"Dear Princess Celestia... I hate you oh so much. Words cannot even begin to describe my contempt for your very being, but a letter will have to do."
Twilight writes an extra special letter to the princess after binge drinking for hours on end. The letter isn't about a lesson of the true meaning of friendship as the princess had come to expect. Nope, more along the lines of drunkard ranting and a copious amount of angst. Let's read it now, shall we?
Warning: Adult language.
Thanks to TheFIMguru and Mr101 for editing!
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Chapter 1: You Win A Prize If You See The Secret Message [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 19th, 2013
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Celestia receives yet another letter from her faithful student, Twilight. Except this one doesn't include any lessons about friendship like she was expecting. Only drunk ramblings of a very intoxicated mare. May or not be truthful.
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Luna, strangely enough, receives a letter from Princess Twilight Sparkle. From the letter she can discern two things. One, Twilight definitely has a drinking problem. Two, she really loves her. And a third can go to being extremely kinky.