For the next few weeks everything went crappy. Days were slower than molasses. I saw Vinyl everyday, and we just talked. Nothing about dates. No kissing. It was boring. Until one day. When things got crazy.

“Dude change the channel to sports!” Squirt said annoyingly.

“Your hand is on the remote. And besides I wanna hear this story about the colt that died when falling from Cloudsdale.” I looked back at him. This got his attention. Just then a news alert came on the tv. He got up to join me. We watched as a suited pony on tv told us that somepony had died in a tragic fall. He was said to be drunk, and accidentally fell off the cloud. The body was found near the Everfree forest. Then the news was over and Squirt changed it to sports.

“Wow. Falling from Cloudsdale. That must have hurt.” I said as I began to make a sandwich while still remaining in the living room.

“Can you make me one to?” He asked. I didn’t mind because it was more practice for my magic. We sat there for about three hours. Eating sandwiches, and watching tv. This is pretty much what we did now on the weekends. But this weekend was special. We had Monday and Tuesday off. They found that the schools heating and cooling was broken. So they have to fix it.

“Keep the sandwiches coming!” Squirt said. It had now been about five hours of eating sandwiches. I brought the sandwich into the room, but it was only a piece of bread.

“Hmm. Looks like we’re out of sandwich stuff.” I said looking dissapointed. “Wanna go to the store with me?” I got up from the couch. crumbs falling off my belly.

“Sure. It will give me something to do.” Neither of us had the energy or the got enough physical activity to do sports. Or we were just to lazy. We walked out into the hallway. I heard hoof-steps behind us. I looked back. I saw Vinyl and Octavia. They saw us, and just shrugged.

“Hey Vinyl.” I said turning my head back to the front.

“Hey Frost. Were are you going?” She looked at me as we got into the elevator.

“To the market. We need some sandwich stuff.” I said pressing the bottom floor button.

“Same exact thing. We need sandwich stuff as well.” She said not making eye contact with me. We hit the bottom floor, and walked out as a group. The market was on the outskirts of downtown. We walked with them down there, got the stuff, and went home. During the whole time nopony said a word.

“Now can we have our sandwiches?” Squirt asked me. I replied with another two sandwiches. We sat there and ate them. But then about mid-day we passed out. I woke up first. It was almost nine at night. I looked on the other side of the couch was Squirt still sleeping. I wasn’t hungry anymore so I didn’t make a sandwich. I just turned on the TV to watch some news. It was soon very late, and I had made it through an old bag of potato chips as well as a few different TV programs. I was stopped by a knock on the door.

“Come In!” I yelled. This woke Squirt up. A white unicorn with a blue mane walked in.

“Oh hey Vinyl. Why’d ya come over?” I asked. Behind her came Octavia. I stopped what I was doing and trotted over to the two.

“Is Squirt here?” Octavia asked. I motioned toward the couch were my friend was slowly waking. Octavia came over and sat by him. I joined them, and Vinyl followed. We sat there for a while staring blankly at the TV. But I broke the silence.

“So why are you guys here?” I asked.

“We came over to apologize for the date a long time ago. We should’ve warned you about the menu.” Vinyl said.

“It’s alright. Nopony got hurt so it’s all good.” I said putting my leg around her. She moved in close to me. Squirt followed. Slowly we all drifted off to sleep. I woke up. Again I’m first to wake up. I saw Vinyl still sleeping by my side. But Squirt was now drooling on Octavia. But it was even worse. Some of the drool was in her mouth. I nearly barfed at the site.

“Ughhhhhhhhh.” I said. Noticing the mess in the kitchen. I began cleaning the kitchen. This woke up Vinyl. She saw how Squirt and Octavia were placed and chuckled. But then she realized that Squirt was drooling in Octavia’s mouth. Which was gross. And to make it worse. Octavia woke up before Squirt. it took her three seconds to realize that her mouth was full of Squirt’s spit. She got up and quickly spit all of the spit out onto Squirt. He still didn’t wake up. Octavia ran to the bathroom while Squirt sat there drooling on himself. He then slowly began waking up. It wasn’t until then when he realized that he had drool all over him.

“Hey Frost. Was I drooling on me?” He asked wiping up the spit.

“Worse. Octavia got some in her mouth.” I said laughing. But he responded by throwing his spit towards me. I dodged as it hit the back wall.

“Dude! That’s nasty!” I said. But he then threw another one. This one got into my eye. And it stung like hell. I quickly ducked behind the counter, and grabbed the mayo jar. I tore off the lid and yelled fire. The mayo connected right on Squirts face. He was covered with mayo as well as the couch. He wiped up some and threw it back at me. It got into my mouth. I quickly spit it out, and pulled out the secret bomb. I put the piece of clothing onto my hoofs, and slung it across the room. It was my dirty underwear. It landed right on Squirt. His face was completely covered by my underwear. I began laughing hard. But he responded by throwing it back. Unfortunately he had bad aim, and It hit Vinyl. She stood there for a few seconds. I looked at her and then at Squirt. I slowly backed away into the corner. then she yelled the most unexpected thing.

“CLOTHES FIGHT!” She grabbed the laundry and dumped it onto the floor. I joined her. We threw all of the clothes at Squirt, and he threw them back. In the midst of it all Octavia joined in on Squirt’s team. Now it was a full on war. Me and Vinyl vs. Squirt and Octavia. After a while we began throwing anything we could find. I threw a piece of bread, and Vinyl threw some lettuce. But Squirt threw the TV remote, and Octavia threw a pie. I don’t know where she got it either, but in the end it was one thing that won the war. I created the most deadliest thing. A dab of mayo, underwear, lettuce, custard, part of the pie, and random shit I found in the cupboards. Both Vinyl and I threw it. It connected on both Squirt and Octavia’s face. It was then that we knew the war was won! Now it was time to clean up. But there was a problem.

“We only have one shower, and four of us.” I said after we cleaned up the room.

“I offer me and Frost go together.” Vinyl said. I looked shocked. First she wanted to go on a date, and now she wanted to shower with me! But hey. I couldn’t refuse. I simply agreed, but then she pulled out another one.

“And Tavi and Squirt should go over to our dorm and shower together there.” I was even more surprised. But like a said. Can’t refuse an offer like that. The shower was awkward. It was cramped, and the entire time our bodies were touching. By the end I was ready to go to bed. It was insanely late, and I knew that I could pull one more AMAZING move on Vinyl.

“Hey Vinyl. If you want to you can stay over here tonight. I have a big enough bed.” This didn’t even phase her. She knew this was coming.

“Heck ya! And over at my place Tavi and Squirt can stay there!” This was insane. Luck has once again turned, but I knew what goes around comes around. That night was amazing. Vinyl slept with me and Octavia slept with Squirt. But when I woke up Vinyl was in the bathroom crying.

“What’s wrong Vinyl?” I asked good naturedly.

“I’m pregnant.” I froze. What the hell did I just do.And then it hit me. This prob means that Octavia is pregnant as well.

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