Ponn VS Machine
Chapter 2
Previous ChapterTwilight slowly opened her eyes and saw a room. It was a small room, with an upgrade station near the exit. "Ughh... where am I?" She muttered quietly. She then trotted around for a bit, before noticing something. She was just standing on a... regenerator. "What the hay?!" Twilight stood there for a few seconds, trying to figure what was going on until she realized she was in the Sniper's clothes... except more suited for a pony and the colour of it, rather than being red as usual, was white.
While she stood there baffled, a small dragon respawned... or, just appeared. Spike shook his head and tried to look around. "Hey... whats going on? Why can't I see anything?" He said loudly. Twilight's ear twitched when he said that. She turned to him, and saw him in Soldier-like attire. "Probably because..." She paused, and took off the helmet while rolling her eyes. "You have a helmet on your head." Spike blinked for a couple of seconds. "Oh... well, where are we?"
She looked at him and sighed. "Thats what I'm trying to figure out... and, why we have... random... cash?" Twilight had only just saw the random cash stashed in the pockets, that was probably falling out. "Well, why don't we go look around? Lets start with the upgrade station." She trotted up to the upgrade station with Spike following close behind her.
While the two were upgrading their items, a white unicorn spawned. "Wha... where...?" She said quietly, before noticing Twilight and Spike in their favourite classes attire, and when she did notice she giggled slightly. "Ohh... this is my chance to pay her back for that silly prank she played on me." She whispered to herself. For some reason, she knew she was wearing Spy wear and she looked through her pockets, trying to avoid the cash to find a inivis-watch. Eventually she found a Cloack 'n' Dagger, and cloaked herself.
Spike turned around when he heard the noise. "Did you hear something...?" He asked. When he didn't get any answers, he went back to browsing the upgrade station. Then, when they didn't expect it, Rarity tried to be a good actor and sound like a scary ghost. "Ooooooooo!" This scared the living daylights out of Twilight and Spike, before Rarity uncloaked in a giggling fit. "You should have SEEN your faces!"
Twilight was not amused. "RARITY! Don't sneak up... on us... like that... even if... you are... a Spy? Do you know this?" She said in a broken apart sentence. Rarity nodded, before seeing Spike and dashing to him. "SPIKEY WIKEY! Your here? Where are we? Why are we here? What did Twilight do?" She asked, before getting out of his personal bubble. "Sorry..." She said, backing away slowly.
Twilight looked at Rarity. "I can explain... but I don't actually know what happened." Rarity blinked. "Well, why don't you go and look at your weapons?" Twilight looks at Rarity, mouth agape. "Weapons?" The white unicorn looked at her, before rolling her eyes. "Your a Sniper, Spike is... uhhh..." Twilight helped her out. "Soldier." Rarity nodded. "Yeah, right. And I'm Spy. Of course we have weapons."
Spike was REALLY excited. He looked around before finding a small Beggar's Bazooka, a Reverse Shooter and a Frying Pan. Twilight, while unsure, looked around and eventually found a Machina, a Jarate and a Bushwaka. Rarity had her Cloak 'n' Dagger, Diamondback and a Wanga Prick. "I wonder why we have these weapons, though..." Rarity said quietly. She found a sapper. "This might be useful."
A rainbow blur appeared next to them. "Hey." The three looked at Dash. "Your even faster than before..." Spike eventually said. Rainbow grinned. "Yeah, and that means I'm 20% cooler. In 10. Seconds. Flat." Twilight rolled her eyes at them.
Rainbow looked at them. "Hey, anyone know why I have a Soda Popper, a Bonk! Atomic Punch and an Atomizer?" Rarity looked at Rainbow. "Rainbow, darling, it appears we're in the TF2 world... theres your explaination." She explained. Eventually they get into a heated argument that didn't have to happen.
Twilight sighed. "Well... I guess we wait to see if anypony else comes..." She said, and sat down on a seat near the upgrade station. They sat, and waited for more ponies to appear.
Eventually Pinkie appeared, with Applejack behind her. Then after a while Zecora and Big Mac appeared, and finally after a long time of waiting Fluttershy appeared. "So let me get this straight... Dash is a Scout, Spike is a Soldier, Pinkie Pie is a Pyro, Big Mac is a Heavy, Zecora is a Demoman, Applejack is an Engineer, Fluttershy is a Medic, I am a Sniper and Rarity is a Spy... why are we all our favourite classes respectively?" Twilight said.
Pinkie Pie shrugged. "Hudda hudda hudda! Mmph mph, mmmph..." She was interrupted by the loudspeakers crackling to life. "The robots arrive in 3... 2... 1..." Said a voice that sounded alot like Celestia. Twilight's eyes went wide. "Robots...? No way... this can't be..."
Oh but it is.