my does anypony know the answer to number two?" Sweetie Belle asked in a teacherly fashion, causing Diamond Snake to back away slightly from the deranged mare.

"W-what?" To say she was confused would have been an understatement.

"That's right, it's a tolerance equipped, bi-pedal tank," Sweetie Belle nodded as she paced around her small cell.

"A tolerance equipped bi-pedal tank!? It can't be," Diamond Snake couldn't hold back the nightmares of the weapon of hell.

Fighting the memories, she lifted her head from her desk, wiping the drool from her mouth.

"Does anypony know what these round, metal circle shaped objects in this clock is called?" Miss Cheerilee asked as she held up said item, "how about you, Diamond Tiara," she questioned, knowing the young child hadn't been paying attention in class.

"Metal Gear!" Diamond Tiara grumbled with a grunt, loud enough for everypony to hear. Cheerilee did a double take, she hadn't expected Diamond Tiara to be right.

"Y-yes, that's right," she replied with a forced smile, "good to see you're paying attention," she finished, earning a glare from Diamond Tiara.

"Of course I am! This is serious!" she shouted out with a glare, startling Miss Cheerilee so much she actually backed away from the young filly.

"Yes, yes it is," she replied as she slowly backed away, "good to see you're so...enthusiastic about my class," she smiled nervously as she quickly went back to the blackboard, and resumed teaching the class.

...Wait...class?

Feeling her cheeks heating up, Diamond Tiara looked around to find she was indeed in the middle of class, sitting comfortably at her desk while receiving odd glances from her classmates.

She had fallen asleep in class...again.

Author's Notes:

Prompt #3, Diamond Tiara is a spy.