Te Amo, Rainbow Dash
Chapter 5: Act 1, Scene 4
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(Assistant)
“Mr. Hoity Toity? Photo Finish is here to see you.”
(Hoity Toity perks up at hearing this name.)
(Hoity Toity)
“THE Photo Finish?”
(Assistant)
“Yes sir. Shall I send her in?”
(Hoity Toity)
“Yes please do.”
(The assistant walks out and comes back with Photo Finish.)
(Photo Finish)
“Ah, Hoity Toity. It’s been a long time since we has got together and discussed ideas for fashion.”
(Hoity Toity)
(To the assistant) “Thank you, that’ll be all for now.”
(The assistant walks out of the modelling room. Hoity Toity waits until he is gone before continuing.)
“Is there a problem Ms. Photo Finish?”
(Photo Finish walks the modelling room as she speaks.)
(Photo Finish)
“No. That’s not why I, Photo Finish, am here. You see, as I hope you know, Canterlot Fashion Week will be coming up soon and as a photographer, I saw some of your designs in the Canterlot Fashion Magazine and I thought I must see you in the flesh and blood. I thought that maybe, just maybe, you and I could work on a collaboration project together for the next few months.”
(She then takes her glasses off and places them on his desk. Hoity Toity is about to speak but Photo Finish interrupts him.)
“Think about it. Together, we can bring the art of the dress onto this tainted world we call Equestria and its culture.”
(Hoity Toity)
“That’s the thing Photo Finish. I’m busy working that day. I don’t think I’ll have enough time for our little project.”
(Photo Finish's mood and expression changes to defeated.)
(Photo Finish)
“Oh, in that case, I’m sorry I cost you a moment of your important time. Goodbye Mr. Hoity Toity.”
(Photo Finish walks out and Hoity Toity then looks towards his work. He then notices Photo Finish’s glasses and picks them up. He then sighs.)
(Hoity Toity)
"My fair Photo Finish. Even I seem to have failed to see your true beauty. The way your bleach white mane curtains your soft face so perfectly, it makes even the bravest colts fearful to go near you after dark. Your beautiful accent that I still have no clue of what it is. And I also love the way you experiment with different clothing styles. Photo Finish, it’s hard for me to say it but, I love you."
(He then picks up the glasses and starts talking into them.)
"Sure, we’ve had our fair-share of arguments and fights. But somehow, it’s like we’re meant to be bonded together like the forces of gravity. I’d do anything to make you mine. I’d break a ponies’ back for you. I’d saw off my own hooves for you. I’d scream out to Celestia and all the heavens for you. I’d do literally anything for you."
(He then places them back onto his desk.)
"Should the day come, I'd passionately run my graceful lips over yours and we'd battle tongues until we grow tired of it and both give in to our lustful desires. Then I'd push you back onto my bed, climb on top of you with our lips constantly at battle as we both rip each other free of our cloth prisons."
(Whilst speaking the latter line, Hoity Toity looks down at his clothes.)
"Then, I'd be using my hooves to caress your fragile body with you breathlessly tell me you love constantly, whilst I lay under the covers, running my tongue in and around your genitilia. You'd then let out a gasp for air or a moan of pleasure and I'd say 'Shh. Just let me do the hard work for you.' before I then slowly, so you'd enjoy it more, stick my 'disco stick' as you call it inside your-."
(Photo Finish comes back on stage and Hoity Toity jumps at this.)
(Photo Finish)
"Sorry Toity, but I believe I left my glasses here."
(She collects them and is about to leave when.....)
(Hoity Toity)
"Look um, Ms. Finish? I've thought about the fashion show and would be honoured to collaborate with you."
(Photo Finish smiles at this.)
(Photo Finish)
"I knew you'd understand my ideas. Thank you."
(She walks up and kisses Hoity Toity's cheek before leaving. Hoity Toity is shocked at this but then cracks a smile and giggles a little.)
(Hoity Toity)
"Ms. Photo Finish. At this rate, you will be mine."
(He then sits down at his desk and continues working.)
(End of scene 4.) Next Chapter: Act 1, Scene 5 Estimated time remaining: 1 Hour, 12 Minutes