A Derpy love story
by Flora-Blossom
Chapters
in the begenning
"My name is Dinky Hooves (every-pony calls me derpy though...) and this is the story about the day i discovered the love of my life!!"
One day i was at my humble abode when my front door suddenly slammed open, and the culprit tackling me, i turn my head to see whom exactly my attacker was, and it was my friend Flora Blossom. "DERPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she was yelling at the top of her lungs, and had a look of concern on her face, and yet i couldn't keep from shouting at her, fore she had hurt my wing and pulled my mane as she had tacked me to the ground.
"Flora! whats wrong with you!! Is All of Equestria about to end!?!?!
"yes, uhm Maybe, no? POSSIBLY?!?!?!?!?!"
"OK, Flora calm down, and very slowly tell me what is going on."
"Well, uhm, i, uh, i kinda sorta set you up on a little blind date, and its sorta an hour from now so ya, you kinda gotta put on this REALLY PRETTY, FANCY-TABULOUS DRESS I HAD RARITY MAKE FOR YOU!!!!!!!!
as Flora finished that line i had a conniption that was so bad that not even nurse red heart would go within a meter of...
" HOLY MUFFINS YOU YOU DID WHAT!!!!!!!!"
"Didn't you hear me? I SAID...."
i had to cut her short because she aperantally didn't understand what i was getting at.
"No, No i heard what you said, but i didn't understand what do you mean!?!?!?!?!?"
"I set you up for a little blind date and absolutely HAVE to get ready NOW!!!!!!!!"
"FLORA, NO I..GAAAAAHHHHHHHH, NO FLORA ST-T-TOP FLORA NO I DON'T WANT TO WEAR IT, STOP MAGICKING ME, AHHHHHHHHHH, LEAVE ME ALONE I DON'T WANT TO!!!!!!!!!!"
"You have to, no exceptions you are wearing this dress, you are doing your hair, and you are going to the date, and that is final, now if i take the tape off you muzzle you wont scream will you? ok then."
"FLORA,are you done with derpy yet, we have to get there soon Lightning Spark will be ready with the date soon"
Ya, were done, she didn't like it, but i got her ready"
"FLARE!!!!!!! Your in on this tooo..."
"No time to talk we've got to move NOW."
As Flora put the finishing touches on my make up she grabbed my hoof and she and Flare led me out the door, taking me at a hurried pace (and it was hard to keep up in those heels....) we passed the Dr. on the way and he was being led by a purple Pegasus mare whom of which i assumed to be his mare-friend.
chapter two: The date
Flora and Flare both drag me into 'Le Bistro' restaurant and im immediately in Awe they have my friend the famous Octavia playing her beautiful Contrabass, and then i see him, the most wonderfull, brillient, handsome, stallion ever to live the wonderful Dr. Hooves!!!
and then i see HER, i thought that she was my friend...Lightning spark is on a DATE with MY CRUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At this point im crushed and broken, and to add insult to injury Flora and Flare walk up to her and tart talking!!!
"Ditzy, get your flank over here!!!"...Flora is now trying to get me to go over there?!?!? why that little...id better cut myself off there!
"Why...GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
Flora magicked me....Again, and promptly delivered me in the seat in front of Dr. Hooves, and meanwhile i have absolutely no idea whats going on, and then i realize...DUH! Blind date Dr. Hooves is my blind date!!!...OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!DR. HOOVES IS MY DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"OH, h-hello how are you today...um...Miss Hooves, if you dont know me im the..uh...Doctor...d-"his face is all flustered so i cut him off saying "Dont worry!! i know who you are and might i say, you are a WONDERFUL stallion!!"
"uh..oh..is th-that so i dident think you were like that miss Hooves"
"OH NO, no no no nonono Im NOT like that i just said it the wrong ay im not like that at all, im just nervous is all."
"is that so? What would you need to be nervous about? hmmmmm?
"N-n-nothing nothing at all!!"
"is that so?"
"*sigh* Dr. Hooves, i have a c-crush on you...please dont hate me or laugh..."
"Oh no i wouldent do that b-because Dear Ditzy i like you too!!!"
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Chapter three: W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
The famous, intelligent, striking, cunning, amazing Dr. hooves likes................................Me?
BLACKOUT
"What happened"
"Oh Ditzy! you finally woke up, are you feeling ok?"
"Nurse red heart? how did i get here?"
"oh Mr. Dr. Hooves brought you in saying you passed out< so are you ok, or not
"No, No im not......IM GREAT!!"
I flew out the window and ascended as high as i could then closed my wings, dropped about six hundred feet and opened my wings like a parachute all the while laughing uncontrollably!!!
"I MUST BE CRAZY, THE DR. LIKES ME!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
that night i went back to my house and ate some nice blueberry muffins and read a very, very good book.
Chapter four: acception
"Ok so the doctor likes me either that or my friends are totally trolling me"
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!!*
"WHO COULD THAT BE AT THIS HOUR!?!?!?!"
as i move through the room twords the door, the random guest pops inside and attacks me!!
"OHMIGOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE DATE WENT PERFECT, your coming with us Now!!!
randomly im grabbed and i pass out when i wake up im in a wooden shack in the middle of the everfree
"W-where am i?"
"your in our club house derpy"
"FLORA? im gonna kill you!! i thought i was being ponynapped !!"
"Nope nothing THAT serious, by the way you and the doc are a couple now."
"W-w-w-huh!?!?"
after flora said those words i blacked out...AGAIN, i think i need to get that checked out, it could be serious or somthin like that, any ways back on track, ya know sometimes i think that i should get tested for A.D.D. cuz i like jump around topics like crrazy ya know? SEE!!! RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, thats it im gonna get tested.
i wake up in a strange house wondering out loud "where am i", and i get a response "Oh Ditzy! you've finally awoken!! are you all right you dont look so good shoud i get you some muffins? some butter some soup? or how about some nice butter muffin soup, Its ]REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY good in fact it my favorite!!!
oh dear what do i do now? i fear im to go crazy with stress. "*ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!*, *sniff* excuse me!!"