"Carl, that kills people!"

"Oh, my bad!"

Pinkie watched from her hoverboard as the pair of llamas continued to argue about the intricacies involved in the wanted murder and consumption of human beings. She couldn't help but giggle at their antics.

"Ga-haha! *snorkle* That was so cute! Do you too have a relationship?" she asked, looking down on them from above.

"Uh, no?"

"Carl?!"

"What?" Carl asked, looking nervously at his fellow llama in crime. "Do we have a relationship? I thought we were just talking about-"

KABOOM!!!!

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~The End~

Not really.