Shining Armor, using his magic, brought the two dueling princesses together and they both immediately stopped using their magic before drastic results took place. They both eyed him questioningly before he initiated a double hit backhand slap on thier faces. They both gasped and held their bruised cheek, looking at him in surprise.

"You both are acting fucking childish. Over me! No, your options aren't an option anymore. We're doing it my way." His voice was stern and low. He held both of them in his arms and looked at the guards. "Get the chains off of my sis or I'll throw you to the dungeons."

"Wa-Wait, but you're-"

"Having both babes of the Crystal Empire and Changeling Empire in my fucking arms. They both killed your best bros and gay lovers just for me and I won't hesitate to let them kill you." He shouted angrily.

"Now, just wait a-" Chrysalis got another slap to the other cheek. Shining Armor stared in her eyes angrily before planting a kiss on her lips.

"Wait, we are not-" Cadence was interrupted the same way Chrysalis had been. He also planted another kiss on her lip and looked around.

"Now, I've been calming myself instead of slapping you both like the fucking whorse you both should be, but I've had it. I'm taking over this kingdom and making sure things run the way it should be. Twilight, make sure your mentor is in a sane state because I have some things to talk to her about." Twilight Sparkle stood there, shocked at the behavior that her B.B.B.F.F. was displaying. He looked at her and shouted, "NOW!" She shook and ran into the castle.

Everyone had a good end. Changelings and Crystal Ponies have integrated with Equestrian society; with Shining Armor making sure that none of them try anything funny.

All of the holders of the Elements of Harmony are fine and dandy after a bit of mental evaluation with Princess Celestia profusely apologizing for her deeds and threats. Princess Luna was given intense psychiatric therapy to repress the events of her captivity, but was given the easy way and had the memories removed with magic.

Clear-Cut and Rakshasa married and started a hive of their own with their Crystal Changeling foals.

After everything happened and has come to pass, Shining Armor declared a mass orgy to the nation of Equestria for a week once a year, to prevent situations like his from happening. Everypony was happy and no one got mad.

The end.

Author's Notes:

Okay, here's the true ending.
...I really just wanted to fuck around here. This is seriously the end now.

Next story will be something really gritty and mobster-like. So ready yourselves for that!

Thank you so much for reading. As always, comments and constructive criticism will make me happy. Buh Bye!

~Sketchy