As the blast wave of unimaginable proportions rocked the universe, it was watched by two red and black alicorns–Sue and Stu respectively. They had smiles across their faces as they laughed maniacally at the sun.

"We have changed Equestria as the ponies here know it!" Stu said, compensating for his lost sister/love interest/warrior from space/friend next to him. "Oprah has done well!"

His horn glowed, and Oprah appeared next to him, "Here is your payment."

He stabbed her with a magic sword and left her bleeding on the ground, gasping for breath and grabbing her wound. He did not really need to do that, but he needed to emphasize the fact that he was evil and horrible and most certainly worthy of fear.

"Was that necessary?" Sue asked as she calmed down from her hysterics. "There was no point in all that."

"I need to let the audience know I'm evil!"

"Who's that?" Sue asked, looking around for another pony. "There's no one out here."

"You'll see."

~

All the way across Equestria, there was a disturbance in the Force. Pony Knights from all across the land began to run towards Ponyville, following the source of the disturbance. Their lightsabers bounced around wildly in the light.

Luke Skytrotter led the charge, riding his Tautaun like no one else. Hoo Solo (This is a horrible pun that is worth censored for the purposes of keeping this rated "Everyone") rode on the Millennium Carriage, which flew at the speed of the ponies pulling it. Luke raised his snout high and yelled:

"FOR NARNIA!"

~ MEANWHILE IN PONYVILLE

Twilight camped in her underground shelter, typically only for when Celestia was trying to find her to tell her a story from med school, safe from the alicorns that warped time and space and every single object that wasn't bolted to the ground. And even then...

But at the moment, Twilight was aware of nothing but the fear of the world. All of her friends had turned into self-obessed egotistical CENSORED who were going around saving kittens and destroying the fabric of reality over a piece of fruit (funny story actually. Might have to write that sometime).

"Why is this happening?" she asked, doing incredibly dramatic crying to make everyone feel sad for her. "Why is our peaceful land becoming this?"

"To destroy the princesses."

Suddenly two alicorns appeared, red and black and more red and even more black. Their wings were obviously perfectly designed for flight and everything about them screamed TOO GOOD FO' YOU!

"Who are you?" Twilight asked, standing up, loosing her tears and mopey attitude. "Did you make every pony an alicorn?"

There was a nod, a few quiet seconds, and suddenly magic exploded everywhere as the ponies tried to kill each other. Lasers shot everywhere, and one finally hit Twilight. She fell down dead, her fur smoking.

"It is time to change the world!" Stu said as he kissed Sue, who suddenly was not at all worried about getting kissed out of nowhere.

Author's Notes:

YO! YO! YO!

It is back. Have fun.