(The stage is dark with the sounds of cheering. Eventually, the stage lights up to reveal several ponies cheering at something offstage presumably the Wonderbolts. Among the crowd, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash can be seen. Pinkie Pie has her trademark smile on her face.)

(Pinkie Pie)

“Are you having a good time Rainbow Dash?”

(Rainbow Dash)

“You bet! You know how much I love the Wonderbolts, especially Soarin. My goddess, he’s so hot! Especially when he gets all sweaty and he looks like he’s glowing in the sunlight.”

(Pinkie Pie)

(Showing signs of jealousy) “I can imagine.”

(Rainbow Dash)

“What’s up Pinkie Pie? You look a little jealous.”

(Pinkie Pie)

(Smiling) “What? No. I’m not jealous. I’m happy you love Soarin. ”

(Rainbow Dash)

“I don’t love Soarin. I just, what’s the word? Admire him.”

(Pinkie Pie)

“Oh admire, love, they’re pretty much the same thing.”

(Rainbow Dash)

“Well not really, love is actually what it is and admiring is…”

(Pinkie Pie gives Rainbow Dash an unconvinced look.)

“Never mind. Look, I just need to get something. I’ll be right back.”

(Pinkie Pie)

(Smiling once again) “Okey-dokey Rainbow Dash!”

(Rainbow Dash goes offstage. Once she’s gone, Pinkie Pie’s smile falls into a frown.)

“Honestly, don’t get me wrong. I’m glad Rainbow Dash admires Soarin out of all the Wonderbolts. I mean, he’s the most popular colt in the whole group. Who wouldn’t fall in love with him? I mean, I heard one time that Spitfire dated him for a while before they decided to remain friends. In a way, you can say I’m a calmer form of Rainbow Dash around the Wonderbolts. I mean, when Rainbow Dash sees them, she looks like she’ll suffer a heart attack, kneel over onto the cold bitter ground and die. When I see them however, I just think they’re a good flight team. So far they haven’t done anything that’s blown my mind. But Soarin defiantly has got my level of affection up. I mean, how can anypony resist? He’s cool, talented and like Rainbow Dash says, ‘a super hot stallion’. Sometimes, I wish I could be around Soarin but at the same time, I don’t want to possibly ruin my friendship with Rainbow Dash.”

(Rainbow Dash comes back on stage during this moment holding a small picture of the Wonderbolts with ‘You sweep me off my hooves’ written on it.)

“Oh in Celestia’s name, what should I do?”

(Rainbow Dash)

“What should you do about what?”

(Pinkie Pie jumps a little at this.)

(Pinkie Pie)

“Oh nothing. I was just thinking to myself. Did you get that thing you were getting?”

(Rainbow Dash)

“Yeah I did. The Wonderbolts are so going to love this.”

(Pinkie Pie)

(To self) “Possibly as much as I love Soarin.”

(Rainbow Dash)

“I beg your pardon Pinkie?”

(Pinkie Pie)

“Nothing Rainbow Dash. I was just talking to myself.”

(Rainbow Dash)

(Chuckles) “Pinkie Pie, you’re so random.”

(Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash hold the sign up and cheer at the offstage Wonderbolts.)

(End of Scene 3.) Next Chapter: Act 1, Scene 4 Estimated time remaining: 1 Hour, 15 Minutes