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Arby 'n' the Chief in: Dimensional Dilemma

by The Lunar Rebel

Chapter 13: Clash and Return

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Clash and Return

Both parties were heading toward one another at about the same pace completely unaware that the other side was heading toward the same area. Who knows what sort of supernatural force was guiding them, but thank Celestia for it!

It did seem strange that both of them knew that the clock tower would be a perfect RV point for a unplanned meetup, but somehow it would be well worth the hunches that were made. One possibility is the link between Twilight and her friends; the same with Arby and Chief as well. That had to be the conclusion right there!

After a moment or two of getting through tough crowds and gawking people, the groups that have been separated for most of the time have finally reunited with eachother! Chief was disappointed to see that the human Twilight wasn't sexy like her human friends. That bowtie on her shirt was a complete turnoff for him.

The girls, even Pinkie who somehow rejoined them, embraced Twilight in a tight hug.

Sunset as she promised apologized to Twilight for all the wrong she's been doing her and the entire school. They both knew they made nice, but Sunset still wasn't sure if she was completely forgiven.

Twilight humbly accepted her apology even through she told Sunset she already forgiven her.

Arby's and Chief's reunion didn't show any love. Instead it showed a bit of tension.

"w311 l00k wat teh catz dragg3d n" Chief said unamused.

"Nice to see you again too, Chief," Arby retorted sarcastically.

When Arby spoke, Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, and Sunset Shimmer acknowledged him.

They jumped back at his intimidating tall stature and rather unpleasant appearance. None was more startled then Fluttershy who *eeped* and cowered behind RD. This alien was way more taller than Chief so that's why Arby seemed more terrifying.

Twilight herself was shocked by how tall Chief was in this realm. Sure he wasn't as tall as Arby, but his height was still unnatural to any human that she's ever seen before.

RD's startlement subsided when she remembered the video. A smile formed on her mouth.

"So you're the cum drinking alien?" she asked him.

Arby was taken aback by what she said.

"Excuse me?"

"Oh don't play dumb. You drank cups of semen on camera for YouTube. We all saw it."

Arby took a moment to process the situation. Then it hit him like a ton of bricks.

"That was only a popularity stunt. Chief thought our show would get more hits if we became more offensive. Shockingly, he was correct."

"a1s0 4 teh dubstep as w311. wub wub m0th3rfuckers!" Chief added proudly.

"Hey, if you say so," RD said shrugging. "Hell, you have an upvote from me."

"thx :)"

"Let's get too business here," Twilight stepped in. She then turned too Chief with authority. "You're coming back too Equestria with us."

"butt i dun want 2 g0 back" Chief said crossing his arms. "i <3 this p1ece"

"Sorry Chief. As cool as this place looks, it's best that we don't reside here, especially you in particular."

"stfu. im a k001 guy"

"You made fun of someone already and hurt her feelings," Twilight said.

The girls murmured in shock and surprise. Chief never told them he made someone cry, but that was just him.

"h3y. i was jst giving sum gud advice. th00se i's w3rent natura1"

"It doesn't matter if it was good advice Chief. This world may not be run by harmony, but the last thing it needs right now is you and me around. We both have gotten a lot of unwanted attention I'm sure and it must be intimidating."

"no. i liek it win teh bitches add mire my buff b0dy /flex /thrust /flex. o y3ah! s3xy ch33f n teh h0use! "

Arbiter face-palmed while the girls tried to hide their blushes.

"What if it's a gay guy?" Arby countered.

Chief immediately stopped.

"o y3ah. ur rite. st331 i r3fuse 2 l3ave! so fuck u guys!" Chief stated and turned away with disdain.

Arby knew only one way to get Chief's attention in a matter like this. Thankfully it wasn't conflict. Arby focused his attack on Chief's gullibility.

"Your marefriend has found a way to increase the pleasure from your drunken sex sessions. Also that there's a very special pirate treasure waiting for you. It contains all the Halo games you ever wanted."

Chief turned to Arby in surprise and excitement.

"rly?"

"Yes, but she'll only show you and you'll get the treasure if you return to Equestria."

"w311 wtf r we waiting 4? lets g0 a1r3ady!"

Arby nodded to Twilight to give her the signal to summon her magic.

The element on Twilight's crown began to glow as she concentrated her magic into her crown to open a portal like Celestia explained.

The element grew brighter and brighter as twilight continued her concentration. Her face became more hard as she gave it her all to charge up the levels.

When the magic reached full power, a beam of bright magenta light shot from Twilight's crown, and hit an invisible wall in the air where the portal formed.

The girls stared in awe, but Chief eagerly jumped into the portal not wanting to stand around any longer. Before he went in he proudly stated, "TEH PIRATES LIEF IS TEH LIEF 4 MEH! LOLOLOLOL @ A BOTIL OF WIN!"

Arby and Twilight just shook their heads in amusement.

"That was more easy then I thought," Twilight said. "I thought it would be more difficult."

"Chief is a very easy worm to pick, so nothing is really too difficult to deal with him. Also considering the fact that he's not the real Master Chief, just like I'm not the real Arbiter."

Twilight giggled.

"I agree. Now c'mon, let's ago before the portal closes."

"Oh, you have to leave again so soon?" Pinkie asked obviously very disappointed and sad.

"Yeah, but don't worry. I'll have a talk with the princess for ways I can return and stay here as long as I wish. I really want to know more about this world and spend more time with you guys. I really do! It just seems that this was the second time I was sent here to do only royal services. I swear the next time I come, I'll be one hundred percent free."

"You Pinkie Promise?" Pinkie asked.

"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."

Pinkie stared at her dumbfounded.

"How did you know the jingle?" she asked.

"Just a hunch *sqee*," Twilight replied.

Pinkie just shrugged.

"Okey dokey lokey then," Pinkie said shrugging but had a smile back on her face. Also that her hair inflated to full fluffiness.

"It was great to see you again darling. Hopefully you can tell me what your people wear next time so I can think of a new designer line," Rarity said.

"Maybe we could all go to the movies together when you get back," Sunset said. "It would be so much fun because I don't think Equestria has theatres like they do here."

"Ah wish ya the best sugarcube," AJ said with a wink and thumbs up. she then turned to Arby. "Ah hope my pony is happy with ya."

"Oh, she is. I do stuff for her and she does stuff for me. We're both practically a team," Arby explained.

"That's good ta hear then," AJ said content, but still a little uncertain about her counterpart dating an alien.

"Um...I'm glad you came back to us for this brief reunion. If that's okay to say," Fluttershy meekly said with an adorable smile.

Twilight smiled warmly and said, "Of course it is."

Fluttershy blushed again.

"I'm going to throw a huge party for you when you come back!" Pinkie said with full enthusiasm. "It will be the best party ever!!"

"I'll be looking forward to it," Twilight said. She then remembered that they needed to go home now. She turned too Arby, "Let's go!"

"Wait!" RD cried. Everyone turned to look at her.

"What?" Twilight asked.

"Who is Chief's marefriend?"

Twilight and Arby looked at eachother smiling.

"Let's just say she's athletic just like you," Twilight replied.

"And she can fly as well," Arby added.

Twilight and Arby then jumped through the portal as it sealed behind them. It's a shame they didn't get to see RD's reaction because she knew who they were referring too.

She began stuttering nonsense before she collapsed and twitched on the ground. Her friends looked down on her concerned and worried.

"Oh goodness! Are you okay Rainbow?" Fluttershy asked her troubled friend looking very scared and worried.

"I'm......fucking.....a.....robot?" was all RD could manage.

"Well at least it's not as bad as an alien," AJ said.

Everyone laughed except RD who continued to twitch on the ground.

Not to worry, RD would soon overcome her sudden shock.

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