"My name is Dinky Hooves (every-pony calls me derpy though...) and this is the story about the day i discovered the love of my life!!"

One day i was at my humble abode when my front door suddenly slammed open, and the culprit tackling me, i turn my head to see whom exactly my attacker was, and it was my friend Flora Blossom. "DERPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she was yelling at the top of her lungs, and had a look of concern on her face, and yet i couldn't keep from shouting at her, fore she had hurt my wing and pulled my mane as she had tacked me to the ground.

"Flora! whats wrong with you!! Is All of Equestria about to end!?!?!

"yes, uhm Maybe, no? POSSIBLY?!?!?!?!?!"

"OK, Flora calm down, and very slowly tell me what is going on."

"Well, uhm, i, uh, i kinda sorta set you up on a little blind date, and its sorta an hour from now so ya, you kinda gotta put on this REALLY PRETTY, FANCY-TABULOUS DRESS I HAD RARITY MAKE FOR YOU!!!!!!!!

as Flora finished that line i had a conniption that was so bad that not even nurse red heart would go within a meter of...

" HOLY MUFFINS YOU YOU DID WHAT!!!!!!!!"

"Didn't you hear me? I SAID...."

i had to cut her short because she aperantally didn't understand what i was getting at.

"No, No i heard what you said, but i didn't understand what do you mean!?!?!?!?!?"

"I set you up for a little blind date and absolutely HAVE to get ready NOW!!!!!!!!"

"FLORA, NO I..GAAAAAHHHHHHHH, NO FLORA ST-T-TOP FLORA NO I DON'T WANT TO WEAR IT, STOP MAGICKING ME, AHHHHHHHHHH, LEAVE ME ALONE I DON'T WANT TO!!!!!!!!!!"

"You have to, no exceptions you are wearing this dress, you are doing your hair, and you are going to the date, and that is final, now if i take the tape off you muzzle you wont scream will you? ok then."

"FLORA,are you done with derpy yet, we have to get there soon Lightning Spark will be ready with the date soon"

Ya, were done, she didn't like it, but i got her ready"

"FLARE!!!!!!! Your in on this tooo..."

"No time to talk we've got to move NOW."

As Flora put the finishing touches on my make up she grabbed my hoof and she and Flare led me out the door, taking me at a hurried pace (and it was hard to keep up in those heels....) we passed the Dr. on the way and he was being led by a purple Pegasus mare whom of which i assumed to be his mare-friend.