Have you ever woken up as a vegetarian cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I can’t seem to do anything right, and it’s even worse when she’s in charge.
Now, we’re in a back and forth war for control of her body. I just want to eat meat again, and have a little personal space. She’s convinced I’m hitting on her friends and trying to score. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix this.
Edits by: Selbi, Abcron, Breath of Plagues, Refro, Jaestring, The Parasprite, Starbound Gurren
Pre-read by: SkeeterTL, Solidfire, Penjacker, TypewriterError, Pearple Prose
(It took all of them to corral my insanity.)
Cover art by Tsitra360
V1.1-Rated teen sex for strong innuendo.
V1.2-Pinkie Pie now enforcing RIAA guidelines.
18 Chapters:
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1. Unexpected House Guest [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 10th, 2013
5,105
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2. Awkward Misadventure for Two [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 7th, 2021
4,883
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3. New Pony Party [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 3rd, 2013
5,704
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4. Three Can Keep a Secret [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 19th, 2013
5,767
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5. Attempts at Normalcy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 10th, 2013
5,382
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6. Facing Reality [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 22nd, 2013
7,040
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7. That Escalated Quickly [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 18th, 2013
7,126
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8. The 20th Century Limited [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 14th, 2013
4,127
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9. Full of Surprises [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 8th, 2021
6,244
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10. Same Crap, Different Day [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 14th, 2013
7,363
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11. We Need To Go Deeper. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 14th, 2013
4,525
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12. In Sickness And Health [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 27th, 2013
5,314
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13. Blackout [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 8th, 2021
3,605
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14. Never a Dull Moment [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 2nd, 2013
6,861
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15. Dash of Insanity [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 8th, 2021
6,643
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16. In The End [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 18th, 2013
4,907
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17. Epilogue [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 24th, 2016
1,579
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---- Bonus: Dash's Journal, prequel edition ---- [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 6th, 2014
2,300
Other Titles in this Series:
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Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it
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I'm stuck in Equestria, which reminds me of the dark ages. Instead of internet and fast-food, I have Rainbow Dash. She's been asked to help me learn to fit in... I'd like a refund.
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There are consequences to every action, but we can't always predict what they will be. I stay up at night wondering what I could have done differently, but I've already paid the price for my actions.