“Th-that sure was a lotta cum,” Derpy said shakily, gasping in breaths as she felt the after-effects of her orgasm pass through her still shuddering middle. Her muscles felt weak, and she finally fell back on her plump ass from her legs giving out from beneath. The movement pulled Notworthy’s cock out of the recess of her pussy. Once her buttocks slapped onto the floor, a small leak of semen ebbed from her lower lips.

“That sure was a lot of bouncing,” Noteworthy joked back at her, chuckling. The bookish writer leaned his body forward, eye to eye–or as best he could manage against her crooked gaze–with Derpy. “I didn’t know you enjoyed such... pleasurable activities, Derpy.”

Derpy giggled, her long blonde hair sticking to the sweat collected on her forehead. “Well, sex is fun, so of course I like it. But it’s especially fun when you do it with someone you think is sexy.” Parting her long locks from her face, she winked in his direction and climbed unsteadily to her feet.

Turning her back to Noteworthy, Derpy made her way out of his living room, but not before giving her luscious rump a few wiggles to hold his attention. She left through the doorway of his kitchen and opened Noteworthy’s refrigerator to search its contents for something.

Curious to see what Derpy was doing, Noteworthy stuffed his dick–still sticky from their amazing impromptu romp–back in his boxers and zipped up his pants. “Derpy?” he called after her. Getting to his feet, he followed the mailwoman into the kitchen and peeked to see what she was up to.

“Um, Derpy, do you need help?” Noteworthy asked. “Hungry?”

Smiling with her tongue sticking out the side of her mouth, Derpy pulled out a tray covered in muffins. “You sure bet! I just love the muffins you make for me whenever I visit!” Derpy took a bite out of one without even using her hands, a look very similar to when she orgasmed overtaking her face. “Mmm, blueberries! Oh yes!”

While Derpy munched on her scrumptious treat, Noteworthy enjoyed one himself. That being the sexy muffin consumer herself. His eyes studied every bit of her glistening body, all of which wiggled as she took bite after bite of her morsels.

Derpy’s attractive curves, easy on the eyes, were punctuated by bodacious breasts and succulent looking nipples. Then there were her legs, so smooth to the touch and perfectly proportioned from her active lifestyle. Those, of course, led to her incredible butt, two round bubbles–just like her bubbly personality–that made one want to squeeze and fondle them all day long. To end this impressive view of the perfect female form, was a tight pussy, with a fresh creampie and large thighs partially covered by her cute kneesocks.

Looking up from her muffin delights, Derpy noticed Noteworthy staring unblunty at her. Licking her lips and the last crumbs of her muffin away, Derpy chirped out, “So, you still hungry? You must have a very big appetite...”

Noteworthy blinked, turning his head away and blushing up a storm. “O-Oh, I was j-just... um...”

Derpy sauntered towards him, hopping across the last bit of space. The act brought her to a bouncing stop in front of him. She patted his groin, the other hand already frisking at the button and zipper of his pants. “Just as big as your cock.” She continued over him huskily. “Why’d you have to hide it again?” she asked eagerly, perking up once her fingers touch the stickiness of his dick. “I didn’t even get to clean you up.”

Unzipping his pants, Derpy pulled out his spent dick, the sticky residue of their lovemaking still covering its surface. Bring her finger back to her lips, she gave it a lick. “Mmmm, salty. That’d go perfect with my muffins,” she murmured playfully.

“Say wh-what now?” Noteworthy asked, feeling the telltale signs of his shaft hardening again to Derpy’s seductive touch and alluring personality.

Reaching back into the refrigerator, Derpy pulled out a stick of butter. Unwrapping it to reveal the yellow block underneath, she wrapped her tongue around the tip and licked in slow, circular motions. Done with the blowjob innuendo once she got the butter melted to a proper level, she applied the tip to her nipple.

“Ah... it’s still cold,” Derpy moaned, coating her nipple and some of the surface of one of her enormous boobs with the butter. Staring up down at her oily tit with a disapproving look, she stared back up at Noteworthy pleadingly and said, “Oh shoot, I got a mess on myself. Noteworthy, can you please help me clean up?”

Noteworthy stood stock-still, staring down at her glistening breast and nipple with a hungry yet unsure look. Rolling her eyes, Derpy grabbed Noteworthy by the back of his neck and drew him into her cleavage. A muffled mmph left Noteworthy’s mouth before he was enveloped by softness of Derpy’s large rack.

Not knowing what else to do, he complied to her needs and moved slowly upward to her butter coated tit, licking with his tongue all the way. Once there his compulsions took over and he began sucking at her nipple madly, swirling his tongue around her teat and licking up her mound for all its worth. Both his hands were at work groping her breasts, one already squeezing the one he was tongue playing with while the other fondled the other breast with a strong grip, pulling and pinching at her nipple to elect moans of pleasure from the blonde haired beauty.

“Y-Yeah... ah, j-just like th-that,” Derpy grunted, biting down hard on her blueberry muffin to hold back another moan of erotic approval from Noteworthy’s fine tongue work. Swallowing her bite whole, Derpy realized that a muffin wasn’t going to fill her up. But a quickly hardening dick sure would.

Noteworthy felt a hand gently push against his shoulder. Regretfully, he released Derpy’s tit, the salty tang of butter on his tongue. Swallowing nervously, and realizing he still hasn’t let go of her massive jugs, he asked, “S-Sorry... did I do something wrong?”

Smirking, Derpy stood on her tiptoes and planted a quick kiss on Noteworthy’s lips. It was a sweet gesture that he found much more explanatory of her feelings for him than any passionate makeout could.

“No, I just wanted to return the favor is all,” Derpy explained, kneeling down to his stiffening cock. Looking back up at Noteworthy with innocent cross-eyes, she ran the stick of butter she still held along his length. Slathering it in an even coating, she laid down the stick and stared at his cum and butter drenched cock, much like how she stared at those muffins not too long ago.

With an almost predatory ferocity she fit his member in her mouth, eagerly licking its length as it ran down her throat. The salty taste of his cum and the butter was a dual effect of deliciousness for her, and she only wanted more and more as she swallowed his dick. She only ended her deepthroating when she felt her lips reach his ballsack, the entire length of his member shoved down her throat. Poking her cheeks from the side of her mouth as her tongue wrapped around his shaft like a snake, she sucked loudly one last time before she pulled his cock out with a wet slurp.

Smacking her lips contently, she reached back for the butter stick and said, “Hey Noteworthy, you wouldn’t happen to have any lube anywhere, do you?”

“Um... no,” Noteworthy answered, the bookish man having no need for sex related items with his usual uneventful streak of sexual actions.

Derpy nodded, satisfied with the amount of butter covering his throbbing length. “Thought so. We’re gonna have to be a bit unconventional then.”

“Wh-what do you mean?”

Derpy grabbed another muffin from the plate and carried it in her teeth. Turning her back to Noteworthy, she leaned down and grasped the edge of the counter in her hands, stretching out her back until her body was a ninety degree angle with the counter. Glancing over her shoulder with the muffin still lodged in her mouth, she gave her bubble butt a shake.

“... Still not getting it.”

Groaning, Derpy spit out her muffin and said, “Sheesh, and people call me oblivious. Fuck me in the ass!”

Noteworthy looked down at her ample cheeks, his dick wavering as it throbbed to be sunken into the sexy woman staring him down. “Y-your ass? Like your... p-pussy?”

Faceplanting the counter, Derpy reached behind herself and pulled her asscheeks apart, revealing the pink pucker that was her asshole. “Does this look like my pussy to you?”

Finally getting the message, Noteworthy moved closer and grabbed either side of her wide hips. Derpy smiled, relieved his denseness wasn’t that bad, and gripped the counter hard for events to come. But she still remembered to stick the muffin back in her mouth, using it as a makeshift gag of sorts.

Positioning the tip of his member over her asshole, he leaned in some. His dick kept on slipping off, sadly, the butter causing it to be too slippery to properly enter her rump. After several failed attempt to penetrate, Noteworthy was quickly growing frustrated, while Derpy just moaned through her muffin, thinking this was his attempt at teasing her.

Grunting in anger at yet another miss, Noteworthy finally grabbed his slick dick and shoved it in her asshole himself. Instantly the head of his member was put under a monumental tightness, her asshole squeezing his cock more than anything he’d ever felt there before.

Derpy let out a squeal of mild pain and surprise, partially muffled by the muffin.

“Oh god... so frickin’ tight,” Noteworthy huffed, squeezing her hips hard as he struggled to thrust more of his length forward.

Derpy just moaned deeper, biting down on her muffin as she felt her asshole get filled by his cock. Once he reached the halfway point he stopped, panting hard. “Damn... dunno if I can get this all the way through.” He wasn’t going to give up though, the groan of disappointment from his lover deciding that for him.

Straightening out his back, he actually raised Derpy off her feet by lifting up her backside and thrusting forward with all his might. This action sent the both of them staggering forward, onto the countertop. Another outcry of pleasure unimaginable rose out of the pale skinned woman he held onto.

In front, Derpy’s mammoth sized tits bounced on the counter, jiggling and wobbling in waves over the hard surface. In the back, Noteworthy’s shaft had finally reached all the way inside her, pulsing with a steady rhythm against her body.

Huffing and puffing, he sighed in content at the warm feel of his dick being squished against the tight walls of her asshole. Derpy nearly swallowed a bite out of her muffin whole, the plugging feeling in her little asshole almost forcibly making her become wet. She couldn’t believe the sensations that began churning through her, starting at her thighs, working its way through her back, and all the way to her breasts themselves.

The warmth was unbearable, and the pleasure that built in her groin and stomach seemed to skyrocket more and more as she was thrust up against her support. Moan after moan, completely without trying, worked its way up her throat and around the muffin she bit more and more into. Don’t. Ever Stop!

Pulling out halfway, Noteworthy dived back in, the sound of the smack of her ass against the upper part of his groin resonating throughout the kitchen. Before Derpy could get a moment’s rest from the pleasure her ass was experiencing, she felt Noteworthy’s fingers eagerly sliding themselves over her side and inside the lips of her pussy. He fingered her vagina with a lustful hunger, getting a mix of his own semen from before and her sexual juices spilling out on his hand.

Derpy’s muffin fell from her mouth, a trail of drool following it as she rested her head against the counter. “Oh... god... fuck... me... harder!” she shouted in turn to his thrusts, her boobs squishing against the counter each time he pounded her ass.

“Trying to!” he replied back, quickening his pace as her asscheeks jiggled with each thrust. He timed his thrusts to his hand movements, fingering her more vigorously each time he came back to penetrate her deeper.

This process repeated to the point that Derpy no longer had the strength or energy to stand, Noteworthy’s hand gripping her hips hard and her chest on the counter her only support. Drool was practically flying out her mouth, her moans and screams of pleasure only broken by the huge gasps of air she took every now and a then. Her eyes were even more crossed than usual, and her face was such a dark shade of red one could barely make out her white skin.

Each hard smack of Noteworthy’s balls against her pussy as he entered her sent a shiver of erotic pleasure down her spine to impact and explode in a burst of delight within the pleasure centers of her brain.

Of course, Noteworthy was feeling much of the same, except with less vigor. He was running on empty, with a blowjob and pussy pounding nearly leaving him spent. Still, he pushed through, going faster and faster as he fingered her and hoped that she’d get off at the same time as him. What he didn’t want, more than anything in the world, was to disappoint her.

Though he didn’t have much to worry about, because both lovers neared their limits in tune to their bodies constant contact. Derpy was the first to voice this by madly screaming, “I’m... oh god... cumming! I’m cumming, cumming, cumming!”

Noteworthy joined in with a guttural scream of his own, diving into her deeper than he’s ever gone. He was sure the head of his dick would pop by the tightening depths he managed to shove it into, but instead it just released a torrent of semen into her asshole. His stomach laid down slightly on her back, his hips twitching with each load he shot inside her as he whispered, “Shit... just, god... so much cumming...”

Derpy nodded her head with her cheek still on the coolness of the counter. Her backside was practically on fire from the abuseful pleasure it had just experienced. She couldn’t help but giggle slightly, the warm, tingling sensation of Noteworthy’s dick releasing load after load of cum into her asshole feeling like it was lasting forever.

Pressing her hands against the counter, she slowly began to push herself up. She managed to lift her chest and get her legs back in working order underneath herself. Sweat rolled down the heaving mounds that were her breasts, dripping from the tips of her erect nipples. She flipped her long blonde hair over her shoulder and turned to stare down her backside. “Wow...” her voice panted. “You got...you got your cock pretty deep in there.”

“Yeah...” Noteworthy grunted warily, sliding his length out slowly, the tension that was wrapping itself around his shaft starting to alleviate. “Didn’t know I had it in me.”

“Oh, I know I definitely had it in me,” Derpy laughed, Noteworthy soon joining in as his cock finally pulled out of her ass like a cork leaving a wineglass.

Once the tip was out, it still squirted, not letting up for a second as thick streams of white jizz flew forth onto Derpy’s back. Within seconds the back of her uniform was covered in sticky white streaks of his cum, and as the last sperm finally shot out, it got on her plump, still jiggling rump as well.

Looking down at her skimpy uniform’s backside, Derpy pouted and shook her ass to dislodge some of the semen sticking to it. “Aw man, these uniforms are expensive to dry clean. Especially with cum. Or was that gum? I always forgot... but, I guess I could always lick it off instead.” She playfully winked at Noteworthy, absolutely no sign of tiredness showing on her beautiful, sweat stained face.