Noteworthy looked up from his position on the floor, the slight cramp in his neck and soreness in his back left overall ignored beside the spectacular sight before him; Derpy kneeling before him with his jizz covering her adorable cross-eyed face and stupendously large breasts. She even did a cute impression of a cat and lapped at the sperm on her nipple by lifting her boobs up.

“Oh man... man, that was nice,” Noteworthy sighed, pent up stress expelling from his system much like the semen unloaded right into Derpy's face. “I haven’t felt this good in ages.”

Derpy paused in suckling her own nipples, a trail of saliva and semen extending from her moist lips. Smiling down at Noteworthy, she said, “Well, that’s cause you’re always so mopey all the time whenever I visit. That a problem for most writers?”

Noteworthy chuckled, using his elbows to lift his torso up from the floor. “Kind of. I’ve just been overworked recently, and this was definitely a nice pick-me-up.”

Derpy leaned closer over his open legs, crawling like a hungry predator to his prone body. “I could say the same thing,” she said, now on her hands and knees with her face only inches away from his own. “Did all it take for you to notice me was a new uniform?”

“W-Well... it was more than that,” Noteworthy muttered. “But I guess I always did kind of have a crush on you as well.” Smiling, with that bubbly face Noteworthy had come to grow so fond of, Derpy reached over and pressed her lips against his own.

At first, the contact was awkward and muddled, with Noteworthy still rolling through the punches of the sudden turn of events. But soon their lips meddled together, hers soft and succulent, and his eager, driven by an urge for more.

Their lip smacking became more passionate, heated by their bodies pressed against one another as they hungrily mashed lips. Derpy’s tongue was the first to break the lip barrier and enter into his mouth. It was so soft and slippery, with the tang of saltiness from his jizz as well. Her’s was fervent to explore every crevice of his gum-line and teeth, wrestling with his own tongue on more than a few occasions for dominance. Moans escaped through Derpy’s mouth here and there, with Noteworthy just struggling to stay on top with the tongue play.

The hot makeout scene was not without some more tender loving.

Moving her hand down his sides, Derpy gently caressed Noteworthy’s flaccid penis, which was now fully operational and rock-hard. Giving it a quick tug, she was pleased to feel the man jump at her slightest touch.

Derpy broke away from the kiss, the mild blush on her rounded cheeks paling in comparison to Noteworthy’s red shade. “I see you’re still excited,” she cooed to him, stroking along his impressive length with one hand behind her back. “Ready for round two?”

Noteworthy was at a loss for words. “R-Round t-t-two?” he muttered, eyes going wide.

Derpy’s hand moved from stroking him off and towards the hem of her dress. Reaching underneath it, she wiggled her hips and slipped off her white panties. Pulling them off one leg at a time, she twirled it around her finger before Noteworthy’s face with a devious smile on her lips.

“Well, it’d be just rude if you got to get off and I didn’t, wouldn’t it?” Derpy inquired wolfishly, throwing the panties behind her back. In a flash of movement, she squished her breasts against his chest and spread her legs over his groin. “And here I thought you were a gentleman.” Meeting his gaze and pausing, she winked.

“I-I am, Ms. Derpy,” Noteworthy assured her, but his words were cut off by Derpy pressing a fingertip to his lips.

Wiggling her hips into position, she nestled her thighs above his hips, enjoying the warm feeling of his member so close to her lower lips. “Shhh, no more Ms. Derpy nonsense. Just call me Derpy from now on.”

Noteworthy gulped and nodded his head.

Derpy smiled wider, leaning back up to sit on her butt, Noteworthy’s dick still wedged in between hers legs and throbbing, just to enter the main event only inches away.

Grabbing his length once more, Derpy positioned it against her glistening vaginal lips, the head of Noteworthy’s dick parting them open slightly. Derpy moaned, and rocked forward slightly, fitting more of his length inside inch by inch.

“Oh Noteworthy... it’s so big,” Derpy mumbled, hissing in a breath as she took in more, reaching the halfway point. “I feel like I’m about to... ah... burst.”

Noteworthy only stared with a perplexed, yet overall proud look, a small grin of anticipation growing on his face. “R-realy? I’m, uh... glad you enjoy it, M–I mean, Derpy.”

Biting her lower lip and winking at him, the soft, beautiful Derpy finally succeeded in pushing all of his shaft inside her tight pussy. She spread her legs wider, positioning her feet on either side of the man and grasped her heaving bosom.

The air hung still, as if a coiled spring, or event of enormous proportions were about to take place.

“Now for the real fun,” Derpy declared cheerfully. Her legs pushed up so her vagina slid almost to the tip of Noteworthy’s erect cock. “A bouncy ride!”

And with that, Derpy released the strength in her legs and fell with an earth shattering kaboom on her partner.

Noteworthy tensed and cried out from the intensity of it all. He could feel Derpy gyrating against him without hesitation. “Oh god...” Noteworthy managed to slur out, just as Derpy repeated another little jump of hers. She kept going, her warm body rubbing faster and faster against him.

With a scream of her own pleasure and jiggle of her enormous breasts, Derpy squeezed harder to increase her ecstasy. She clung to the man, unbearably surprised as how good he felt inside her. Hips swaying, body pressing, legs squeezing, it seemed like no matter what she did nothing satisfied the growing hunger in her middle. Almost unable to bear it, she rose up and fell again, shoving the cock she hungrily attacked inside of herself again, trying to make it go deeper.

This falling resulted in another scream of desire from the parting of the big breasted blonde’s soaking lips, followed by the wet sounds of skin slapping against skin as Noteworthy’s dick penetrated her yet again. “This is the best! The best thing, ever!”

Noteworthy himself was floating in a sea of good vibes, his dick very much enjoying being tightened in the lap of the bodacious beauty that was Derpy’s delectable pussy.

“Noteworthy, your dick is huge!” Derpy shouted, her repeated jumping causing her breasts to float up and down like bouncy balls. “It’s... it’s filling my pussy so good! It’s almost–ah–too much! Ah... fuck me, it feels so good!”

Vulgarity after vulgarity was spewed forth from Derpy’s mouth as the fucking continued. She didn’t know what was coming over her, but she liked it...

Derpy’s ass connected with Noteworthy’s groin at a quickening pace while she continued to ride him hard and fast. Her descents timed themselves with the buck of her hips, just to stick his shaft into deeper, more sensitive regions of her vagina. The effort was all so she could enjoy the real treat of going cowgirl.

As the minutes rolled by and Derpy’s moans grew louder in pitch, both lovers felt their limits being hit at the same time. Though Derpy milked this for all it was worth, by squeezing her breasts to the point she was sure they’d burst and penetrating herself on Noteworthy’s hardened shaft like no tomorrow. All Noteworthy could do was lay back, relax, and enjoy the show of a big titted mailwoman in the skimpiest outfit he’s ever seen ride his dick like her life depended on it.

With a final grunt, Notworthy clenched his jaw and balled his hands into fists as he felt a familiar sensation overtake his loins. “Jeeze... oh fuck! I can’t... can’t hold it much longer!”

“That’s okay–It’s okay! Fill me up with your cum!” Derpy shouted, saliva hanging out the side of her mouth while she jumped one last time. This one rose right to the tip of his head, and then fell like an avalanche of perfect white skin, pink genitalia and flowing womanly juices.

Diving deeper into her pussy than ever before, Noteworthy squinted his eyes and felt his first load enter her. A sticky hot stream of semen shot like a cannon to coat her walls with its seed, covering her womb with his juices.

Derpy sighed in content at the filling sensation of his stupendous dick cumming inside her. Along with it, the amazing sensation of her own orgasm flowed beside it. The shivering sensation in her nether regions developed to a full on avalanche of pleasure that buried her body with content.

Both lovers panted hard, sweat rolling down their brows, Derpy still half-naked and laying atop Noteworthy’s body. Wiping off a bead of the sweat on his forehead, Noteworthy looked up at the mailwoman gone postal. “Shit... that was fantastic! I had no idea you knew something like that!”

“Well... I do enjoy porn,” Derpy admitted, shrugging her shoulders sheepishly, wincing slightly as she felt the last bit of semen shoot inside her pussy, a small trickle leaking from their still-connected bodies. “Once you deliver enough dirty magazines, you get to reading them regularly. That’s, um... actually where I got most of my lines during sex.”

Noteworthy looked up from his position on the floor and arched an eyebrow. “So you’re saying the lines you just said are from a hobby of reading smut casually?”

Derpy blushed, her expression to die for by how her eyes criss-crossed to stare down at her glistening hot body. “Y-yeah... I guess so.”

Upon hearing this, Noteworthy flopped on his back to the floor with a wide smile on his face. “Man, this is the best front door delivery I’ve ever gotten.”

Author's Notes:

Yeah, continuing this, since you perverted fuckers wanted more. Enjoy! :3
Newly edited by the awesomely talented MerlosTheMad!