“What the hell did I do!” I said walking back and fourth in the living room. “I got her pregnant! And Squirt probably did to!” I slammed my hoof into the wall. I just then saw Squirt bust through the doors.

“DUDE! I got Octavia pregnant! This is crazy!” He was worried as well. Having a baby in high school. Unimaginable.

“Same here. Vinyl and Octavia are gonna have Filly’s and there is gonna be hell to pay.” I said.

“Why’d you let me sleep with her!” Squirt demanded. I had no answer. And the irony is today we have sex-ed. Which is going to suck.

“Oh man. Look just calm down we’ll figure this out. We still have Monday and Tuesday off. “ I said. “Do you know any people who can like kill the baby or something?” I was flipping through the phone book with my magic. But there was no job like that. And besides, I think Vinyl actually WANTS a kid. I don’t know about Octavia, but Vinyl was eager to sleep with me.

“Dude was Octavia eager to sleep with you?” I asked.

“Ya really.” He said remembering back to last night.

“Fuck! She wants a kid dude! We’re screwed over here.” I slammed my head into the table. Monday and Tuesday passed slowly. I looked for a solution, and Squirt tried to get ahold of the mares. But it was no use. And the worst part was that on Wednesday when we showed up for first hour. Octavia and Vinyl were holding Filly’s in there hooves. I wasn’t ready for this. Neither was Squirt. They walked towards us. Squirt and I just sat there. Vinyl came over to me first. She handed me the Filly. I then noticed it was fake. This was first hour’s lesson. Taking care of young ones. We were saved.

“I thought those were real!” I said. grabbing the doll with my mouth.

“Nope, but in about a month it will!” She smiled at me weirdly. I looked over at Squirts situation. Same as mine. It was a fake, but only for a month.

Over the next few weeks Squirt and I studied hard on what phillies need to live. It was easy until it was diaper changing time. That scared me the most. Squirt didn’t mind it, but I nearly fainted when the smell hit me. But that would be worse, because a face full of poop is a bad one. It wasn’t until the prices came up when I realized how expensive it would be.

“Dude this stuff is expensive!” Squirt and I were at lunch one day. We were trying to find any job we could. We barely made any money, and that was spent on sandwiches. And it wasn’t until we were in the hospital when I realized how serious this was. And I felt really bad for Squirt. Octavia had twins. And that would cost double. Thankfully Vinyl only had one philly. I had no idea what to name my little baby. I didn’t even now if it was a boy or girl! When we finally made it home I checked. It was a girl. Which was hell to pay. I still had no idea for a name. I thought for a while. But in the end we went with Vinyl’s name. Her name was Scratch. It was perfect. She loved scratching up our Cd's. And in the midst of this all I had no time for my friend.

“Hey Squirt. How’s your life going?” It had been a while, and now things were getting a bit easier.

“Swimmingly. I now have Speedy and Viola plus I’m moving in with Octavia and Vinyl is moving in with you.” He said. He looked tired. Knowing how to take care of two babies must be hard on a pony.

“Come on dude school’s almost over soon, and all summer you can enjoy it. My phillies name is Scratch, because she likes to scratch everything she can.” I said. This still didn’t cheer him up. It was May, and school gets out in June. So we only had a few more weeks to go. After another week I could see that Squirt was getting better at parenting as well. But my job was easy due to the fact that I’m a unicorn, and he’s a pegusus.

We were now days away from completing school. Everyday I grew more anxious to get out of there. Finally the day came. It was time to leave school. I had plans to buy a home, and get a good job, and have fun. But it was all shattered when I heard Vinyl say these words.

“I have work to do. You get the kid the entire summer.”
THE END