Greetings! CartsBeforeHorses here with a very short riff of a Mother/MLP crossover. Well, that’s what it calls itself, but it seems to be more of a Super Smash Brothers Crossover than anything else. Without further ado, here it is: Mother 3 Meets MLP by Wattwolf.

We join CartsBeforeHorses as he relaxes at his house.

Carts: Wow, we haven’t seen this place in a while, huh. But yeah, I still have this house, I guess. Not like I spend much time here.

*Knock on the door*

Twilight: Hi, Carts.

Carts: Oh, hey, Twilight. How’s it going?

Twilight: Oh, you know. It’s going. I just wanted to take a break from my studies and play some video games. I heard that you have a Wii over here...

Pinkie (from TV): Did somepony say “Wii?”

Carts: Um... not me!

Rainbow (from TV): We would like to riff! Or, rather, we’d like you to riff. This horrible fic. It’s a crossover of Super Smash Brothers and MLP. It calls itself a Mother 3 crossover, but really it’s Super Smash Brothers.

Pinkie (from TV): Silly author of this fic, he needs to get his story straight!

Carts: So it’s a crossover with Super Smash Brothers, a series which is itself a crossover?

Twilight: How meta. It’s a crossover crossover.

*Doors and windows lock*

Carts and Twilight: Story sign!

lucas watched ness light down to the ground

Twilight: Light down to the ground? What does that mean?

Carts: Got me there.

after giving tabuu his final smash. now it was lucas's turn. ness walked over to his friend and put his hand on lucas's shoulder. he could tell lucas was nervous.

Carts: I don’t know why Lucas is nervous, he’s only a multi-millionaire director.

"dont worry" said ness,"you'll do fine. give him all you got"

Twilight: “Except apostrophes and capital letters!”

lucas looked at his friend and smiled. ness has always acted like a big brother to lucas. he was in fact, stronger then lucas in the way of psychic ability.

Carts: I wonder if we’ll ever see a capital letter in this fic?

Twilight: One could only hope.

but lucas had his own methods. and he was willing to show the other brawlers, and tabuu, what he could do. he looked back at everyone else. link gave a supporting nod, kirby gave a wave, mario gave a smile, and the ice climbers gave a jump for joy as lucas walked up to the edge of the cliff they were on.

Carts: But what did Pikachu do? I NEED TO KNOW!

Twilight: What happened to the yellow mouse?

as he got closer, the more he trembled in fear. fox walked over to him.

"want some cover?" he asked.

lucas looked at him.

"yes please" he answered.

Carts: Fox then proceeded to play a crappy version of the Mother theme song.

Twilight: I don’t think he means that sort of cover.

Carts: Eh, whatever.

"then jump onto my airwing" fox said.

fox ran as fast as he could and jumped into his plane. he flipped the on switch, and the airwing came to life.

Carts: It’s ALIIIIIVE!

lucas ran over and jumped on top of the blue jet.

"hold on" fox yelled.

and with that the jet started off at 70mph in 3 seconds. lucas nearly flew off the back of the plane. but as fox said he hung on to the blue plane.

Carts: He must have fingers of steel to hold on against that sort of acceleration.

he heard a tap below him and looked down.

"clear for takeoff. spotlights on you luke!" said fox.

lucas nodded. it was his time to shine, to show everone else what he was made of. lucas jumped off the jet into the black sky. and by using his psychic powers floated above the wounded tabuu with anger in his eyes.

Carts: But then he used up his double jump and had to hit his own ass with lightning to stay in the air.

Twilight: What?

Carts: Yeah. Haven’t you ever played Super Smash Brothers?

"nobody messes with my friends" lucas said under his breath.

he calmed his mind and gathered up all the energy he could into this one attack. the attack that will strike tabuu down for good.

Twilight: Oh, I’m sorry, was that a sentence or something?

lucas looked up to the sky and gave a powerful yell.

"PK...STARSTOOOORM!!!!"

Twilight: Oh my Celestia! Capital letters!

Carts: And they’re all in this ONE SENTENCE!

Twilight: Wattwolf must’ve been saving them all up just for this.

and with that, yellow meteors fell from the sky and hit tabuu with great force. in the cockpit of the blue jet flying around in the sky, fox gave a fistpump.

Twilight: Accidentally hitting the eject button, launching himself out of the cockpit of the plane with no parachute.

he just knew his little friend could pull it off. all the brawlers on the ground gave a loud cheer for lucas. even marth nodded in amazement on how a little boy like lucas or ness was able to pull off something so powerfull with just the mind power and couple of words.

Twilight: Oh, that’s nothing. They should see what I can do with magic.

unable to hold it any longer, lucas opened his eyes and the meteors vanished into thin air. and running out of fuel fox landed his ship onto the cliff where everyone else was.

Carts: He landed right on the edge of a cliff? That’s just asking for trouble.

lucas looked at the croud of friends he had. he have never felt so happy in his life. he then looked at tabuu, who was being surrounded in some sort of light.

"NOOOO!" yelled tabuu.

and with that, tabuu exploded in a greenish-blue light. but out of nowhere, a blue circle took his place,

Carts: The real final boss of Super Smash Brothers: Brawl... the Master Circle!

and lucas felt his body being sucked towards this circle. trying to break free of the pull, lucas tried to get back to the cliff. link took out his master sword, and held it out handle first to lucas's position. lucas tried to grab the handle of the great blade,

Twilight: Making the sword blade slide right through Link’s hands, cutting him horribly.

but the force of the pull was stronger than lucas's psychic ability.and it gave a last great pull, which was enough for lucas to fly into the vortex.

Chapter 2: im where

Carts: Oh, hey, we need to instant message where.

Twilight: Instant message where?

Carts: Yeah, that’s what it just said.

lucas flew out of the vortex. gravity took hold, but so did instinct. lucas preformed a backflip and landed on the ground with his feet sliding about a meter and a half backwards.

he looked up. he seemed to be in some sort of large building. maybe he was summoned here by destiny.

Carts: Destiny? Nah, probably just bad writing.

and in order to get back to his friends, he had to beat some large boss.

Carts: What? But how would he know that?

Twilight: Magic!

he decided to snoop around to see if he could find anybody, or anything. in the shadows, the princess of the night was watching this human infiltrate her sisters home. the gala was upon them, and luna will not have anyone or anything ruin this night.

Twilight: Yeah, that didn’t stop us last time!

Carts: I think she’d be more concerned about a human in Equestria than the Gala potentially being crashed. Just saying.

lucas walked into a large room where there seemed to be streamers hanging from one end of the room to the other.

Twilight: Seemed to be streamers, but actually wasn’t.

Carts: Yeah, all it was was just some spaghetti noodles hanging around.

it looked like a ball room to lucas. cake and other delicates were placed on a table in the back of the room.

Carts: Cake is delicate?

Twilight: You’ve never dropped cake? Yeah, it shatters into a thousand pieces.

Carts: The cake is a lie.

was a party going on, with ghosts?

Carts: Um, no... why would he think that?

a flash of lightning broke lucas's concentration. and a black, winged unicorn appeared in the center of the room.

"human!, what is your cause of being here?!" said the unicorn.

Carts: Wait, how would she know what a human is?

Twilight: Eh, who cares; we need it for the plot.

lucas didnt know what to think. where was he? who was she? how could unicorns make cake.

Carts: Oh, I’m sorry, was that a question? Were you asking how unicorns make cake?

Twilight: Magic!

unless this was like lucas's "teleporter" game at home, in which the cake was a lie.

Carts: No, bad story! Only we as riffers can make those jokes!

and so was the pie, the cookies were real though. but this wasnt a time to think about cake or cookies right now.

Twilight: Yeah, even though we just spent the last three paragraphs talking about it!

"um, i dont know, i was put here throw some portal, or vortex." answered lucas "i have no idea where i am or even if this is my world.

Twilight: I don’t even know the difference between “throw” and “through!”

i need answers"

"well i cant answer those questions for you" said the unicorn "you will leave now, or i will make you"

Twilight: Okay, Luna would never do that. Ever. She’s being completely OOC right now.

lucas didnt want to cause violence, but he did need answers. and he thought that this black unicorn was lying about not having them. lucas gulped. he wished link was here. link had tremendous courage. thats what he needed right now. courage.

Twilight: Courage, and a copy of The Elements of Style by Strunk and White.

Carts: I’m assuming that’s some grammar book?

Twilight: Yeah.

"i would like to see you try" said lucas "how do i know your not lying about my answers. so in order to see if you do, i wont back down from this challange"

lucas created psychic sparks with his fingers and pointed them at the unicorn. to ensure he was ready.

Twilight: Not really helping your case there, Lucas.

"very well" said the unicorn. "i will test your power aganst my own!"

Carts: I will write a story aganst my better judgment.

the black unicorn some how summond blue-silver battle armour

Carts: Great, he spelled armor wrong, too.

Twilight: I think he’s just British.

Carts: Oh, that’s right. I’m so used to seeing spelling errors in this story, I just assumed that was one, too.

on her face and hooves.

lucas looked at his opponent. he could tell she bacame much stronger as before. but he used as much courage as he possibly could and charged at her with full force.

luna

Twilight: laughed at this incredibly stupid display.

used her magic to teleport behind this human boy which shocked lucas causing him to trip and lose his balance.

lucas fell on the ground hard and saw the unicorn above him with a smile on her face.

"HA!" said luna "pathetic. im sure twilight sparkle would have seen that coming.

Twilight: Yeah, I would have.

but then again, your a human. you have no powers. except for your opposable thumbs of course."

Carts: Yes, you have no powers, except for the ones that I just saw you use a few moments ago when you created sparks with your hands!

lucas rolled backwards onto his feet.

"ill show you no power!" lucas said.

Carts: “In other news, rolling blackouts have hit Canterlot after a little human boy destroyed the power grid. Film at eleven.”

lucas calmed his mind and summond some of his psychic power into this attack.

"PK freeze!!"

Twilight: Oh, don’t you mean “pk freeze?” You’ve gone so long without capitalizing any proper nouns, why start now?

lucas yelled. a icy blue ball came out of lucas's head and headed toward the unicorn. this attack shocked luna.she didnt know humans could create ice!

Carts: We can’t, actually, but okay.

the ball exploded and froze luna into a block of ice. lucas nodded with success. if only link were here to see his courage.

lucas walked over to the block of ice he created. the black unicorn was stareing at him.

Twilight: For the record, Luna’s not really black. She’s more purple, if anything.

well, he should get her out of there.

lucas pulled back his hands. he didnt need to calm his mind with this attack. it was simple

"PK fire!" he yelled while thrusting his hands forward. a tiny ball of

Carts: cotton

fire

Carts: Oh.

was hurdled to the block of ice. as it came in contact the fire ball exploded, causing the ice to explode as well in chain reaction thrusting the unicorn into the air.

luna landed on her feet. this human was differant from the others on the other side of the world.

Carts: On the other side of the world? What?

Twilight: Got me there. This author is talking out of his plot.

he was surely something.

"i seemed to underestemate your power human. however, you have seemed to underestemate mine as well!"

luna shot a purple-blue beam of magic at lucas. however lucas reacted quickly and jumped over the beam. he thought the unicorn could control this magic and move it upwards, as he came down. lucas ignited his psychic magnet in front of himself. he didnt need to say anything with this power.

Carts: And technically he didn’t need to say anything with the OTHER powers, either, he just did because he thought it sounded cool.

Twilight: But in reality, it just made him sound like a dork.

as he suspected the unicorn shot the magic beam directly at the big blue ball in front of lucas, protecting him from her attack. the psychic magnet also had a second effect. it gave lucas health. making him become more confident.

luna was sure her magic could get through that shield, but she was wrong. she stopped her spell. and lucas put out his defenseive manuver, ready for this unicorns next attack.

Carts: Robot Unicorn Attack 2!

"luna, whats going on?" said a different voice that just came into the room. a white unicorn walked up to the black unicorn.

Twilight: “A white unicorn walks up to a black unicorn” is actually the beginning of a racist joke.

"im sorry sister" said the black unicorn, who was named luna

Carts: NO, REALLY?

"but this human infiltrated the castle. and i didnt want him to ruin the gala."

Twilight: “So, naturally, I challenged him to a fight to the death!”

Carts: “Sending magical energy all over the room, ruining all the decorations!”

the white unicorn smiled at her sister. "i understand luna, but thats no way to treat a guest"

"yes sister, i apologize" said luna.

the white unicorn walked over to lucas.

"i am very sorry for my sister attacking you, my name is princess celestia, and this is princess luna"

lucas looked at this princess. what kind of world was this?

Carts (singing): A whole new wooooorlllld...

"um, my name is lucas, and your sister didnt attack first. i admit that i did. but she was the one who challanged me. and i accepted. im sorry. are you wounded at all princess luna?"

"a little cold" answered the princess. "but nothing more"

celestia smiled at this human. completely turning from foe to friend.

"im glad" said lucas "i was put here through some portal. i dont know where i am or even if im in the same world i came from"

Carts: Nah, you’re still on earth, you’re just in the talking pony part of earth.

"do talking unicorns come often in your world?" asked celestia.

lucas shrugged.

Carts: I mean, he’s just a kid. He still thinks Santa Claus is real, after all.

"well lucas" said celestia "allow us to be the first to welcome you to equestria"

"um....where?" answered lucas.

Pinkie (from TV): And that’s all she wrote!

Carts: What?

Twilight: That was short.

Rainbow (from TV): Yeah, but we figured it was still worth riffing.

Carts: Eh, maybe. So this story has 13 upvotes to 9 downvotes.

Twilight: How in Equestria did it get more upvotes than downvotes?

Carts: I just can’t believe 13 people liked this. Like, I can’t even believe it. No, I refuse to. Those thirteen people must be all of Wattwolf’s alternate accounts.

Twilight: Has to be.

Carts: There is no way a human being read this story, and then thought to himself, “You know what? I approve of this.” Actually, I am going to report this to the mods on FimFic for mass upvote spamming. Because I simply can not believe 13 people liked this.

Pinkie (from TV): Actually, all of those accounts were me!

Rainbow (from TV): And also some of them were me.

Twilight: Oh. That explains it.

*TV turns off with a blip*