"Pinkie, what did you do with my socks?" Rainbow asked, yawning as she woke up.

"I don't know, Dashie! Maybe it was raccoons..." Pinkie giggled, pulling the cyan mare into a passionate kiss. Rainbow returned the favor, slipping her tongue into the other mare's mouth. They held each other tightly for nearly a minute before needing to pull back and breath. "Damn I didn't know you were so good at this!"

"I try my best," Pinkie said, smiling at her marefriend. "So what do you have planned for today Dashie?"

Said mare took on a wicked grin. Pinkie knew the signs quite well by now. She knew that the pegasus had a devious mind when it came to pranks and apparently today was no exception to that.

The End

"Damnit, were'd that come from!" Dash shouted in surprise. She tried batting it out of the air but it just stood there immovably. At a closer inspection, the floating words didn't seem to have any mass to them, yet they held firmly against her hoof. Probably made of anti-matter or something like that.

"Dashie, I wouldn't touch that..." Pinkie stated, a scared look on her face.

"What is it, Pinks?" Rainbow asked, not peeling her eyes off of it for a moment.

"It's...it's..."

"What is it?!"

"It's...The End."

"Lol, wut?"

"It's just what I said, Dashie," Pinkie said, a tear starting to fall down her cheek. "It means that this story is drawing to close..."

"What are you saying?" Rainbow asked. Her cocksure grin was starting to be replaced by something new to her: fear. If Pinkie, the mare who giggled at the ghosties and laughed in the face of a dragon, was scared, nothing good could come of this. "Pinkie, please tell me!"

"No! I let you end us like this, Author!" Pinkie cried out, hugging her beloved closely. "You can't have her!"

Since this is my story and I can't do whatever I want, her indignant cries simply fell on deaf ears. She held her marefriend closely, knowing that the end was-

"Hey fuck you!" Pinkie said indignantly.

What? I'm just wrapping up the story since it hasn't had any real viewership or much of a point-

"No! You're not allowed to do this! Not to me, not to Dashie! I love her!"

Well fuck you Pinkie, I write what I want!

"If you stopped writing us, that would be first degree murder to all the characters in the story!"

Pinkie, all stories must eventually come to an end.

"Not this one!" she said, holding Rainbow tightly. "Are you so callous? I still haven't done any pranks with Rainbow today or-"

"Um, Pinkie...Who're you talking to?"

"Just the Author, silly!" the pink mare giggled to her friend. "The source of that thing over there." She calmly pointed at-

The End

"Oh come on, that's not even fair!"

Oh, you want to see 'not even fair', do you?

"Wait, that's not even what I sai-"

A giant fireball lands on Canterlot Castle, killing both the princess's and all the ponies nearby. Gummy gets a heartattack and dies while the cakes start eating their own intestines.

"No! You can't do this to me-"

Rainbow Dash slaps Pinkie across the face, a scowl on her own. "How could I ever love a stupid bitch like you?"

"No, don't do this-"

The cyan mare is suddenly hit with a stray bullet from an otherworldly hunt square in the side of her head, killing her instantly.

"Why?!"

The cake twins walk inside of the room before Pound pulls out an AK-47 and blows Pumpkin away. He then turns the gun on himself in shame and repeats the process. A bit of the blood splatters on the side of Pinkie's face.

"Stop it!"

Pinkie's sister Maud walks into the room and say, "I've always hated you, Pinkie. I might not be good at expressing it, but I despise everything you represent with a burning passion. Just fuck off and die."

"No, you evil-"

Pinkie was angry at this. She couldn't help but feel the burning coals in her stomach at her sister's cruel words.

"No...please."

The pink mare reached over for a conveniently located knife that just happened to sit right next to her. After all, the psychotic bitch had them stored all over Ponyville for any sadistic murder needs that she might have needed.

"Please...please just stop..."

With an angry hoof, the young mare rushed forward and drove the point into her sister's chest. It went in nearly two inches before hitting bone.

"No..."

The psychotic mare started to drive the point forward, shifting her weight onto her back hooves as the point started to drive further into her sibling's flesh. The bone started to make a distinct crunching noise...

"I'm sorry Pinkie! Just stop!" her sister cried out pleadingly, but Pinkie didn't stop. She couldn't help herself she hated her sister so much.

"Damn you...damn you..."

"Pinkie please!" Maud cried out before the knife slipped off of a bone and found its way deep into her chest. Pinkie smiled maniacally as the point drove home. Maud gave a muffled cry as blood started to flow out of her mouth. Pinkie just laughed.

"How could you..."

Maud grasped Pinkie's bloodstained hoof for a moment before she spasmed. And just like that the only pony in Pinkie's family that ever cared for her died at her own hooves.

"I will kill you..."

All the while, I the author chuckled at the sight of it. Of course, Pinkie wasn't done. There were four other Elements left for her to rape and kill in every worst possible way.

"I will kill you!"

Oh please, you can't do shit to me. I'll throw another 'The End' sign in there just to reinforce who's God in this story.

The End

Now that that's done, Pinkie gets up to-Wait, where'd Pinkie? Oh God no! How'd you get out there-Noo! Ack! No, please stop! Agh! No!

Heya guys! This is Pinkie here, don't worry about any of the stuff that just happened, I'll fix it. God that guy was a prick...Anyways, let's have a party!

And like that Pinkie threw the biggest most super-fantastically-awesome party with her closest friends who totally weren't dead at the Canterlot Castle that was perfectly fine after the meteor missed the planet by a few million miles and made yet another crater on the moon for Luna's benefit. Happily ever after!

The End.

See guys, a much better color! It's all bubblegummy! Speaking of which...poof! Gummy's back! Now the things I can do with this world...